VAR is terrible. If it’s not obvious by now, it should be done. That was waaaay too long of a check.

Oh and Tottenham Hotspur are getting beat by a club that plays above the Artic Fucking Circle.

Oh and Tottenham Hotspur are getting beat by a club that plays above the Artic Fucking Circle.

Technically, tomorrow, the Padres will play in October….but, that’ll be it.

At least I’ll save a lot of money on postseason tickets

A tie (or draw if you prefer) is a perfectly acceptable outcome in a contest. Not everything has to be a zero-sum outcome. I hate how that mentality is so engrained in American sport.

Dallas had all three points in the bag. They’re gonna feel like they just dropped two. This might have ramifications in the table later on in the season.

Hahahaha a tie!!!

Micah who?

Sammy Levitt voice: “And with that, the 2025 (regular) season comes to an end.”

1. LFGSD 2. Mariners 3. Blue Jays 4. Guardians 5. Brewers 6. Reds. 7. Tigers 8. Phillies 9. Cubs 10. A bad sunburn 11. Red Sox 12. Day Before Thanksgiving Traffic 13. Yankees 14. Gastroenteritis from Thanksgiving 15. Dodgers

Five. Walks. In one half inning. Two pitchers had absolutely no command of their fastballs.

Walk. Walk. Walk. So many base on balls

Baserunning is hard

lol TOOTBLAN

Dad? How did I get my name? Well, you see son, I was in the minors and, there was this guy and I thought he had a cool name!

Good. That’s what you get for hosting that shameful political rally, Arizona Cardinals.

Padres lost a 138 wRC+ player for several weeks, days before the postseason begins. Absolutely cursed franchise.

Tonight is coming up Padres. Padres win, Cubs and Dodgers lose.

Subtly downgrade a band: Blink 181

Of course the Mets are predictably Metsing it all up

*breathes deeply* Lets go Mets

I was bad vibes at the game y’all. I left and the Padres secured postseason.

The Brewers are a very possible NLDS opponent and…I’m not impressed how the Padres are playing against them.

Well playoff clinching will wait until tomorrow at least

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

8 BB today by Padres pitching against the White Sox. That’s a lot of free passes.

Meanwhile the Padres are literally walking themselves to a defeat.

lol what is with all these blocked field goals today. Two in the Philly game, the Browns, and now the Jets.

lol Rams special teams

If the Padres whimper out of the WC, Shildt is definitely gone. And, I don’t think Preller survives too. Pushing in all the chips is flashy, makes headlines, but you gotta make sure you’ve got a sure fire winning hand. A WC exit is pushing in all the chips and revealing you only got a pair.

The Padres needed starting pitching. They’ve needed starting pitching all season. Preller didn’t get starting pitching at the deadline. Now we’re all seeing the folly. King & Darvish are still trying to find form after months on the IL. Cease…ceased to be good.

Can we leave Dylan Cease in Chicago?

How many days straight has a Padres pitcher given up a home run? Today, the Mets series…

Over the last 107 IP, about two weeks, the Padres HR/9 is a staggering 1.77. The *Rockies* have a better HR/9. Padres pitching has a serious long ball problem.

And in other news, I received a gift from my long time friend in Baltimore of a mid-Atlantic staple. We were talking about Utz when I noticed a women with an Utz shirt, yes adorned with the “Murlin” (Maryland in my best attempt at local pronunciation) flag while at an Orioles-Padres game.

Probably the worst outcome of tonight’s game. King gets absolutely tagged, goes only 3.0 IP and now the ever taxed bullpen needs to finish off the remaining 6.0 innings.

More like Michael Ping ami—no they’re not metal bats More like Michael Ting ami—no, same thing More like Michael Zing—yea go with that—amirite

Everyone and their mother knew the Padres needed a starting rotation, so Preller got J.P. Sears at the deadline

Oh goody…I might be the victim of a brushing scam

Sunday Night Kickers

0-2 NY Football Giants

lolololol Russell Wilson

American sports need to learn that ties are a sufficient outcome to a contest. Our need for zero-sum outcomes can be detrimental to players, especially in such a high contact sport like gridiron.

Make a band singular: Nine Inch Nail

This refereeing is atrocious. Breathe on the player and it’s a foul.

This is gonna sound sacrilegious, but the Dodgers winning is beneficial. Mindset: stop chasing the division. It is lost. Qualify for the postseason as a WC.

If the Padres get bounced in the wild card series, who gets fired? A) Preller & Shildt B) Shildt C) Preller D) Hitting Coach E) Nobody

Yea this has all the makings of just a Bad Game. One of those games where just nothing goes your way. I mean, these games happen in a 162 game season. But, it’s September 12th, and Padres can ill afford Bad Days at the Office.

Being this weak against the *Rockies*…