Kratos somberly reckoning with his violent and aspiring to be a better father while his dead wife is doing double jumps and air combos in another realm is so fucking funny. imagine if Laura Palmer was doing DOOM shit in the Black Lodge

Unika Guilty Gear

guy who is in the top 0.0001% of all videogame reviewers by accuracy solely by responding to all game releases with "looks mid tbh" and not reacting strongly either way about 2 minutes of curated footage

going back in time to prevent dom from taking this photo and changing the course of niche internet video horror by like, 5 degrees.

Are fighting games just extended fault trees

Alright prayer hands against anything ace combat 8 tonight

Minecraft website in 2011

i made a fellatio joke to a flutist who stopped me because she was VERY insistent that it's actually the clarinet and oboe players who are great cock suckers, whereas flutists are great kissers. i don't really know enough about instruments to dispute it and she seemed very confident, so PSA i guess.

#お気に入りの絵は何度再掲しても良い ⚡️

contender for my most quoted post on the internet

bringing it back for pride month I guess

Ky Kiske #guiltygear #guiltygearstrive

Happy Pride to this fucker and his wine!

FREE SIOBHÁN CASEY

a character performing surgery on themself is erotic in the same way that a character shamefully and desperately jacking off is erotic. i will not elaborate

stole this from the solcord and honestly it applies to real life too i think

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Fuck they figured out I don't do anything

the lesbian foursome to 24 hour taco bell pipeline

baiken is done!!

i’ve had a hell of a past 24 hours and i figure there won’t be a better time to repost blue elephant man from deep in my old bookmarks, because it’s kept me sane

tamed

Raven

Telling my A-Cup wife that she "has tits so big you could fit the entire PS3 library on there" and waiting for the divorce papers to roll in

getting blocked for this reply probably felt good as hell

Time to start ffxiv-posting! #ffxiv Starting with this masterpiece:

Completely naked? Where is your context and character design?? Who are you ??????

Clothes on nsfw is superior

getting your thighs fucked

lucasfilm: yeah yeah we’re thinking we’d like to do more Kurosawa in space the chad Tony Gilroy, High and Low pilled: yeah like sweaty, desperate people in offices lucasfilm: no— the chad Tony Gilroy: just the most pathetic people alive arguing

Princess pampering doodle

not safe or sane but definitely consensual [cw gunplay] #deadlock

sorry babe but the new Defunctland video stays ON during the t4t knifeplay siscon roleplay scene

Do you think they pronounce it glasgow or glasgow?

hearts of iron 4 made the ww2 wargame too accessible. it's exclusively a genre for autists that feel a need for something more but now it's occupied by guys whose idea of bolivia comes entirely from 4 nodes on a focus tree from a mod designed by a nazi

at 1k likes I'm modding this into the game

Boobs

Hive Wife

"bluesky is a bad website" skill issue if you follow the right artists you can see girls kissing with every combination of genitalia imaginable

sometimes u just wanna choke on the strap 🤷

Boobs

I did the thing. #DashCon #ComboBreaker #CB2026

watching rocky jus really makes me want to go back into boxing