lol There is nothing the us could send that isn’t made in nova scotia, and better. Other than sheer volume.

All hail Lady Krampus

Merry christmas ya filthy animals

People might say that pre-ordering my book for someone would make for a lousy Christmas present. But! Not only will it gift your loved ones a sizzling piece of neon noir that may well end up chiseled on the tombstone of the American Empire, but it will also reach them about delaying gratification.

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

My year-end newsletter is here. scottvondoviak.substack.com/p/best-of-2025

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

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I know its like ten years out of date but I’ve become fixated on Hamilton again.

But you should apologize to that poor couch

the vice president is a klansman

If you have used 23AndMe, you are advised by California’s AG to delete your DNA right now from the company’s database as it has declared bankruptcy

Rick Steves is an American treasure. Just all-around, one of the absolute best of us.

Yooo

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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

jesus wouldn't be content to just braid a whip for these motherfuckers

Tonight, in D&D: An invite to a Winter Solstice party at Platomi Nakaza Sgt. Pal'Owell checks them in A weird artifact is being held in the vault Ellis leads them upstairs before he is grabbed as hostage and the building goes into shutdown Max and Hal-E fight off some drow and rescue hostages.

For the evening crowd!

In case it wasn't clear: the money from these licensing agreements is going directly into funding causes that directly attack my fundamental human rights to exist in public and receive medical care. I won't attack you for liking HP. But a section of the population will label you as unsafe.

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

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@kacealexander.bsky.social have you seen 10Dance on netflix yet?

So is the bowflex still a thing?

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

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If you own a Switch 2 and want to play the dynamite roguelike Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game I worked on then today is your day. And hey maybe help spread the word for me??

If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️

And they can rot in hell with the rest for it

If anyone wants to atone for wilfully rawdogging the POTUS speech consider buying gifts for trans peoe this holiday season

"Almost nobody answers their phones anymore, but the exception to that rule is seventy-something friends of recently deceased writers." - Biographer Ted Geltner ------------- Inside Denis Johnson’s Life on the Page open.substack.com/pub/dosomeda...

All of this. Be extremely wary of those words. They’re part of the reason I withdrew a story from a dream market this year.

Rob Reiner's son Nick to face murder charges in killings of parents. Latest from me @lacrimes.bsky.social -- www.latimes.com/california/l...

Larian's horrible hirring process is an open secret in the industry – insane amounts of unpaid work in "writing tests", excessive numbers of interviews, months and months of back and forth, etc. Everyone in games narrative circles has heard the stories at this point, probably from multiple people.

Well. Guess I need a new browser.

The fuck is this stupid ass bullshit?

None of these motherfuckers ever ask for my vote or money

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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you. Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings: For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages. For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

Almost time to play my one christmas song

Not me personally. I’m incapable of lengthy correspondence.

Writers who use genAI for illustrations are class traitors. We all have to fight this beast TOGETHER. We are not just trying to save SOME of our livelihoods.

The right price is never touch the fucking thing

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go