www.bbc.com/news/article... WHY DO ONLY BOOMER VOTES MATTER?

The through-line of the necropolitics this decade is “I can’t breathe.”

Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died

My son made this this morning. We would all do well to remember its powerful message.

10/10 satire, no notes.

Spending this gorgeous spring evening how the lord intended - doing colonoscopy bowel prep

Why am I suddenly seeing the word ‘hyrox’ everywhere, that is not a real word

I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me

What a hateful shift! I hated it so much!

Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it

Can anyone ID this fucking lovecraftian horror I found on the beach please? It was about the size of a bike wheel???

Zelensky not punching him right in the face is perhaps the greatest act of self-restraint I have ever witnessed.

We’re so fucked aren’t we

How do cats (approximately 4.5kg) produce 30kg of excrement a day? Discuss.

Iconic (she really loves Paw Patrol)

Fair play, the RCP have had an absolute fucking howler there haven’t they

GET KNOCKED UP FOR FARRIDGE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Just found this Valentine’s card in the baby’s school bag - I appear to be ‘MUT’ which is good for the self esteem isn’t it

Just seen a magpie eating a Wotsit, we used to be a proper country

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

Custody nurses! iykyk!!! 🤯

Septic R** remains an objectionable septic dick then I see

Idiots abound

I enjoyed my recent holiday to Tenerife, I think I look really well here

Showing all the rest of their generation up here aren’t they? Fair play

You know that fungus that attacks beetles or whatever, and takes over their nervous system and controls them like a zombie? I have that, except instead of fungus it’s an enormous spot

This reads like we get to vote to call them Bishop McBishopface www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I feel like people don’t react to NAC with hives and vomiting anywhere near as much as they used to? Am I going mad?

Blocked by the famous palliative care author, weak

I have caught a nose-runny cold on the tail end of a laryngitis cold and honestly I am fuming

Parents that put their babies in pink hairbands that are a strangulation risk just so people know THEY ARE A GIRL are such an ick

This morning I’m going to the dentist and this afternoon I’m going for a colonoscopy. Can anyone beat that for a bleak itinerary for the day?

Trying to explain to the baby that on Tuesday she wore red to school and painted a dragon for Chinese New Year, but today she is wearing red to school and painting a dragon because Wales (whales?) are playing rugby

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

I have been utterly convinced for years that my Crohn’s is burnt out to the point that I’d sort of stopped even identifying with ‘having Crohn’s’ - off treatment since Covid, asymptomatic, calpro 0. But in the last three weeks I’ve had a proper flare and it’s safe to say I am handling it VERY BADLY

The uplifting news just keeps coming!

Imagine willingly driving a Tesla though

ME RIGHT NOW

I cannot believe my danish pastry based diet has done this to me tbh

I’ve learnt today that my ferritin is 3, which might explain why I really really love chomping ice cubes????

Sorry I just found this photo of @kd85.bsky.social on my phone and it made me snort #T1DM

You say the whole world’s ending, honey, it already did

We’re putting on a conference for those interested in community emergency medicine on 8th May 2025 in London - keen people please sign up to register interest for when tickets are available! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

That the anti-aging tech dork is a 45yo man who looks like a slightly damp 43yo man is the funniest possible version of the story. If he looked older, it would be hack. Much younger, impressive. But a near negligible difference, for a life of constant misery, absolutely slaps.

Los Angeles is 100% my happy place - it is the best city in the world - and watching it burn is genuinely chipping away at my soul. The Santa Ana picks up tonight 😔

‘Acceptance of failure’ - so what’s the alternative? Not ‘fix social care’ - I mean today? What is the alternative *today*?

This is the sort of risk we face head on every day, I’d argue more so since the police rolled out Right Care Right Person in earnest. We are good at de-escalating conflict but not all violence is amenable to it, or predictable. Godspeed to this nurse 💔 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The last paragraph of this is astonishing reporting.

@annakatebarton.bsky.social I hope your friends are safe 😓