* for clowns, I know how that started and I also know I’ve engaged with it and I also know I think it’s not a regular (as in predictable) fear anymore.

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““We were willing to do for this man, this human, what they were not willing to do for Renee Good,” Zemien said. “It’s important for people to know how ill-prepared they are,” Amundson said. “And how untrained.””

fear. they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.

I do not like AI, any of it, even Google’s AI Overview. However, it did something amazing here:

JD in the 'draw me like one of your French girls' scene, except he's drawing the couch

What a shame

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand 😀 (examples are below) (\_/) (°-°) />🕸️<

This is the story of the day. Share it. We are all being called to be our highest selves. The cavalier treatment of the Nobel Prize is a disgrace. It represents another way to destroy and defile that which should be precious and revered. We can all make choices to be better.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Peanut.

It absolutely helps, I promise 💚🐢

Today, I am officially an Adult! I have acquired my first cardigan. It is knit, dark gray, and has a hood. It is very cosy, which needed in our modern world.

Breaking shots *might* be safer. The science isn’t there but it’s done in the EU, as the vaccine “skeptics” argue. PEOPLE IN EUROPE AND MOST OTHER “DEVELOPED” NATIONS HAVE A CODIFIED & ENFORCED SOCIAL SAFETY SO PARENTS CAN TAKE TIME OFF FROM WORK TO BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE DOCTOR!

My son put it best when he was a young kid: "Cats are great because you get happy every time you encounter them. You turn a corner, and there's a cat there, and it's like there's a cat, and that's great." I always think about it whenever I turn a corner and encounter a cat.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Why does Rachel Maddow, the largest of the news monsters, not simply eat the other news monsters?” I mean, it’s a valid point.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I heard it was because when her interview was finishing up, she dropped her briefcase and the spaghetti it was carrying went everywhere.

Why is this a surprise? Why is this a surprise anymore? This 2nd iteration of Trump doesn’t care about appearances or anything but polite society. They don’t care about legality or precedent; after they got away with an insurrection, why should they? How will they ever get consequences? By who?

My wife’s new green flag is her color-commentary to/about/for the birds outside of our house. She put up a bunch of birdhouses & feeders in the summer/fall, inc. one with a motion-activated camera. She’s so happy about the birds.

Who has made this 🤣

woke wants to turn the ten commandments into the 6-7 commandments

8/ A public service reminder: This entire exercise is an absurd, imaginary world for legal experts. That's because the truth is: It's not an armed conflict. The laws of war thus don't apply. The more restrictive rules of human rights apply. It's extrajudicial killing under that law.

Willow, the pumpernickel loaf previously mentioned, was super sick. It could have been an exploding pancreas, cancer, he ate something non edible and it was stuck, or just a terrible infection. Thankfully, it was the last option. Two days and a night at the emergency vet, he’s back to normal.

My sweet pumpernickel loaf is sick. With what? Only Bast (or the tests) know

From the man himself!

Tom Lehrer has been on my mind lately and I apparently reposted the first of this thread upon his passing, here’s number the second. To Mr. Lobachevsky!

WHAT. whhhhattttt. To be clear we are talking about Donald J. Trump fellating William Jefferson Clinton? IS THAT WHAT I AM READING

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

That’s what happened!

I accidentally atomized this president. He did not have fruity pebbles. This president has been turned into a $45 cardboard cutout. Rigatoni President. Apparently it’s not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant. (-DJT def said this) -Donald the Worm

Relevant to my interests.

Mamdani is going to impose Char Law, declaring the Charmander evolution line the official Pokemon of NYC. It could be worse (looking at you, Polywag).

A French metal lady, even!

sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too

Holy smokes www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

how am i supposed to explain daylight saving time to a dog

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….” 🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼

finally some good news

The Life of Show Girl isn’t Taylor’s best album. So what. The Fate of Ophelia is a great song. The fact how this album is 100% perfect has been a call for misogyny and general sexism to/against Taylor and anyone who enjoys her music has been disturbing.

This fucking guy