Not to brag but I've gotten better at drawing arrows recently.

Sometimes I think about how Jordan Peterson refused to engage with the trolley problem because, supposedly, if you're ever in that situation, you are already so steeped in sin it's irrelevant. I wonder how he feels about Spider-Man 2002.

this woulda got you either the most insane brace-face pussy or banishment to your school locker back in '88 or so says pop culture but in actuality most people wouldn't give a shit i am very tired please send me $860000 in unmarked bills

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

I don't think I've clutched out anything in years.

the girl of your dreams ❤️ #obsession #companion

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Eleanor: 5/5, immortalized my murders as art Sophie: 1/5, a smear campaign against me. Transphobic? 🤔 Kathryn: 3/5, nice to see my kids grow up but it made me sad Ophelia: 4/5, exposes the dark side of Caulette Lucas: 1/5, glamorizes my family tragedy for cheap thrills Clara: did not finish

"You're always sorry, Charles, and there's always a speech. Well, nobody cares anymore." Such a great line for Magneto to deliver. Wish it was about something other than revenge killing a mentally disabled woman in a movie where he does literally nothing revolutionary.

Anyone else think Ted Bundy looks like Magneto?

Wordle 1,831 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 fuck this game

I should buy a meteora t-shirt

Very fancy potato bear postcard from my collection, unsent and date unknown.

My (48F) gf (20F) has brought a lot of legal trouble since she moved in, so my wife (35F) wanted me to kill her to secure our safety. I couldn't bear the thought of her kids (5M&6F) growing up in the foster system, so I let her go. My wife thinks I betrayed her. AITA for choosing my gf over my wife?

Thinking about becoming a self-hating woman.

Psychophilia doesn't exactly have jokes, but there is some humor to be found.

I didn't lick enough Polaroid photos when I was a kid. Missed opportunities.

I've been on HRT for 11 years but I still haven't quite hit my transition goal, Henrietta Rae's Ophelia. There is still time.

Amanda Young is my favorite character, but she's not my waifu. My waifu is Visser One (Edriss, not Esplin). I would do anything for her if she promised to infest me afterward.

The main thing that makes Deadpool & Wolverine legible as an MCU film and not a Fox film is that the mutants don't even read as queer anymore.

Mega Iron Valiant would be sick but I know Game Freak isn't that cool.

Tetris is a perfect game, but it's also easy when the game is slow. The 20x10 playfield is big enough and the pieces are simple enough that there will be many thousands of solutions to well over 99% of the possible seeds. With the right randomizer and/or enough luck, you can even play forever.

100% skill no luck involved trust me on this

I do actually respect Hollywood Undead for doing the same shit for 20 years. Every once in a while they drop some weird shit like Lion, but 1x1 could have been on Swan Songs and it wouldn't have been out of place at all.

The X-Men movies are so underrated it's fucking insane. Didn't watch any of them until I was 20. There's no nostalgia here. Dark Phoenix is the weakest entry and it's miles better than ANY movie in the MCU.

The Wolverine (2013) and X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) are both brave for hinging so much of their emotional stakes on the ending of X-Men: The Last Stand (2006), a movie nobody fucking likes.

You gotta give it to Hollywood Undead. It's 2026, and their homophobic lyrics have only gotten more sophisticated.

Hurt People Hurt People Who In Turn Hurt More People: How Four Traumatized Women Worked Together to Ruin Two Children's Lives

Psychophilia Act 1 Chapter 13, in which an unsuspecting alcoholic ODs on her first deliriant.

The height of a stack is a health bar, and Tetris has the best recovery system of all time.

jester losing their salaried position, bc “ai”: I am going to become the joker

I like chapter titles. They're a cool way of gently nudging the reader's attention toward the narrative thrust of the chapter.

It's not going to be the party we all wish it would be when it happens. There's going to be another January 6. There's going to be mass censorship. Things are going to get worse.

Holy crap, I found out that a widely reported detail about an ancient Greek legend came from a sexist joke a high schooler made on Wikipedia in 2006. It's been added to Wikipedia and Wikimedia in different languages and is on various Greek mythology sites and even Encyclopedia Britannica.

Hera did not transform Tiresias into a woman as a punishment for striking snakes. The snakes themselves are magic and the act of striking them is what transforms him. Some teenager just made a joke about Hera as an angry feminist wanting to hurt a man by making him a woman.

The ancient Greeks did not use forced feminization narratives until the fifth century BCE (Herodotus, Euripides, and Aristophanes), and Tiresias was from eighth century BCE (Homer). Tiresias literally wasn't written about in such terms until 20 years ago.

I'll admit it. I fantasize about my book selling well. I'm like those people who move to Los Angeles to try and become famous actors. I'll be lucky to see any ROI on this project at all. I want to believe the effort is worth it even if it doesn't sell a single copy. But I yearn for success.

When it's time to write a death scene for a character you've fallen in love with.

Happy Latex Day from Nymph, to those who celebrate!

I hope if they ever add Krystal to Smash she has the same four specials they gave every other Star Fox character.

Hear me out

I've actually been fleshing out my characters' childhoods in my notes recently. Ophelia and Kathryn grew up in the foster system and were often separated. It would be a light drama about them trying to stay in touch as they navigate their teenage years. Kathryn's story is a fair bit darker.

I'd rather eat my own shit than stop saying that I'd rather eat my own shit than endure mild inconveniences.

Dark magic exists. Did you know? "Very" famously fails to enhance adjectives in the way most writers intend. Once you notice it, you never stop. The only way to strengthen your adjective is to pick a stronger adjective. Here's the magic: You can use "very" to weaken your adjective on purpose.

I replaced bibisco with six notebooks and a white board, and I'm happier

As my left hand continues to make typing troublesome, I will continue using my right hand to fill my notebooks with scribblings about characters, plot, structure, backstory, and themes. If I do any work at all, I'll call that a success.

"Expand this" is code for "make a subplot"