Teaching youngsters the old ways by using emoticons like :)) </3 =P

Certain apps really teach you the geography of your city. Like I know exactly what’s in range of 8 miles verse 8 miles

San Francisco was a paradise before tech bros and neolib fascists that want to incarcerate the homeless took over. I still treasure my memories of visiting the city prior to the late 2010s.

Miley Cyrus has done so much for the trans community by having a weird voice and being “like that” but still being hot and cool

[listens to cypress hill once]

this dating site sucks

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Know the difference 👇🏻

COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh? MURDERER: yes? COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?

This is like thinking that buying Jordan’s actually makes you better at playing basketball

An opportunity to be genuinely helpful is such a gift. A lady only had cash at a coffee shop stand that takes card and I bought her coffee. Best I’ve felt all week

We weren’t meant to sit in cube. We are meant to eat ants with our prehensile tongues

This tracks. They seem like they’re having the most fun

Tired: Everything evolves to be a crab. Wired: Everything evolves to eat ants.

Please keep the sad/disgusted bama fans on my tv. It brings me joy.

Dude this is why you can't let lesser programs like those from the SEC get into the college playoff. It's a safety issue.

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

There are so many Disney adults that spend thousands of dollars a year trying to fill a hole that community theater could easily fill for negative money

me and who

Fat girl solidarity is so beautiful. Another one things you truly cannot imagine until you’re in it

The American public is desperate for a politician to articulate a moral vision, a future, some simple decency towards their neighbors

In the heated rivalry universe Trump tweets something like: “Congratulations to Scott Hunter for making NHL History! Scott has always been a big fan of Trump and despite never winning a gold medal he does great work with the orphans”

we simply have to make culture "Unlike the left and especially unlike liberals, the right has assembled for itself an aesthetic program, an answer to what the future should look like, slopified as it may be."

I wrote about Trump’s ballroom and the right’s quest to remake the symbolic order for @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social nyra.nyc/articles/wre...

limerence is a fake word devised in an sorry attempt to wipe embarrassment off the face of love.

This is the shit I’m on rn youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...

Ken Burns is the best liberal film maker of his generation. Sorkin wishes he could touch the bowl cut

Hilarious that Hemingway, the epitome of masculinity for a generation, wrote a whole book where he just gossips and is exasperated at scene drama and another about how much he loves to be pegged

Watching Call Me By Your Name and booing even hissing every time Timmy’s Italian girlfriend comes on screen

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Alternatively, this is the correct length of pants for most men.

Through the most advanced analytics in the world the dodgers have shown that the combination of good boys from Japan and super swaggy possibly gay Latinos make an unbeatable baseball team. This would also be how every girl with an AO3 account would make the roster

I keep trying to find these performative men or pretentious “lit bros” everyone complains about but single straight men seem to be 95% illiterate and like marvel movies

Take Control of Your Life: Take Cross-Sex Hormone Injections

Love it when a boy is neurotic and struggling. Any boy that is content or comfortable at anytime is probably a serial killer

A solid percentage of classical philosophy is arguing about whether the legendary figure of Achilles was a top or bottom

Jesus is sending the evangelicals that text that’s like “ugggghhh I’m sorry about the rapture tonight, I just have so much on my mind right now”

If the rapture is coming I want to be in the same plan of existence as the cast of the AMC original show Halt and Catch Fire. Thank you.

it’s really damn bleak right now & it’s hard to feel good about anything but some trans folks out there are 100% determined to make sure every trans person is exactly as panicked as they are in a way that’s not additive or informative & i’m not sure that’s helpful or what solidarity looks like.

Joan Didion would have the best/most infuriating takes about Bluesky

My mom to the group chat that me and my 2 brothers.

Once I’m reminded of the phrase “Your haters will be your waiters at the table of success” it’s the only thing I can say or think for about 2 hours. I mutter it to myself like that scene in the Aviator

Avatar is hauntology from the optimism that elected Obama. The hero is a dumb guy who learns to be good by fighting the system that birthed him. We got marvel and Iron Man instead where the hero is a genius nihilist that learns he has to save society alone because of how dumb everyone else is

The main type of video now: Hot imbecile: [standing naked biceply in a field] Our incestors never got skin cancer :) Cunty dermatologist, cutting in: Okay. Here are three reasons why this is not a slay. First reason. Hats

LCD Soundsystem: This is Happening Lana Del Rey: Norman Fucking Rockwell Future Islands: Singles The Strokes: Room on Fire Sufjan Stevens: Carrie & Lowell Alvvays: Self Titled St Vincent: Strange Mercy Vampire Weekend: Modern Vampires Matt and Kim: Grand MGMT: Oracular Spectalur

When anything a woman did could be “feminist!” and hence could not be critiqued in feminist terms, then feminism ceased to mean anything.