Me: ok so I was +20 with 3 splits to go. Best Possible Time only 2 seconds below PB. You know what I did? Locked in. Two straight golds then 2s saved on the final split. WR out of NOWHERE, clutchest speedrun of all time HR Manager interviewing me: I meant a difficult situation you overcame AT WORK

My magnum opus in my TTYD Danger Mario (and my Yoshi "Cece") playthrough. So far, that is. :)

Had a great, fun run showcasing Mercury Steam% to the GDQ audience! Shoutouts again to @araneacharlotte.hijumpboots.com and @hobbit1697.bsky.social for being wonderful commentators and some of my best friends in the Dread community. 💜

This is me in about six hours from now, come watch me run Metroid Dread Mercury Steam% in the Out of the Box GDQ hotfix event tonight! Shoutouts to @ateatree.bsky.social for hosting this. :)

objectively correct take

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

gamescom submissions are officially open today through May 17th!!! Show us your runs and we'll see you in Germany!! Event Dates: Aug. 28-30 Location: Cologne, Germany Submit a run: submissions.gamesdonequick.com

After a PB drought of over three months for Silksong, I finally broke through and achieved sub-1:05! Last five minute barrier before my goal of sub-hour, we're getting there. 💜

ITS TIME TO LOCK IN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EVERYONE HURRY, the #SGDQ2026 games list is out!! gdq.gg/games We have a lot of other submissions open now as well! Check the thread for information on the new game submission period, submission feedback, prizes, and on-site activity submissions Register for SGDQ2026: gdq.gg/sgdq-2026

I joined my workplace's first ever kickball team for open practice today and it went well! I'm not as rusty as I thought I'd be, definitely going to enjoy this. :)

How it feels to do a whole stream speedrunning with no PBs, no gold splits, no finished runs, no new strats learned or practiced, and no funny jokes

Spoiler: I'm not getting into SGDQ This doesn't mean I'm bad at speedrunning or my submission was bad It means that a committee of individuals whose job it is to pick games that they think have a high likelihood of raising money for charity thought my run was less good at doing that than another.

No matter how loudly they say there are only two genders… Every soul is a precious, one-of-a-kind story🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Let’s wrap hate gently in love. Let’s embrace love with open arms and bigger hearts. Chiitan will love all transgender friends forever and ever. No matter what, my heart is always with you.

For the first time in GDQ history, we're going overseas!!! We're heading to Germany August 28th-30th to be a part of gamescom 2026! We can't wait to see you there soon! 💙 *Stay tuned for our charity partner announcement *Run submissions open May 4th-17th

69 days until #SGDQ2026

I got invited to run Metroid Dread Mercury Steam% in the Out of the Box hotfix on May 6!! Second hotfix for me and third overall GDQ run, couldn't be prouder to rep my community again. :)

Haven't run Metroid Dread in a while, but I finally got a PB in Any% Glitchless in a community race today! The other person racing also got a PB, so double race PB is amazing. :)

apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

Looks fun, I'm really hoping it's a great game to justify being standalone rather than be a new game mode in Splatoon 3.

Happy Mother 3 20th 🌎

For all my friends in my life:

Reminder to take my internet username survey when you get a chance! It’s 5 mins long and all questions are optional :) A super cool video will be produced analyzing the results! Also, we’re almost to 200 responses (woah)—can we cross that number? Share this around and be part of it!

On April 13th, the second ever 1:20 time in Super Mario World 96 Exit is Done...and I actually have a lot more to say. Let's talk about it!

I really hate when you're watching a speedrunner who gets a PB, says "Yes we did it!", then doesn't include you in the speedrun.com submission, just themselves. Yeah, I guess it wasn't a team effort after all 🙄

My goat.

reading Trump's blatherings really drives home how nutso he is

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

On April 1st, Super Mario World unlocked a new major piece of speedrunning history. Here's the story of how 1:20 in 96 Exit happened.

please do not kill yourself you have to outlive him think of the celebration we'll have together

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

pokemon

hey yall i know this doesn't need to be said to any of you over here, and is much, much more of a needed reminder on the japanese side. but just in case trans rights (and of course a reminder that even if you're not visible, that doesn't make you any less trans or any less successful :3)

Absolute buzzer beater of a game. It happened in mere seconds and I won it all for my team. :)

There's no space for bigotry in any community

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

In about half an hour I'll be running 2 Games 1 Player for @gamesdonequick.com at PAX East in the PAX Arena! How do you run TWO games SIMULTANEOUSLY??? Tune in to twitch.tv/gamesdonequick on twitch, or LIVE at the PAX Arena if you're here in Boston!!!

Despite GDQ's past and present problems, they have remained dedicated to stomping out intolerance and curating safe spaces where everyone is welcome. This is why I love GDQ as a home, a trusted sanctuary. 💜

Second season of Daredevil Born Again started off STRONG. We are in very good hands, I'm feeling it.

Regarding the GDQ discourse, it is important to realize that you are not a hero if you focus less about those who need help and more about your own grievances and reputation. Worse if you speak on their behalf when they never asked for it. Let them heal on their own terms.

reminder that it's free 99 to hit backspace! delete that message! don't hit post!! shut the fuck up if: you don't have all the information to something!! if you don't know what's going on!! if you are being an asshole for the sake of it!! free!! 99!! to!! not!! post!! log off!! touch grass!!

“I am political,” Ms. Rachel told me of her new effort to free kids from ICE detention. “It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love … and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border. Mr. Rogers was very political.”

Reposting the image with alt text. So EVERYONE can see which of the thirteen airports will have ICE agents on site

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes