These Colors Don't Run!

In the words of Bud Black… “That’s Baseball”

I HATE THIS STUPID SPORT *sarcasm*

OH BOY

Mason Miller is absolutely fucking filthy. My goodness.

MASON MILLER HOUDINI ACT

VIVE LA FRANCE!!!

51.1 IP and counting for Adrian Morejon, 2nd most among qualified LH relievers in MLB

*me logging off IG for the day*

#Padres 2027 schedule is out One interesting thing, scheduled doubleheaders against the Cubs at Petco on 6/22 and the Rockies at Coors on 7/10 Of course next season will depend on a new CBA (which I’m not confident on whatsoever) #ForTheFaithful

In a crackdown that has rankled some front offices across the league, MLB has effectively outlawed the growing practice of using league-provided dugout iPads to access generative AI. Details: nyti.ms/4ff60Ax

part time and only $30 an hour for the most miserable work life balance you could ask for lmao

Who says baseball isn’t romantic? 🫡🥒❤️

We are all España on Sunday

IT’S NOT COMING HOME

ARGENTINA BANGER

3 weeks of jury duty ✅

Sayng "end of story" does not, in fact, end the story.

JORDAN WALKER SHEESH #HRDerby

SCHWARBS! #HRDerby

Nuclear heat for Willson Contreras in Philly right now 😂 #HRDerby

MLB should hire more people who like baseball

Yeah this ain’t it #HRDerby

alright Netflix i’ve suffered through you showing me comedians being unfunny and more ads than home run derby, but I draw the line at all the shots of brandon marsh being Damp

fernando somewhere in the caribbean this week:

Not a fan of this no-clock/15-20 swings format #HRDerby

Would’ve rather had the Home Run Derby on NBC or FOX cause this is rough right now on Netflix

LMAO MLB Network is 🗑️ and is basically pro-d*dger propaganda

#mute #Padres

Padres hitting coach was ejected…nothing of value was lost

Oh right, Valenzuela, the catcher Preller traded away while simultaneously dealing with catching depth problems for a guy who’s rotting away in AAA.

🔔🔔🔔 #PadresWIN! #IssaDub #ForTheFaithful

FUCK MLB REPLAYS

RIP Switzerland

VIVE LA FRANCE!

Vladdy Jr. just murked a baseball

SUNG-MUN SONG!!! #HASOTB⭐️ #ForTheFaithful #Padres

Matt Waldron lives!

TOOTBLAN! (Sheets was likely gonna be out anyways since he can’t hit lefties)

Walks kill

FOX broadcast is glazing England

That’s not a penalty

HEY JUDE (Reprise)

HEY JUDE

NORWAY

Rob Manfred mispronounces No. 1 overall pick Roch Cholowsky's name

"MOM, I SAID THAT TODAY IS DRAFT DAY AND THEN I WHISPERED TO MYSELF THAT I'M BAD AT MY JOB! THAT'S ALL I SAID!"