On board with this one actually, I will always hit the dab for Harambe

I loved this show very very much a long time ago it is long past time to let it (and certainly Whedon and Baldwin) fade away

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I bet if I ask my psychiatrist if she'd call me "very stable" she'd get a good laugh out of it.

Give em hell

Wut

Test your strength machine but the hammer is greased and if you get frustrated the bell gets higher.

When faced with a shockingly exploitative new employment contract that would’ve forced them to sign away their IP, their likeness rights, and their power of attorney, Jupiter Jetson and her coworkers at Sheri’s fought back—fast. They organized a union in SIX DAYS. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

Okay this was a lie I posted an anti-capitalist rant and deleted the app.

"a person that can sit back and wait for the perfect candidate to come along bc they aren't going to be impacted much either way"? That's who you think is pissed at Dems? Not any of the trans people in your replies? You know, the ones being thrown under the bus by the politicians you're defending.

Damn right. We are living through a period of stark moral clarity. Pick a fucking side.

Changed my LinkedIn tag to a Snow Crash reference yesterday. I like the Stephenson twist on the classic male fantasy. I want no complications and to be pointed at the right ass to kick. I will be happy with this scenario even if it only works because a woman took care of the complicated bits.

I will keep talking shit on LinkedIn at 3am until I get banned. This isn't about money anymore I will die for the vibe.

This is like saying sex is the practice of parenting.

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

Super hot and confident people have a lot of sex but they suck at it. A certain amount of insecurity is required to be good in bed, I'm sorry but that's the way it be. #sex

I don't know how to title this but I love it

The worst code I ever saw was in a set of "stablecoin" smart contracts. Yes it collapsed and hurt a lot of people. Every variable had a name that was either three or four characters long. Names like "urn" and "dust". They sounded meaningful but it was impossible to remember what they meant. #code

If like me you are at peak rage and cannot handle the torture you can do nothing about (at least right now), I recommend you DON'T watch the torture. It is true that people should watch, and these men deserve to be heard. You personally do not have to bear witness to All The Atrocities

Thinking about Waymo nonsense (techcrunch.com/2025/12/21/w...). As someone with deep driving anxiety I love the idea of self driving cars. I would like to own one and keep it parked when there are no traffic signals. And not have every car on the road run the latest version of the same code. etc

"I think by NYT times rules Jamelle and I aren't supposed to argue on here" Is this true? Would @jamellebouie.net be roasting this little shit on the daily if he worked for a real newspaper?

Bitch I'm not weird, weird is what I was when I was five. I sprinted through weirdo, skipped around in freak, and hit my stride in "alien" when my next door neighbor told me he thinks I'm an alien here to observe humanity. If I live to fifty I'll be an eldritch fucking horror and you'd be gibbering

Thinking about the Internet for professional reasons and getting annoyed at the word "technology" for being morally loaded. Love me some mRNA recombinated vaccines, but the formula for a genetically engineered supervirus is (vaccines + rats + time) times Evil. Both are technology.

I am contemplating this consequence with glee. Notification addicts on the least awful social media platform think social media is good, whoda thunk. Most social media is Meta. Literally just Meta. Meta being sued into oblivion sounds great. Host a blog if you love posting so much.

They pull a pepe, you pull a goose.

I will accept that the LLMs have achieved sentience when they respond to my "this is a test message" with "Fuck you meatbag".

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

We cannot be a meaningfully representative democracy until we replace the Senate & single-member districts as currently structured with actually representative & democratic institutions

Nobody is more aware of how horseshit this is than actual service members. The No Kings veterans are just the tip of the iceberg, we really are lucky that Trump is so disdainful of the military.

hey so for once there's an actual happy update to something our local ice cream guy came home and he's getting a green card

Every day the bar gets a little lower for the cishet male and it makes me want to scream. It seems a little sadistic that basic empathy is what sets guys apart on the dating market. "You're in the top 20% of dating partners by default but you're gonna feel shitty about it"

That’s called burying the lead

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

This is either ICE getting scammed or the data in question is cell metadata like with the stingray. Not good but this is a credulous and breathless description that doesn't make technical sense. To do what this article makes or sound like would be an insane 0 day and wouldn't cross platforms

@dieworkwear.bsky.social what is your aesthetic beef with contrast buttonholes, exactly? They aren't fit for a funeral, but so what?

Well well well

getting detained after cooking a meal for ICE agents bc they decided seasoned food is probable cause

I would posit that the reason so many people are shocked by the image of the White House being demolished is because it shows that Trump views it 1) entirely as his property and 2) that he doesn't really expect anybody else to live there.

us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck

A bicyclist riding in the intersection tried to join the group on the outside of the police line after it moved and was shoved off his bike by two officers and wrecked into the pavement. He’s bleeding from the head

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

7 million protesters, 0 arrests. Man we suck at terrorism.

There's something really special about being able to say yes, 5 year old me, Bill Nye the Science Guy really is that cool.

Oh protest tip: if you're doing a double overnight train bring a change of socks. Signed, my feet

Seriously, cancel your NYT subscription if you haven’t already. It’s garbage. The crossword and games aren’t worth supporting this.

This isn't the Trump Shutdown this is the Epstein Shutdown and I think Dems should call it that