trickle down economics didn't work but a trickle up kick your manager in the face system could get it done. could be the move.

uk snl is crazy because i assumed everyone stopped watching all that shite when sean lock died.

denis villeneuve we'll never forgive you for stealing rebecca ferguson from mission impossible for fucking, dune.

thank you dlss 5 for giving me the thought "dlss 5 philomena cunk" when i saw a picture of kate middleton.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Hitman. I am no longer a fan.

you would never see me with meningitis... but womengitis...

when you haven't hit many of the buttons on your controller in 5 minutes so you press them in a particular order three times really fast>>>

physique #discoelysium

hotline miami landsknecht

somewhere, a great rune has broken #eldenring

phantom pain malenia #eldenring

The angel of war

knight & witch

arianna #bloodborne

Hollowed out

kent possibly starting a worldwide meningitis outbreak is actually really on point. incredibly kent thing to do.

The Hedge Knight gang #AKOTSK #AKOTSKfanart

any american posting happy st patricks day has to give me money for a big chinese

tony as a made man should have understood carmela couldn't close the door. that door was a made man. nothing she could have done about it.

hope the guy who yearns for misato katsuragi coming home at night drunk then kicks the shit out of him has found that. hope he's getting terrorized right now.

happy st. patrick's day to cillian murphy

putative is such a nice little word. gotta work that in more.

tumblr releasing an update that everyone hates and destroys one of the basic functions of the website... that's a recession indicator.

me asking a warhammer fantasy designer why the empire doesn't have bayonets

theyre doing buccal fat removal on my ballsack

strait of hormuz closed and china stopping fertilizer exports. lol. lmao.

it was kinda cool when clairo did that song about being in love with sofia coppola. shame about the rest of her music.

Rest in... well. paul r. ehrlich finally died 58 years after the population bomb. Always heartening to see someone finally do something about it.

saoirse ronan wasn't doing all of that for jessie buckley to be the first irish woman to get the oscar

watching northernlion and his cadre play counter-strike is going to turn me into a type a chatter. why do they move like that. what are they doing with their crosshair. huh.

guy whos going to therapy because he accidentally had dlss 5 turned on for an h-scene in his vn

did raffi berg bite it from one of those missiles. multiple bbc headlines recently describing palestinians as being killed by israeli forces.

imagine how much worse london would be if british weather didn't filter so many people. good lord.

My baby ✧.*.𐙚 ̊ .♡ ݁ ˖ Daedaughter #DaenerysTargaryen #BaelorBreakspear #AKOTSK

incredible, if you spend one million pounds on an nvidia gpu you can now yassify female characters in real time. going for the woke made video game characters ugly crowd in 2026 is a bold strategy.

sorry man the jmsdf has a full schedule of performing the space battleship yamato theme for gatherings of like 6 tourists would love to help but we're busy

i wish people in their 20s whose hair has greys could understand how sexy it is. angel loses its wings etc.

disappointed OBAA got best picture, adapted screenplay, casting and PTA got best director because honestly it was a really good bit for the oscars to never give him one

still can't believe nicky nicky nine doors won best original song. it wasn't even in competition.

once you notice the joke in nirvanna the band of jay getting bleeped but not matt then the bit where a woman beside jay has her tits blurred but not the one with matt oh man that's good comedy

if beer tastes like piss then this one must be from a beautiful woman

japanese has a word for ritual disembowelment but not one for the horrible smell it would surely produce. fuck you.

funny thing about ASOIAF is people trying to take GRRM to task for Arya being a tomboy or some shit which says more about you than him really while ignoring the fact he bookends like 60% of the women in the series with "and then she died in childbirth. or jumped out a window. or got murdered."

if nirvanna the band the show the movie vod actually drops on the 17th... matt & jay forever a friend of ireland.

maybe the funniest parenthetical i have ever read

before you get ahead of yourself please remember it's now illegal in the UK to flirt with someone by saying happy mothers day. watch out.

software developers are predators. "software developer" is an oppressive class, like Scientologist people or Mormon people.

YOU - Hold on, is architecture also art? CONCEPTUALIZATION - Of course not, it's autism. Box-drawing. Masturbation with a ruler and a sextant or whatever they use. You should demean and criticize the genteel institution of architecture. While extolling the virtues of the *pure* arts.

Lost a guy in XCOM 2.