What crazy is that this is probably only the 5th grossest thing Terry Jones has ever said/done online.

Anything’s possible when you’ve got a tight Bussi

Jannmark Messier strikes again! #Oilers

Heated Rivalry drives me crazy because in a just world we’d have Ilya and Shane but in the real world we have the Tkachuk brothers spewing bile at a 7th grade reading level and Tony Deangelo still playing hockey and Carter Hart allowed to show his face

That scene was so fucked up when Billy Dee pulled out the sledgehammer

fuck it, this is great pop song and I'm going to post this amazing 4K video every year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gm...

The Edmonton Oilers are like Nicolas Cage and Nintendo: you’re either getting all-time greatness or an absolute tire-fire. There’s no in-between with them. #Oilers

1. Thanks, that’s very nice of you. 2. You had ‘Pearl Jamily’ right there!

”I want you to want …ME!”

Just empty the clip into those fuckers. #Oilers

I’ll bet Bill Maher is seething that Trump was nicer to Mamdani than he was to him. Zohran didn’t even have to suck up to at a dinner party!

The Democratic Party would be a lot better if it had embraced Zohran Mamdani the way it's embracing Marjorie Taylor Greene.

cc: @oldmetalpossum.bsky.social

I love that the internet caused film commentary to change from Pauline Kael to "why don't characters from one Stephen King adaptation appear in this other Stephen King adaptation. Please click or I don't get paid my $30." Did I say love? I meant loathe.

Great tune. I wonder who Paul Simon stole it from

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

Me flirting

Happy birthday @ryanadamsofficial.bsky.social

More like ‘Zach Roslovic’ amirite @oilersnation.bsky.social?

Fix your garbage website, Sportsnet. Fucking disgrace.

I’ve got ‘Hey it’s Nonce Andrew!’ ready to go if I ever see that POS in person

Timeline cleanse

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story. Please signal boost.

After all these years, & a politics degree, & decades trying to teach it, & about 3 million mistily-grasped texts, I’ve finally accepted that it’s a 10 word phrase from a superhero movie that most precisely expresses my political beliefs: “I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.”

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

chng.it/sP7ZMdKc4R As a Golden Knights fan, I am begging. If you haven't signed this, please do. The contract is only a pto, so Hart can still be released.

I always try to consider working people's time. I do my shopping, get gas before a holiday so I'm not the one causing someone to miss time off. I don't go into a restaurant that's closing in 10 minutes and try to order something. My poor planning shouldn't cause service workers undue hassle.

what are you talking about? That’s Bill Maher

More like ‘Noah Philp the net with pucks’ #Oilers

the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.

Also if you’re in Alberta and your kids are at home because teachers are on strike, please know that we aren’t doing this to punish your kids. The UCP is punishing kids by not addressing any of the issues that we have repeatedly asked them to address.

AND WE’RE NEVER LETTING HIM GO! #McDavid

Not gonna lie it would be pretty funny to see the other 31 NHL teams just start headhunting the Panthers all season. Let’s see them threepeat with half their team in the hospital…

If you see this, quote with a title screen that is iconic to you.

David Cross folks.

Gary is back for one week only because: We need new album art for our CRPG podcast Real Lich Hours. Next season we're tackling Planescape: Torment! lgtbq+bipoc encouraged to submit, it's a paid gig. Send me your samples at [email protected] Please retweet and spread the word!

Going through some old board games. Dibs on @downgoesbrown.bsky.social as my partner!

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

Ike Howard? More like Ike Bossy

CONFIRMED: The rapture is stored in the balls

Good for GWAR. Glad they’re having a moment.

the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, now and forever