Filipino Legend of Zelda for your timeline

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now. happy new year everyone!

"you will get savaged" No. You won't. You'll find a small community of people who enjoy your first attempts at art, and that community will grow as you get better. Be so for real. Yes, maybe one or two assholes will criticize you but most people are not so unkind.

official American translation 🦅

The best clip from the leaked X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday:

You: I stubbed my toe BlueSky user: YOU MEAN THAT TRUMP STUBBED THE TOE OF AMERICA?!?!??!?!? You: I absolutely did not mean it like that

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

JRPG with what appears to be a standard New Game+ mode, except halfway through the intro the tutorial fairy realises she's in a non-canon timeline and nothing she does matters, and promptly fucks off to let various NPCs know what she REALLY thinks of them and generally screw up the plot on purpose.

thousands and thousands of years ago we mourned our children and parents, loved our partners, feared death and suffering, even buried our beloved pets with sentiments of devotion. all of this is clearly attested by the historical record.

Winter girl sketch :)

"Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me." "Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me." "Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me." "Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr Bimbo, and you'll have to.....negotiate strenuously."

Every screenshot of the new Stranger Things season looks like this to me.

i miss her long hair and derpy face

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!

Capcom Japan had to make it clear that anyone using AI to make designs for the Robot Master design contest will be disqualified and that goes for the new image editing thing added to Twitter They might not have to deal with this as much if they held the contest somewhere else, just saying heh

They are bandits they are wet

cupholder.exe 🎄 #deltarune

Throne of Lies (2003)

Here's my Dr. Robotnik piece from the collab! #sonicthehedgehog

THE THING HAPPENED

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

Just want to point out that MALAK BROOD is one of the great evil wizard names

Flight home's been delayed two hours so I had to make something important

A Christmas Carol but with the cast of Giant Days, call that... A Giant Christmas Carol Day? A Giant Carol? We'll workshop it... #giantdays #fanart #myart #christmas

@agramuglia.bsky.social @bunnycartoon.bsky.social merry Christmas to you both!

#Amphibia #MarcyWu #SashaWaybright #AnneBoonchuy #PollyPlantar

When they ask me what radicalized me

my mom: can you please bring lamby so we can put him on the christmas tree me: who my mom: the gay pride sheep

Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first

Inside you there are two….

Reposting with alt text because I felt it too important no to share

This is dark woke and is therefore good imo

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

This entire weekend

old lady next to me at the hair salon is very passionately talking about how we have to find a way to make communism work cause logically speaking you shouldn't have millionaires under communism let's go grandma

great weekend for dipshits being punched in the face

I've been enjoying Bat-Fam a lot more than I was expecting.

"Tiny Tim! I WANT YOU!"

me watching Andrew Tate get the shit kicked out of him: