oppression

we are so fucking back

nobody wants to work anymore!

congress is exclusively made up of the vault dwellers from fallout

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

imagine dying in combat in the venezuela war for the donald j trump administration, fucking unreal

roses are red big laughs are hearty

why is it the most thumb looking dudes are the ones who are also nazis

the fact that there’s like 3 gazillion different types of crypto coin and all of them have some sort of heinous drama associated should tell you something

god damn America

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

you know, I thought it was kinda weird when everyone supported me stealing all of the chaos emeralds and storing them in a secret pouch on skull island but then I realized it was just a symptom of green hills politics and not my own personal desires

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

Elder scrolls into oblivion??? you mean facebook???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

shouldve invested in lindsey graham predicts the future dot com and not the stock market oops

What a perfect day for Newsmax to ring the opening bell on the stock exchange.

thinking about this today for no reason at all

War Thunder has the chance to do the funniest crossover promotion ever with Signal right now

i know its stupid but backing down from winnable fights is one reason why youre losing men

can I not live through historically-defining moments for like a couple days please

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

we are demonstrating resistance by wearing the colors of clothes that are normal to wear at an event. i did my part

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

as the new chair of the dnc i am spending $300 million to bring shakira out of retirement so she can perform at a town hall meeting in milwaukee wisconsin

all this bullshit because a few white guys hate brown people

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

trying to pick up girls at the airport terminal

actinisia III now playing in all rollerdromes soundcloud.com/alexromanrea...

i love how the meaning of 'echo chamber' has just devolved into being a place the most insane uncle you know isn't allowed to say that we should instate the third reich to punish the [slur]s invading the country with their disgusting 'knowledge' and 'medicine'

trump is going to be anti-corporate merger for exactly five minutes to stop the onion from purchasing infowars

its ok don. i relate. when i was in fourth grade this weird kid with snot coming out of his nose and beige khakis kept asking me "what are that" for three months straight. sorry its happening to you at age 80 but we all go through things at our own pace

sometimes i dream of florida permanently separating from the rest of the country and it floating away like a looney tunes cartoon

this is the hard-hitting journalism i use this platform for

i hate that we live in a dystopian hellzone where man-children run the world while people literally starve to death but like the number of extremely funny things that have happened in my lifetime is probably going to set a world record

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