🤘🏽 #ForTheFaithful #Padres

Me after yelling "TARPS OFF" at grandma's funeral

🔔🔔🔔 #PadresWIN! #IssaDub #ForTheFaithful

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Chanting Holy Sheets is very fun

Hey BlueSky world it’s me yours truly. I just found out my cousin up in Seattle was part of the 10% fired at Meta (fuck Zuck, fuck AI). He’s in HR, Berkeley grad, & he was there for ≈5 yrs. If you know anyone hiring, be it SEA or remote, plz let me know so I can pass it along!

Lazer

LAZER RAMON PLAKATA!!!

#SD Nick Castellanos homers (4) on a fly ball to left off #Athletics Jeffrey Springs. 🏳 382ft, 🔥107.2mph, 33.0° ATH 3 @ SD 3 · BOT 5

CASTELLANOS BOMB!

MANNY PLAKATA!

Welp

Oh dear god no Not Laz…

WIENIE 500 SUPER CUT OF INNUENDO

And he’s slated to face the Padres next Wednesday…

I could not stop laughing at all the Wienie innuendo jammed into this clip. #Wienie500

"It Takes Two" rapper Rob Base dead at 59

The Padres enter tonight with a 69 wRC+ v LHP, 2nd worst in MLB (behind COL) despite 336 plate appearances, which is the lowest in MLB SD faces 5 LH starters in the next 8 games beginning tonight with the A’s Jeffrey Springs

The case revolves around a 2017 contract Tatís signed with Big League Advance, agreeing to a $2 million upfront payment in exchange for 10% of his annual professional baseball earnings for 25 years if he reached MLB. www.courthousenews.com/tatis-strike...

Short-handed bench it is…

Yes mom We need this for cigarette night and im throwing a fit if we dont have it

Realized I never looked at team level xwOBA vs wOBA and my god Mets and Padres

Fortunately you can look this up and oh god Mets and Padres again (and Rangers)

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Freddy Fermin having a higher ISO than Fernando Tatis Jr (.046 v .039) is absolutely mind-numbing

The Padres 88 wRC+ is tied with the Giants & Mets for 2nd worst in MLB The only offense that’s worse? The Rockies with 84

due respect to nick castellanos (wRC+ in the 50s), but I am going to blame the one thousandth hitting coach this team has had this decade who has no coaching experience and had nothing better to do when stammen called him

It shouldn’t be controversial to think that a rookie hitting coach is fucking up, especially when he didn’t pursue the job.

Just look at the swing illustrator data - namely, year-to-year ideal attack angle % and intercept points. All the talk last week about Tatis? It's almost the whole team. The approach is wrong and there's been no correction. If it's not Souza, it's whoever's communicating it to him. shorturl.at/Hk5oU

The Padres 88 wRC+ is tied with the Giants & Mets for 2nd worst in MLB The only offense that’s worse? The Rockies with 84

Padres are expected to face 4 LHSP the next 6 games Woof

Probably the last Padres/dodgers game at Petco I go to for the foreseeable future

game

Fuck off Tatis

Bryce Johnson has replaced Jackson Merrill in CF to start the 5th…

Looking around the ballyard: has to be a 75/25 ratio heavily in favor of dodger fans Brutal

WELP

FREE THE NIPS BABY

7 more years!

Mason Miller pitching in the 9th of a tie game against the deepest lineup in MLB is the correct call Maybe tell Ty France to catch the pick-off throw at first base Also, Bradgley Rodriguez needs to see more high-leverage opportunities out of the BP See y’all at the ballyard tomorrow…

You have a 2x platinum glover with a glock in RF, why are they cutting off his throw?

Take the walk bruh

Tarps Off movement continues to sweep across the league 😳

Adrian Morejon retiring Freeman and Tucker with Ohtani on third. ⛽

Ohtani getting cocky, must have hit that trifecta

DO IT FOR MELANY

I've often said all baseball needs is more nudity

Stammen going with Estrada over Morejon tells me that Adam is unavailable tonight Either way, a questionable move not bringing in a lefty that last half inning