Why is he acting like this? Two reasons. 1) He fucked up, knows he fucked up, and is trying to make it look like he didn't fuck up by lying and blaming fictional saboteurs and... 2) We're making fun of him. Laughing at him. And that pisses him off more than anything else.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

sketches (6/19/2026)

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS! 💖

#pokemon kid named Prankster Tailwind

My pre-order for the digital version of Star Fox finally went through which means pre-loading is rolling out now. We’re so close to release day, I can’t wait.

BORN TO EAT DIRT WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Iron Defense Em All 1989 I am worm man 410,757,864,530 DEAD GARCHOMPS

i know “hater” is like a whole type of personality that i think most people find charming but sometimes i want to crawl through the phone like the girl from the ring & ask “hey, have you ever enjoyed fucking anything?” while i’m leaking that weirdly viscous, probably weird smelling water on them.

Little Big Planet 🌎✨

FIGHT

ms. pac-man the nanosecond atgames bankuptcy is confirmed

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It's actually shameful what has happened at Xbox today. The results of so many bad business decisions made with zero empathy for the talented people dragged along for the ride. I hope someone can come in and save as many of these studios/people as possible.

spiritomb #pokemon #pokemonart

I hope Spiritomb is living their best life 🛝 #spiritomb #pokemon #art

A New York Knicks fan was forced to stand during Game 5 of the NBA Finals while waiting for King Zora to move down a seat. paletteswap.site/dif...

yahoo! yahoo! ya-yahoo! ya-y-y-yahoo! ya-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yahoo! #Mario #Sketchwav

The court sessions have the best out of context lines. I should send this to vgadvisor.

aiight man. my bad. my fault.

They took his wife

Xenoblade Chronicles is the gift that truly will never stop giving.

that's not what he said

kick

My Mega Aegislash design in question! The gameplay idea here is that it ‘coronates’ its doubles partner to give them a portion of the stance change stat boosts. Credit goes to Dragonith on DA for the background

This is one of those "you should read these patch notes" moments

Worked on another Mashed toon! This time, I did the rough animation for a new Devolver Digital ad. Go check it out!

I had this plush when I was younger! I had him for a long time but unfortunately his eyes got really scratched up over time and he ended up getting stained during a move and I had to throw him out. ☹️ If I can somehow beat the scalpers maybe I can try and get one again…

Gonna be blunt. While there was some neat brand new announcements, it’s pretty freaking obvious that Nintendo going after all the other shows hurt them immensely. It felt like almost every 3rd party announcement was already shown in another show.

Dark Souls: Someone died here... want to see how Me: Sure Dark Souls: (shows a guy dodge rolling off a cliff) Me: Mm. The way of things Dark Souls: Yeah

Me when I remember that despite all the AI bullshit in the world, there's still real artists out there:

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

Sonic CrossWorlds victory screen

#GoodSmileFest2026 Figure Update! Max Factory DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH figma Sam Web Gallery: https://gallery.goodsmilefest.com/2026/en/#/images/161#GoodSmileFest2026 #DeathStranding2 #goodsmile

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really missed an opportunity to name the 3rd one Final Fantasy VII Revengeance

#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #Evangelion

had never seen this one and it's killing me

Gamers who raised a Dark Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle will not be admitted to heaven according to the pope. paletteswap.site/dif...

#NendoroidFUNS Figure Update! Good Smile Company Kirby Nendoroid Magolor Watch the presentation here! ▼ https://goodsmile.link/NendoroidFUNS_202606#NendoroidFUNS #kirby #nendoroid #goodsmile

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Merasmus' Curse

In Mario Party, minigame descriptions treat being eliminated merely as being out of the game, except for Bumper Balls, which drastically shifts the tone by stating the winner is the last one left alive. This implies that while other minigames might be for fun, Bumper Balls is to the death.