I’ll say it. I don’t like you, specifically. 💜

So why aren’t we seeing snaps of Carol & Bob from Des Moines with their wheelie bags on the way to check in for the weekend? Girl, be for real. You could’ve avoided the photo op, but you didn’t want to. Accept your clout-goblinness and you’ll be much happier.

You would think a professional writer would understand that criticism isn't 'cancellation' and that 'mass cancellation' is a weird turn of phrase that kind of belies that it's just people criticizing you and not a 'cancelling' as conceived by pop culture. But we're talking about Taylor Lorenz.

“I wasn’t at the fascism dinner. I was at the fascism cocktail hour down the hall.”

Good Evening, "Taylor Lorenz" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time

Taylor Lorenz has always been a self-serving, unreliable narrstor

Mind you, no one loves a purity test more than this ghoul and her friends

people who had just survived a terrorist attack & witnessed a murder asked her several times to stop filming the people who were having their clothes ripped off of them by people trying to administer first aid and she refused so some kid knocked it out of her hand and she got him arrested, yes.

me when I am very busy working. don't you understand that i'm WORKING? I don't even want to be here, on the red carpet

“I was there to be a journalist! The step and repeat came out of nowhere!”

The one time I interacted with Taylor Lorenz it was like talking to a broken robot. A hollow, solipsistic narcissist.

Taylor Lorenz isn’t at the White House correspondents dinner because she likes the White House. She’s there for something far worse: to write a blog on substack

Oh that’s some new lore, wow Taylor

running to the Nazi website to complain that people were being mean to you for hitting the red carpet at Nazi Prom

I heard we’re dragging Taylor Lorenz over here?

@kattenbarge.bsky.social as a fellow lesbian, I gotta call you out on this. HOW are you caping for THIS GUY? If Hasan was dating a straight girly of mine, I wouldn’t let him darken my doorstep. I know you feel the vibes. Why do you ignore them?

I regret to inform you that quality sleep, eating nutritious food, and moving your body actually makes you feel better. BORING BUT TRUE

Who wore it best

I find myself wondering: Should we NOT be suing Trump right now over all of his anti-human-rights decisions? Because if these lawsuits get appealed all the way to the Supreme Court, we know things will go in Trump's favor and be set in stone. Or am I missing something?

The only good thing is that Schumer and co have made it undeniably obvious that Democratic leadership are corporate owned cowards and we must fight this fight ourselves. The party will not save us. Organize your workplace, organize your community. Build an actual opposition in this class war.

I love everything Bernie is doing right now to rally people against the oligarchy. AND. Not but. AND. He should be backing a younger Vermont progressive for the Senate race instead of running for reelection at 83. We need that kind of leadership, too.

Left-wing journalism has a misinformation problem like I’ve never seen before. There’s an arrogance and confirmation bias similar to the far-right. That’s not journalism. It’s propaganda.

Growing up is knowing when to blow everything sky-high and when to keep it to yourself. No matter how excruciating it is.

Oh, that mess was TONIGHT? Oops missed it

We’re even more officially the bad guys than ever before. This usually ends well.

It absolutely was planned in advance.

I want everyone to know that screaming match in the Oval Was all for Russia TV that was there

Who decided that being leftist means you shit on everything that isn’t perfect progress? I’m giving up trying to understand your goals. I see a lot of yapping and no substance. No community building. No wins. Just negativity, specifically aimed at people with whom you agree on almost everything.

White guys you’re not doing enough WWLD?* *allegedly

Finally got a good nail polish top coat and I am so happy It’s the little things keeping me from a grippy sock vacation

Is it time to put all our money in the mattress yet

Trump campaigned on lowering costs, but today’s inflation data shows he's failing to deliver on that promise. President Trump should be paying attention to rising inflation instead of trying to gut the CFPB, which saves Americans money and protects them from Wall Street scams.

And I hope the AP said “eat our ass from the back.”

If Elizabeth Warren has no fans, I’m dead

“there’s an illegal dj on the highway, he’s gotta go”

This entire thread 😂😂😂😂 police scanner highlights from Philly last night

“we gotta confirm those officers are okay and eradicate that situation” [attemping to contact cop car being used as dance vehicle] “you guys okay?” “yeah we’re okay” [background noise of car swaying violently]

So, that halftime show made it clear, yet? REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENTS NEED ART It's the air and the fuel and the light and the map

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Fat guys have the best calves

Vought is giving big banks and giant corporations the green light to scam families. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has returned over $21 billion to families cheated by Wall Street. Republicans have failed to gut it in Congress and in the courts. They will fail again.

i was told nothing could be worse than Kamala

I'm a reporter at NBC News and I'm interested in speaking with people who are familiar with the specific technical details of onboarding DOGE staff at the federal agency level — USAID or CFPB or wherever. You can reach me on Signal at: davidingram.77. I can honor requests for anonymity.

So it turns out when you DON'T go woke, you go broke. Trump's New DEI? Dying Economy and Inflation. It's only two weeks in and Trump is Making America Broke Again! www.forbes.com/sites/dereks...

With peace and love why do y’all keep doing substacks? Have you checked your open rates? Who is reading email newsletters? Maybe I’m wrong but it seems like yelling into a void.

…we’re not really calling them “skeets,” are we

Things are very tough and this is an overwhelmingly hard time. But do not miss the fact that every time these authoritarian creeps get hit they crumple like the wettest paper bags. They are weak and cowardly and the people will defeat them.

There it is

NEW — I'm told FDA supervisors called employees today to stress return to office dates in apparent effort to pressure them into taking deferred resignation deal & didn't mention deadline is no longer tonight (thanks to court order). Being done by phone to avoid paper trail for unions, source says.