part time and only $30 an hour for the most miserable work life balance you could ask for lmao

I know he’s a company man to a T, but Ben Higgins saying the other week that this padres season isn’t defined as a holdover due to ownership transfer is blatantly false. Didn’t sign SP because of the impending sale, dooming the season. Sale won’t be final by the deadline so further hamstringing, etc

just remembered mike shildt really had mason miller as the 8th inning man behind suarez, bro what was that

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it’s genuinely crazy, from age 15 to 30 this band still evokes the same emotion out of me. pure happiness and understanding

had just the most gorgeous round at torrey today

had to call my mom to ask her if my grandma was one of the women that would call for ted leitner after broadcasts in the 80s….I got a resounding yes lmao

what is it with guys who’s baseball playing career specifically peaked in high school that makes them think they are the ultimate experts on the mlb game? or that they would be better players right now than legit MAJOR LEAGUE players? weird trend i’ve noticed

LMFAO run Erik Greupner out of town already. -$100 admission to buy a pair of $200 shoes - No refunds or exchanges - If they don't have your size, tough shit!

closest thing I feel like I can associate watching Padres baseball to is water drip torture

I don’t think I’ll be able to live in a world where Ohtani no hits or perfect games the Padres

I need Michael King to be a Padre forever

love that the first blown save comes against LA sooooo sick

oh boy I’ve seen this one before

what in the high school video productions class was that intro to the padres dodgers broadcast???

I wonder if five year old me every thought i’d still be listening the shrek soundtrack 25 years later

completely, fully obsessed with the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Only on book 3 and it’s just getting better and better

I just want to enjoy watching the Padres man, this offense is making it damn near impossible

another one!

Mud dropping the trailer park boys reference!!!

i’m about to see a no hitter in person!!!

watching the Padres offense is what I imagine trying to have sex with severe ED feels like

seems like a lot of empty seats for a Saturday night

Breaking (?)

fernando is a hardddd watch right now

heard a real, live person say Mason Miller is going be traded to the dodgers in the wake of the Diaz injury because “The Chelsea owner also is with the dodgers”

sitting on the beach in encinitas and AJ Preller just showed up lol

Mason Miller is the best pitcher I’ve ever seen and I don’t think that’s an exaggeration

a bad outfielder made a sketchy play that Laureano makes 99% of the time but ok

I saw turnstile in a basement in arizona that had no stage

I miss the 2024 San Diego Padres. I miss 2021 Tatis. I miss when this team felt halfway competitive

the Padres broadcast is just terrible outside of Don and Mud. I don’t need to hear 15,000 times that Xander and Don used to be in Boston

glad the broadcast used to show Suarez’s shitty entrance everytime but we only get to see Miller’s once, very cool

I can’t put my finger on it, and i’m probably (definitely) overreacting, but there’s this “looseness” vibe to the Padres already that’s concerning. It’s not that they are overtly sloppy, but it feels that way? Almost like the game and the job is going way too fast for Stammen to catch up. Idk

No Sheets for Andujar? and you’d still have the righty off the bench with Castellanos? and leaving Estrada out there? Stammen??

the way adam tweets from the Fan account drives me insane it comes off like an out of touch attempt to live tweet like an ordinary fan

hey the rotation might be a problem

today was some of the most Mad King shit i’ve ever heard out of the mad king

absolutely fuck this nonsense

thinking about how manny and tatis’ final ABs for the DR were horrendous and pure hero ball, exactly what we’ve seen from them in clutch, big moments with the Padres. Fun players that I like rooting for but not championship level

“Getting to hug the commissioner, it means everything to these players” - huh????

among numerous assaults on democracy, undermining and restricting voting is the textbook definition of assaulting democracy

notis that hit like crack

it might not be much but i’m proud of it

First look: Aaron Judge slides onto the cover of MLB The Show 26 🧢 Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq

Sick of feeling sick to my stomach watching the world crumble everyday, feeling powerless to do anything

the couple that lives above us fight constantly, just the worst kind of neighbors. Today’s fight involved them screaming at each other about their wedding tomorrow, their future is so bright ❤️

Michigan fans told me Dilly was a lock after Alabama won last night hmmmmmmm

my king Mike King ❤️