Phil’s still got it

It couldn’t end any other way

Some nights the only thing you want for dinner is for someone else to figure out what’s for dinner

Philip Arroyos

It never hurts to lose a relief pitcher because your soul is scarred with every single one of their blown saves no matter how good they were in between those blown saves

Nothing like the smell of a freshly paved road in the morning. Pew

There’s no one more dangerous on the road than someone on their way home from work. The difference in aggression on the road between 2pm and 3:30pm is night and day. Funny thing is that that’s the only time those people drive so they must assume everyone drives like that all of the time.

San Diego Mexican restaurants ranked by the thickness of the napkins they give you with your food

NIN’s Closer playing on the radio as I open my two fish taco combo. Trent gets me

Pete Alonso going to the O’s is some The Wire season 2 bullshit

Grocery stores are ceding no ground and giving no quarter. The days of the discount are over. Save 15¢ on a gallon of milk because you buy it all of the time? Go fuck yourself, in fact, it’s gone up 25¢. Complain again and see what happens, asshole

MLB HoF voting should be age gated. If you weren’t in your 20s or 30s during a player’s prime years then I don’t trust your opinions of that player. Either you were too young to appreciate the player in context or you were too old and your opinions are clouded by age related cynicism.

It is quite hot on the back patio woodshop. Whew

I guess coaching your kid’s high school teams in retirement isn’t what it’s cracked up to be

I would like someone to create a bluesky bot that, if you mention it in a post and include a link to any podcast, will reply with the number of times the word “again” is used in that podcast

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Ward or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar. If you grew up watching tv in the 80s and 90s there’s probably 50 shitty movies that you’ve seen 25 times or more and you love every single one them way more than they deserve

The writers wouldn’t elect Jeff Kent to the HoF because his mustache was mean to them so daddy had to do it

Whenever I hear or read the name Lando Norris the jingle “Land O Lakes, spread with sweet cream” plays in my head. TV commercials from the 80s and 90s have brainwashed me

Does everyone have that one burner on the range top that sees, like, 95% of the cooking?

Every time I pluck a wiry gray hair from my eyebrows five more pop up in solidarity

These cat toys come real cheap

My sister bought my mom a bird feeder that identifies birds and it has ID’d the same bird as a Carolina wren, a northern cardinal and, my personal favorite, a bushtit. The birds that frequent the most in north Clairemont are the house finch, scaly-breasted munia, dark-eyed junco and mourning doves

Please let this lighter get me through one more session

Show me my bullshit @profanity.accountant

Cookin’ tunes on.soundcloud.com/QC21c03Jxb8m...

Look at Dylan getting paid. I thought for sure no one would offer anyone more than two years. It must be nice finding a good paying job outside of the U.S.

I would pay money to @iwriteok.bsky.social’s podcast network just to stop Garrison Davis from repeatedly saying the words “quote” and “unquote”

Reddit just put r/burritos in my feed for the first time. I though I was being careful. I thought I was covering my tracks. They found me, the fuckers have finally found me

Lil’ Sweet works at the Morena Costco iykyk

When the woodshop is too warm for a jacket but too cold for a tshirt you have to make a choice between sweaty pits or rock hard nipples.

This is from the Chula Tacos yelp page. This dude is wearing a brown Kevin Kouzmanoff shirsey 27 days ago. Brown? Was the city connect Kouzmanoff out of stock? Someone on Padres social media knows this dude

Max always seems to find the help he needs from the FIA in Las Vegas

The best part about going to the dentist is knowing you won’t have to go back for several months

The rain has brought out the mushrooms youtu.be/QWzy_kvU9XU?...

I would’ve loved to have lived a life half as charmed as that of Randy Jones’. Cy Young winner, number retired, living the rest of your life hanging out around baseball, talking baseball on the radio, taking pictures with fans, throwing out a first pitch here or there. RIP RJ, you were a real one

Look at all of these baseball teams protecting their minor leaguers from AJ Preller

One episode in on Pluribus and it is so nice to be back in Vince Gilligan’s visual world. Quality television. I have an old guy crush on Rhea Seehorn

Blank Check does Buster Scruggs this week and the podcast is an hour and a half longer than the movie is. Count me in!

When you don’t have kids the only time you hear someone say “67” is when parents complain about it

Recess at elementary schools in San Diego when it rains

Boy I sure am seeing a lot of Things That Make Me Mad on the app designed to show me Things That Make Me Mad

If someone says “Great question” after every question then none of the questions are particularly great

You come from nothing, you’re going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing

Why would anyone want to buy into a league whose owners are collectively losing $1.8 billion annually? Seems like a pretty bad business decision.

As the toys go winding down

I just chased the chillest possum out of my house. Little guy was snacking on the cat food dish near the patio door, when he saw me coming he just sat there. I had to tap him on the bum with my toe to get him moving out the door. I don’t mind possums, they’re pretty mellow if you don’t corner them

Cease and King would be wise to accept the QO. I can’t imagine them doing much better outside of signing a long term deal and that shit ain’t happening for anyone

How far does cost cutting go next year? We’ve seen the managerial hires, next we’re going to see a slew of lowball FA offers. Are training facilities next? Travel for the player’s families? This could spiral into a strike by the end of ‘26

The lamest of lame duck seasons™️