In the discover tab you'll read things like "I wish BooGoo was back this time, the Boogies just don't feel the same" and you will never know if they are talking about anime, baseball, Ru Paul or K-Pop. But it's always one of them.

YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL!

bro thinks he's the rabbit with the clock 💀

when youre at the evilmaxxing convention and a quirk chungus walks in

had a dream that i met neil cicierega in a mall food court doing divination based on the salt patterns on people’s Big Pretzels and i walked up to him with mine and he looked at it like “woah…”then compared it with his pretzel and they were identical and held them up and declared us Pretzel Buddies

should i start using dis account 2 rant about dumb shit again? :P

u dont hit griddy, griddy hit u

still waiting for Discord to add a way of connecting Tidal to my account so I can showcase to my friends just how bad my music taste is

MY PAWN STRUCTURE IS AWESOME!

hi obama, i knew we'd meet again 😃

if i wasnt vegetarian i'd b eatin sum worms!!

@stealthyscoot.bsky.social my beautiful princess with a disorder, speak to me 🥹

i need 2 buy me a creepy moon face, NOW!

guy at Dunkin Donuts just called me a fake fan for not dunking my donut in the coffee

if somebody say 'you shouldnt have' when i give them a gift imma take that mf back

DICK CRUNCH 9

me when i see one of my own takes: "haha so true!!"

this guy is an industry plant fr

i am convinced that this is the greatest game ever made

sauce that makes you stupid

STEALTHY SCOOT WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO LAND THE FIRST ROFLCOPTER BECAUSE THEY ALREADY DID IT. ME VOTE ROBBOTZ 😆

JOE BIDEN WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL 2 B STRAIGHT, ME VOTE JOE!

TRUMP WILL LOWER GAS PRICES TO 0 DOLLARS, ME VOTE TRUMP!

boutta crawl on tha jungle floor and eat EVERY MUSHROOM i find

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FUCK YOU

the only two countries are the united states and france, and france only exists because you cant have good without bad

if i become a ghost im moving ur keys somewhere random so theyre not where u remember puttin dem u bitch

2025 we will be banning boners and boobies

agender transition goals b like

holy fucking based www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

anyone that calls it X instead of Twitter is a class traitor

biden should come out as gay and then resign so we can get the first gay president AND our first female president

feelin a lil bit goblin rn!

yo mama so fat she broke the rope when they tried hanging her at the gallows

my toxic trait is thinking i could survive the gallows, EZ

the more i think about it, the more i realize that landing the first roflcopter would be a bigger scientific breakthrough than curing cancer

I landed the first roflcopter

this healthcare CEO shooter the type of guy to set up a Rube Goldberg machine that kicks the feds raiding his house in the nuts

get absolutely dicked on

ran out of things to post!! oh well, time 2 stare at drywall and hallucinate until i think of somethin 😁

republicans in 2028: "WOKE DEMOCRATS DONT WANT U EATING UR POOP!!"

WTF WINDOWS, ITS NOT THAT HOT. actually nvm i live in arizona so

these bitches dont even know the golden rule 😔

crazy how youtubers have to title their videos like Yeat songs now because of demonetization

i'm declaring fartial law effective immediately

i hope that biden pardons meeeeeee

The reality of bluesky

bad news yall, i think im starting to enjoy sparkling water 😔 this shit tastes like bath bubbles but idk man theres sum about it