Yeah this works…

Who knew having a teenager with a world championship shot would cause spicy racing?

Similarly elite sports people are doing this kind of thing literally all the time. Just because it’s built up intuition rather than book learning doesn’t make it any less impressive.

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

SWHFTT 105

I would like to report a murder.

There’s a subtle difference between the way Hideo Kojima names characters and the way JK Rowling names characters and within that difference is where self-awareness lies

Paging @iliketrains.co.uk youtu.be/QjyR2V5dDLg

I beg the wrestling incurious to marvel at Steiner Math. This is a promo going so wrong it is now lionesses in the meme canon.

Today is also the 18th anniversary of Steiner Math airing on TNA Impact. (video from TNA on X)

Anton Stach, that was absolutely filthy. #leeds

youtu.be/_JurvfXfp2w Brought to you by the same mind that was delighted this just came on…

Getting dangerously close to writing my thesis: “What is your favourite Radiohead album, and why is it Hail To The Thief?”

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

working from home

Manchester City cannot win the league. This strip is simply too horrible.

Is this the shortest time from “fuck around” to “find out”? Quite probably.

Obviously I don’t condone violence, but this more than lived up to the descriptions I’d read about the incident. Incidentally The Sons secured their place in League Two for next season. It’s been a wild ride after administration (finally unburdening ourselves of terrible owners) last year.

Me watching the film Cabaret (1972): I think we need art that is even less clever.

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Three kisses to anyone who can dig out the scene in Veep where Selina talks about the horrors of war to a Marine dressed as the Easter Bunny. It’s out there somewhere.

Had a cursed night playing Marathon. Just keystone cops-ing up every round.

Playing YouTube DJ. #playVictress @iliketrains.co.uk

i miss destiny so much. not enough to play destiny though, are you nuts?

This is another request that if anybody I know is playing Marathon, please do let me know. I’d love to try some team matches.

Graphics incellerator from @robzacny.bsky.social on the latest @remapradio.bsky.social still has me periodically chuckling to myself.

Let’s subvert developer’s intent and make everything look worse.

Another day, another AI announcement where the only sane response is “what the fuck are we doing here, it’s making something that was made by humans actively worse”. *Yet more debt leveraged investment into AI is no doubt occurring as we speak*

Do I know anyone playing Marathon? I’m enjoying playing solo, but wouldn’t mind trying out team matches.

If the idea that gear ratio selection might be a major contributor to performance with these new regulations is novel for Villeneuve he perhaps shouldn’t be a pundit. #F1 #skyf1

Atrocity Cronut is just too perfect. Chapeau.

I have been doing this but for years, but my god if Nico Rosberg’s first comment on Drive To Survive wasn’t about Lewis Hamilton.

No but this is entirely correct

My toxic trait is that I giggle every time I see the phrase “prompt engineering”. Bless your cotton socks.

Run, don’t walk, to watch this.

Swing low sweet chariot…

Scotty Too Hotty

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more. http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser #AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian

It’s the train through Fife to Edinburgh this morning for me. There’s a certain beauty to journeys you’re intimately familiar with.