Manchester City cannot win the league. This strip is simply too horrible.

Is this the shortest time from “fuck around” to “find out”? Quite probably.

Obviously I don’t condone violence, but this more than lived up to the descriptions I’d read about the incident. Incidentally The Sons secured their place in League Two for next season. It’s been a wild ride after administration (finally unburdening ourselves of terrible owners) last year.

Me watching the film Cabaret (1972): I think we need art that is even less clever.

No big deal just a solar eclipse as seen from the moon streamed to us here on Earth by astronauts who are farther away from their home planet than any human has ever been

Three kisses to anyone who can dig out the scene in Veep where Selina talks about the horrors of war to a Marine dressed as the Easter Bunny. It’s out there somewhere.

Had a cursed night playing Marathon. Just keystone cops-ing up every round.

Playing YouTube DJ. #playVictress @iliketrains.co.uk

i miss destiny so much. not enough to play destiny though, are you nuts?

This is another request that if anybody I know is playing Marathon, please do let me know. I’d love to try some team matches.

Graphics incellerator from @robzacny.bsky.social on the latest @remapradio.bsky.social still has me periodically chuckling to myself.

Let’s subvert developer’s intent and make everything look worse.

Another day, another AI announcement where the only sane response is “what the fuck are we doing here, it’s making something that was made by humans actively worse”. *Yet more debt leveraged investment into AI is no doubt occurring as we speak*

Do I know anyone playing Marathon? I’m enjoying playing solo, but wouldn’t mind trying out team matches.

If the idea that gear ratio selection might be a major contributor to performance with these new regulations is novel for Villeneuve he perhaps shouldn’t be a pundit. #F1 #skyf1

Atrocity Cronut is just too perfect. Chapeau.

I have been doing this but for years, but my god if Nico Rosberg’s first comment on Drive To Survive wasn’t about Lewis Hamilton.

No but this is entirely correct

My toxic trait is that I giggle every time I see the phrase “prompt engineering”. Bless your cotton socks.

Run, don’t walk, to watch this.

Swing low sweet chariot…

Scotty Too Hotty

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

The time an old lady fat shamed my baby. Subscribe to my YouTube for more. http://www.youtube.com/@alicerfraser #AliceFraser #YouTubeComedy #StandupComedy #Comedian

It’s the train through Fife to Edinburgh this morning for me. There’s a certain beauty to journeys you’re intimately familiar with.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

gotta catch 'em all

When Sleigh Bells pops up on random at the perfect time for you.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

It’s giving: “Could a depressed person do this?”

Just saw someone say the new season of Taskmaster is "scraping the barrel" of comedy. One of the announced contestants won the Edinburgh Comedy Award in 2024 and two of the others literally have Oscar nominations for comedy writing. Like... Just say you don't know much about comedy. It's fine.

Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.

Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.

‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder

Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize hard-drive.net/seymour-guad...

Listening to the second disc of the deluxe release of Silent Alarm and being reminded just how much I love a lot of that really early Bloc Party stuff.

Instead of looking at my phone between sets at the gym, I just stare into the middle distance while being careful to not be looking in anyone’s direction and wonder if people think I’m a psychopath for not looking at my phone.

at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.

Well, this definitely checks out.

I see the current DHL advert with the van driving in wildly inappropriate places matches the reality of one of their vans reversing into my garden earlier.

Anyone else piss get boiled that they insist on playing Flower Of Scotland on the bagpipes when it has a note (flattened 7th) that that instrument cannot play? Probably just me.. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿