Aemond kissing Alicent was almost giving Commodus in Gladiator. Like the show seems to really have him playing the role that way.

David Alan Grier turns 70 today.

This entire skit was ridiculous.

I dead forgot how good an album Damn was.

Years ago, @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app referred to Chris Pratt as “Crisp Rat.” That’s the only way I refer to him now.

This is CRAZY. WOW.

My mommy freshly squeezes lime juice for my gin and tonic. It’s not the same without it.

A gin and tonic in about 2 min

Nobody: Iran: I’m shutting down the studio (Strait of Hormuz)

My New York pride has been strong as hell lately. Like I was born and raised in NY to a woman born and raised in NY to a woman who was born and raised in NY. That spirit of yeeeerrrr is deep.

I started wearing contacts a year ago. Wow. I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 11, but didn’t start wearing them full time until a few years ago. I wear contacts when I want to wear all of my sunglasses that I don’t want to put my prescription in.

Total:

I never even did anything to that lady!

Well alright.

Baby I wear progressive lenses. Bifocals if you nasty.

I open my eyes in the morning and reach for my glasses in order to see the day begin.

My culture is NOT a costume

I can retire him to my chambers for the evening and send him back to work in the morning.

I do love being up under somebody real bad. I just need the option to have space to myself 🤣

I really wish people wouldn’t have acknowledged that Michelle Obama comment. It didn’t deserve the dignity of a response. We have to stop trotting out our bonafides in response to their inane rants. They crave our attention, it sustains them, so we should pay them dust.

Bro watching that with my family was so amazing

My location right now? St. Albans, Queens

THE NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS!!

I’m at my cousin niece’s sweet sixteen and realizing I’m really on the daddy’s side of the family.

Oya and Shango need to cut up something serious on Sunday. Bring the lightning and the thunder to D.C.

The Commodores REALLY didn’t have to go so hard with this song. tidal.com/track/341878...

The world would implode. The sheer amount of bloviating would be more than anyone could handle.

I LOVE to see seasoned sorors in the airport. They always give luxury.

My great grandmother pictured below passed away at 101 in 1984. She brought her single house plant from Louisiana to Altadena in 1957. My grandmother passed at 101 in 2024. She propagated that plant all throughout the family house. My aunt now cares for the original plant and its’ offspring.

As a reminder, you do not own your company’s property. That includes phones and computers they give you to use. Listen to the lawyers and people in IT when they tell you to mind the things you search, download and/or attach to your employer’s devices. Don’t be like Rose.

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A lotta the women were fine with men not being fine … because they were charming. MF’s ain’t got either these days and be trying to be in your face.

Trump really is a pox on our house

That’s after he was seen sleeping.

The boos are in wonderful harmony with Avery Wilson

We all lived parallel lives.

MSG, the latest: 34th st is closed off for TICKET HOLDERS until DJT sits down. Game begins in one hour. He is nowhere near.

Being ignored by my Alpha bf on 06/08 day is really par for the course.

Slavery should be illegal for everyone in this country, conviction or not

I beach needs to see me soon. I was in Miami in April and I didn’t even put my feet in the water.

Sometimes you gotta say stuff out loud to realize how ridiculous it is.

Trump has lied about states that count slow. States that count fast. States that have little mail. States that are all mail. He invented reasons why Cruz didn’t beat him in Iowa, made up false claims about people being into New Hampshire—none of which were about a slow count.

No shade to Rosie O’Donnell, but I’m not sure anyone gave a rosy rat’s ass about her facelift. Why is she telling us about it? In what appears to be more than one interview, no les.

I HATE when people schedule meetings and always push them back. Baby I have other shit to do.

I like to say: “I don’t even have it right now.” Whatever it is you need from me, I don’t have the ability to provide it at this time.

Every single man who has purchased a Cyber truck has a small dick. No one can convince me otherwise. That uglass dumpster on wheels has DJ Akademiks energy.

Nah this is wild

Sam Cassell