This is a t-shirt I will never faguette

Oh no!

A Russian politician from the Samara region has been arrested after giving a speech in the Russian parliament declaring that Russia cannot win in Ukraine and should immediately end the war.

When the gummies kick in

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

What's up?

I had a dream I had a small part in a theatre group at work, I had worked really hard for it but I kept forgetting my lines. Then I realised the performance was this Friday but that I realised I couldn't commit to it and cancelling my role was for the best.

“The independent MP Jeremy Corbyn put the request for a meeting to the justice minister, Jake Richards. When Richards replied “no”, laughter was heard from some MPs in the chamber.” Read that again. For shame. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Man there sure is a lot of “imperial collapse” metaphors happening in real life right now. Probably fine.

Congrats to the Laughing Cow on his transition

After the grind

Is there a good bit of affordable tech to digitise HI-8 camcorder tapes? I have a box of old family memories to get emotional over someday.

Maybe Onlyfans is my only escape economically at this point... then I'd curate a questionable channel about desk fans from around the world.

Mine, my wife's, my sister-in-law's, mother-in-law's, and brother-in-law's jobs all added A.I. The glowing consensus is *it sucks, it's unreliable, & it makes our jobs more difficult. these firms have sunk a cartoonishly impossible amount of money into a worthless thing. but hey, fascists love it.

Hmmm I wonder why...

💥Jury trials for all except most serious crimes such as rape, murder and manslaughter set to be scrapped under radical proposals drawn up by David Lammy. Proposals drew swift backlash from senior lawyers who said they would not reduce court backlogs & could “destroy justice as we know it”.

Labour party today: - Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine - Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects - Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases That’s just today

Monday

fuck to dsm-5

Wow!!!

Yep, we're fucked.

I love that outside of the human visible spectrum of light - both crows and ravens are rainbow coloured. So some birds and insects will see them as ridiculous multicoloured spectres coming at them!

Tis bullshit

Bored last night...

My fat arse read this as "penetration buffet" and I briefly got excited about coital mini sausage rolls and posh crisps.

It's a catmas tree 😆

Body: let’s sleeeeep Brain:

saturday plans sorted

This is an article written for a small section of Stephen King nerds but pitched like something everyone has been considering, which makes it sound like nonsense.

This name is a bit on the nose

Calf press achieved 💀

Grok, shitty right wing AI

My handsome son. My great pumpkin. My little lad.

My Joy Talisman today

A landlord on the Today programme just described landlords as “a race of people who are being targeted”. Parasites playing as victims.

We aren't going to make it for another 100 years are we? 💀

Thanks Facebook for reminding me that I haven't painted in years...

Oh no!

working at the nyt

It's just science.

Somehow I missed the craze of "bears fucking holes in pumpkins" well fuck me bluesky...