Rudy Gobert closely examining his defensive stats

340 of those bunts were called by Mike Shildt

Deli clerk: "anything else?" Mitch Hedberg: "yeah, a loaf of bread, and some more people"

The Lions dropped 50 on these dudes and are in danger of missing the playoffs

Say I won't.

The one major difference bt this season and last is they cleaned up their penalties. 17-17 going into OT and this team literally Power Ranger morphed into last season's Aztecs, it was pretty impressive actually

Couldve sworn dude was offside, but whatever

This is literally anyone watching the 2025 Detroit Lions offensive line

TOM KENNEDY, FIVE-TIME PRESEASON ALL-PRO

I cant with these fucking injuries man

Tecs lost control of this one. What a wild three days

When i ask for extra cheese on my double double

If i got flagged for a sex toy joke yesterday, i definitely cant legit describe how excited i am right now whoaaaaaaalllllly shit

Cease gonna fuck around and win the Cy Young next season because Padres

A "whoopon" is a french word for a sex toy that could/may be used as a weapon. By the way, the Hustler store is having its black friday sale. Use the code BIGDEAL for 40% off sitewide *exclusions may apply, see hustlerhollywood.com yes bish this is real

Having Thanksgiving with a family of Padres fans and a family of Reds fans and if one of them tells me they like bunts, I'll fix myself two plates and leave

That's a helluva way to bounce back from that ass-whoopon yesterday #Aztecs 🔴💀⚫

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Whites Anal New car

Damn, RIP OG Gramma

Rams are solid, man

Hard to complain after a win, but holy shit did the Lions look terrible on both sides of the ball

Gibbs is a fucking lunatic

You cant tackle the fucking qb you could pack up your shit now

Ryans got his dudes feelin it 🔥🔥🔥

Nm, they lost to fucking Troy

HOLY SHIT BYRD MADE A THREE FROM PACIFIC BEACH TO TIE IT AT 89 AT THE END OF THE 4TH QTR IM TWEAKING OUT RN

Nm, enjoy your tuesday night. Aztecs lose to fucking Troy

Welcome back, goon. These tecs down by one vs Troy 18 secs left

Absolute joke of a penalty. Complete horseshit. Just like the Lions offense tonight.

David Shaw crossing the hall, spittin game to the defensive coaches 🔥🔥🔥

Lions on the verge of wasting an absolutely terrific defensive effort

Brock was butt-ass naked. I dont understand

There was like 5 different points where I thought Gibbs was going to go all the way.

Gibbs is a sparkplug, man

Consecutively. And then Anzelone cant fit his gap properly. And im not a fan of 12, but whatever. First half sucked but couldve been worse

Hutch getting sucked in, i assume

Wouldve had Monty take that one

Good game so far defensively, this oline needs some church #Lions

That punt from the Rams was nuts

Anyone else get Jon Secada's "Just Another Day" stuck in your head after FOX cuts away from an injury timeout, or is it just me? No? Cool

Maannn Plascencia shouldve took one for the team instead of jumping over that defender. Good kick tho to go up 10 in the 4th

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Luck "K" Sutton

What a picture (via Big Boi)

I watched a UB40 tribute band called WD40…. They were a bit rusty at first but got better as the evening went on 🧥🏃‍♂️💨🚪

Nice