Boobs

i’m always saying this

Im in a problematic age gap relationship where we're both 36 years old but she watches The Amazing Digital Circus

Genre TV was better when they made 26 episodes a year out of the same six plywood sets and some woods near Vancouver and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Gay sex

chiblee, chiblee, the dirty dems they clamped my penis chiblee it's a dark day for america

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

what if instead of beast games it was breast games

Last Stand

Hijacking this 416 Day to spread... whatever kind of propaganda this is. #GirlsFrontline #소녀전선2 #ドールズフロントライン２ #ドルフロ２ #少女前線

(awakening to find myself turned into a deliciously seasoned skewer of minced meat) this is so koftaesque

David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku? Yoko Taro: Can an otaku? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku? Cage: I don't get it

Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR

Do you think the giving birth on the cruise skeet killed the cruise

Sorry babe I can't eat your pussy right now I uhhh took too much Adderall and now my appetite's ruined

Starmer must resign

CHILD 1 (moving Mon Mothma figure around): The Chandrilan arranged marriage is an outmoded social compact. The galaxy has moved on, and Chandrila must join it Child 2 (attaching Perrin's magnetic cocktail glass to his action grip hand): Certainly hasn't done us any favors

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

tryin some stuff

no, it's not the writer's barely-disguised fetish. it's the thematically relevant thing that just happens to also be the writer's fetish. it's totally different you have to trust me.

go ahead put me in timeout i have passive income

I think if people make out of character porn they should be executed

not yaoiphobic. just don't believe in the lifestyle

watched the Doom movie tonight

Day 1 of the Northernlion Cruise

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Everyone joking about getting pregnant on the Northernlion Supercruise. Well guess what. I'm gonna get pregnant precisely 9 months before so my baby will be born on the Northernlion Supercruise

nasa should stop calling their ships Integrity or Tranquility and start naming them things like The Pillar of Autumn

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

imagine getting conceived on the Northernlion Supercruise

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider (remembers that jupiter has some excellent vocational colleges now) or learn a useful trade (remembers they run an exploitative military recruitment program) despite the jovian colonial system (remembers i've been microchipped to advertise protein slurry) drin

EXPERIENCE HEALTH

"Good job, gentlepigs". That assistant lady from Rhythm Heaven is kinda hot. I want her to be mean to me behind the scenes, while acting all smiley and cute in public.

never played this one cause it was an mmo sadly

[mocking] i suck dicks like yours for breakfast

girl are u the strait of hormuz because im willing to drown all my seamen in u for no good reason

woof bark things of that nature

years ago he was the subject of ridicule but now retroachievements has turned everyone into him.....

What's Up Gamers Welcome To My Countdown Of The Top 5 Video Game Abortions!!!