I know Afroman wasn’t high because he showed up to court

The DOW’s lowest point of the day came at closing. Usually there’s a buying of the dip right before close, not today. Ominous

Punxsutawney Phil said we’re gonna get six more weeks of this shit?

My mom had a heart attack 3/17/20. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer 5 months prior and the whole Covid thing just kicked off. As the Dr that saved her life debriefed us after her surgery she said “Doesn’t matter, I’ll be dead in a few weeks anyways.”

Don’t worry, Trump’s getting that trophy back

He went Full Jesus

Court-martial every last one of them

If I had to pitch to Schwarber right here I’d fake an injury. Get me out, coach

Suarez hits tanks. Hit a tank, E

The US will out-Bryce you

A Bill Vest is a wallet

The McLean is the worst burger on the menu at McDonalds

This is the most Ableton sounding mix I’ve heard in a while. It’s really good but there are so many samples and acapellas layered in that it was either meticulously planned out or it was done in Ableton. Solid tunes though, lots of familiar vocals on.soundcloud.com/DZWEjYxRxiQc...

When repairing a thing it can be liberating to know you can’t fuck it any further than it’s already been fucked. You are free to try anything

The Tifosi ain’t gonna like that

It must be tense in Marinello

Eetsa tied

How did Italy get Tom Sizemore to manage their team? He’s been dead for years

Lyman Zerpa

How many times are they going to let Nola float that knuckle curve in there chest high?

The way Jesse and Tony trivialize the fan outrage over bad umpiring tells me they do not view the game the way the fans do. They’re not the only broadcasters that do this. For them baseball is a job, whatever happens happens and they move on, whereas fans carry that shit with them through life

When Fernando and Manny talk about how MLB fans need to create a more festive atmosphere at the park what they’re really saying is Titty Terrace hasn’t been keeping up with it’s reputation

I have a neighbor who once upon a time divorced his wife and then lived for several years in the same house with his former wife and her new husband. I think of this story when I read that the U.S. is allowing Iranian oil ships through the strait. lol

When I read the name Danny Bonaduce I hear it in Cornholio’s voice

Laying in bed I felt a tickle on my head so I reached up to scratch it. Whatever it was that I just squished with my fingers was so much bigger than anything I want to contemplate right now. I didn’t see it and I don’t want to know what it was

Venezuela vs USA would be a pretty fucking intriguing WBC championship game for reasons way beyond baseball. Skenes should be forced to give Trump his NL ROY trophy if they win

MLB ABS rules should be amended to include : All called third strikes that result in the conclusion of the game are subject to ABS review regardless of the team’s available challenges

Not putting the home plate umpire in front of the media to answer questions after a call like that is like not being able to use your security camera footage as evidence after your house gets robbed

Oh my god, that was a foot low

I’ve seen this act before

Fernando goes up there without a bat and he’s standing on first right now

Soto’s hair looks like he’s wearing a bike helmet

That logo behind homeplate reads “muhfugging G” right?

Soto is one of the few outfielders that doesn’t catch that ball

So many juniors

The subreddit r/photoshoprequest is an interesting thing. Imperfections in photos used to be a part of the memory. Maybe it’s a dog pooping in the background or someone blinked at the wrong moment, they become part of the story. Now we edit that shit out. It’s like plastic surgery for memories

The Jerome Baker bong I bought on my 18th birthday turned 30 years old recently and it still has the original rubber grommets on it and they are crusty as fuck. Maybe I’ll freshen it up tomorrow…🎵but then I got high🎵

Japan will always have the dogers

Unless he represents the third out there’s no way they pitch to Ohtani

Dude

He knew nothing about those bets either

Arraez hitting third is insane

Maduro should’ve had Team Venezuela protecting his ass

Holy shit

Acuña was going out there to give the umpire more shit lol

This is fun

I already miss ABS

Yamamoto is getting barreled