Kelly Rowland looks and sounds amazing. (I don’t know none of mama’s songs, but I appreciate them).

On this Founders’ Day, I’m giving MY Alpha hell. That’s real Lyle Love. 🩷🖤💚💛

This hits home for me. *cries in Lyle Love*

Benedict Cumberbatch reading Amazon reviews sends me every time.

This is just. . . 😂

I saw someone refer to J.D. Vance as a ‘declawed Garfield.’ I’m conflicted because LMFAO, but don’t disrespect Garfield like that.

I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.

Once a week I stop and think about how the Red Viper did capoeira for 20 minutes instead of ending the Mountain and ended up with his head squashed.

Wale is in my Top 5 fr. He can rap his ass off and he puts on a great show.

Just here to say happy birthday @dpzzle.bsky.social!!! Go pop open a bottle of Macallan 25 because we know you have some.

Chris Brown ain't even the greatest entertainer cosplaying 1987 Michael Jackson. Fuck that half an octave struggling nigga

I need a really nice pie plate. I’m about to get back into my baking bag real heavy. I’ve had a tarte tatin on my mind for weeks now.

I just found out the actress who played Liberty on Degrassi is a bad ass witchy Black woman. She’s a DJ.

When your man’s team goes from winning to losing and you know he’s about to have an attitude…

1. GEORGIA: Biggest day of voting yet, with 80K extra voters. And... overall numbers barely budged. The 10 biggest blue counties represent 50.3% of voters overall (like yesterday), compared to ≈45.3% at this point 2024. 32.3% of voters are Black (like yesterday), compared to 25.1% in 2024.

It's that time of day — I'm running the numbers on Georgia and Pennsylvania turnout, and will post them shortly.

Coco’s album is so good to me.

That do be dope…… When your person is your best friend at the same time…. That love is beautiful man …. Great feeling … an euphoria

The Kardashian family is like a traveling band of ghouls that won’t stop haunting the world. Why won’t they leave us alone?

omega psi phi.

GOV. WALZ: “This is not both sides. This is owned by Republicans. Dems are willing to come back and protect what passed, not let an authoritarian president do whatever he wants… people will be lined up to get food and we’re talking about a damn ballroom? DON’T LOSE THE PLOT.”

“Tell Bill I SAID, have a Coke and a smile and stfu.” I say this so often.

My man, my man, my man, my baby, my baby…

Detroit’s defense man..

They just be giving honorary doctorates to anyone these days

Robert Glasper. That’s the whole message.

I FINALLY got a proper desk chair for my home office and… MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED

🗣️BALLERINAS DOING PIROUETTES INSIDE OF MY SNOW GLOBE

This is like when Peter Griffin was filing in for the Grim Reaper

Love to see the good folks win

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Gonna smoke one for D’Angelo today

The Grim Reaper is drunk again. People are on my FB page putting in requests. That’s how crazy shit is right now.

you got a nasty attitude and you don’t listen @GrimReaper

D’Angelo and Angie Stone’s son, now has no parents. His older sister has been hanging on by a THREAD since their mom passed. My prayers are with them.

The scammer convo is always an interesting one because there are some accused scammers that really aren’t and others who are absolutely full of crap, but are well liked. Unfortunately, even the scam discussions are a popularity contest.

A neck shouldn't have a lapel.

I know my neighbors think I’m insane. I’m in here screaming at this show.

Protesters are out here sounding dumb. You prepared for this Pride parade and your slogans are trash.

Let’s GEAAAUUXXX

I see this Florida, Texas A&M game is going to be one of those games. Bet.

There IS a name for it.

Diane Keaton knows she don’t have no business dying.

Rubbing your feet together in the bed is a top 3 feeling.

ICYMI, we are now at the Anne Frank chapter of history repeating itself.

Grey Sloan Memorial is the Hogwarts of hospitals. Touted as an excellent educational institution but absolutely dangerous as hell.

I realize I’m triggered by the Teams chime. My bf got a call and I’m on vacation and I was tweaking like a chihuahua when a doorbell rings.

I have a picture of me as a small toddler leaning up against her on the couch, drinking from my bottle. That was my favorite place to be. SHE was my favorite place to be-just around her.

Here you go they absolute are.