we arguing at work about the best way to drink coke, cup with ice and a straw or refrigerated can???

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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot

having a $2 item on ur wishlist is embarrassing asf buy that bitch broke hoe

just came in 3.14 seconds call that a cream pi

also i’m not hacked im genuinely tryna promote this hahahaha

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got a non-binary grandma call em a grandthem

sex outside is cool until the mosquito help her suck ur dick

stop askin my broke ass for money.. i said im chasing the bag i havent caught that bitch yet

my son tryna use my gambling fund for college??? wtf

fashion students be like i got a hat due tmr

tiktok is vape and instagram reels is cigarettes

u guys ever make like deep realisations about yourself and it’s just not what you wanna learn about yourself? oh i’m like this… okay……

foot job... hand job..... blow job... when you getting a REAL job????

money cant buy you happiness till that order is on its way

i’m really intrigued who isn’t on your close friends list like who isn’t allowed to see u grilling zucchini

cant stand unemployed bitches that wake up and drank coffee wtf r u tryna stay up for?? asking people for money?

when u wanna key his car but he dont got one so you bin his bus pass

we started french kissing and i got a bonjour

i love a “this is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns

ik some of yall be pissing on yall balls bruh

if ur a guy and u got a big fat juicy ass, don’t waste it. twerk.

imma tell my work zoom meeting i brought cake

imma send people home 1 at a time from parties like 'give it up for jake' and send that motherfucker out

if somebody say 'you shouldnt have' when i give them a gift imma take that mf back

we need vip wrist bands at house parties

talkin shit about someone on the game ur playing to realise its the person in vc <<<<

reacting to a message with a thumbs up has helped me end more unwanted conversations than id like to admit

i never considered the fact dr. pepper could be a woman

Got my Grandma on speed dial call dat InstaGram

imagine giving ur son pocket money and he spends it on gifting kai cenat subs

the sour victory of beating a masterpiece like elden ring... i did it!! what now.....

bitches gotta stop saying small world and js say i fucked him too

just called the chinese place and said i need 25,000 wings they said 10 minutes

am i schizophrenic or is everyone kinda an opp

ellen degeneres was actually an apex predator of the entertainment world she wouldve sucked all entertainment value out of the hawk tuah girl in a 3 minute segment

english currency is so gay, who exactly are you pounding, fella?

now u read this ur manually breathing manually blinking ur thinking about where ur tongue is in your mouth u can feel the clothes on your body fuck you have a lovely rest of your day

i be fartin in the club

ppl need to start wearing cologne that matches their face.. got me turning around to nonsense

free food should also be 0 calories.

last wokemas i gave you my pronouns but the very next gay you queered them away