And not for nothing the womens team winning goal was so much more satisfying to watch 💀

Can he just skip to the part where he ages rapidly and keels over, disintegrating into dust and a Nazi pin immediately upon impact with the ground?

Some perfectly innocent Italian young woman who was totally not going to take the teeth back to her Nonna for nefarious witchy purposes (aka me in another timeline): “Nooooo?” (Go to hell, US Men’s Hockey Douchebags)

Jack Hughes to the head Zamboni guy once the postgame euphoria wears off

It always comes down to this. Until we think of children as humans and not commodities - and I am very specifically speaking to white people here because these kids are going to white “parents” and we all know it - we cannot build anything better.

ok patriotism over

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

So the President of the United States illegally taxed our groceries, clothes, and other basics goods for nearly a year. Where’s our refund?

I should also be able to buy wine with my HSA card because holy shit this year has been a fucking LOT

7 yo likes to play a game she calls Purple Light. You call dibs on as many purple street lights as possible by yelling PURPLE LIGHT! when you see one. The challenge is keeping up w/ the ever-changing & somewhat dubious rules. IE: apparently I can’t 📸 one & call PurpleLightDibs x Infinity. Rude.

14 yo couldn’t find his bus pass this morning. Wallet? No! Random drawer into which he throws everything when he doesn’t want to deal w/it? No! Zip pouch of backpack he like never uses but has found it in before & mentioned it to me once? YUP. If that’s the only thing I get right today it’s enough.

What if we throw AI as a whole into the goddamn wood chipper

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…

More of this guy. More first time protesters, more swelling of emotions, more flag waving at protests, more expressions of love for community and neighbors. This is the WAY

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

Happy Galentines’s Everyone ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Girl Child is in her room blasting All Too Well (10 minutes, TV), Boy Child is vacuuming the hallway with AirPods in but based on the humming I can tell he’s listening to the Sinners soundtrack. 👩🏻‍🍳💋

You meant Christian Gonzalez

WEST COAST BEST COAST

That’s game!

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

But seriously, though, they say “help your neighbor find a dog”; they mean “opt in for a full AI powered surveillance state” Absolutely not. #Superbowl

THANK GOD

40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”

This is ART HOLY SHIT

Kid’s playing lights out, I can’t help but love him for it

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome

I’m all in for the Hawks but I do want Gonzalez to have a nice day

For the record: this didn't happen. NBC censored Billie Joe saying "the subliminal mindfuck America", which are part of the normal lyrics of the song. There was no reference to Trump or MAGA and no other censorship other than the word "fuck".

"Green Day kicked off the performance with “Holiday,” followed by “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” and “American Idiot.”" The song is the statement.

HEY DARNOLD

When do the pop tarts come out?

Brandi 🥹, my god this woman has me weeping. And how amazing is it seeing the ASL signers announced and celebrated??

Okay but for real

Damn 💔

the worst human art is still better than any AI art

Sounds like the actions of someone who’s afraid of being poisoned. Milan striking fear into the hearts of fascists once again, you love to see it 🇮🇹

I could not be more proud of all the U.S. athletes at the Olympics using their platforms to speak out against the hatred and violence of the Trump regime. We have a Team USA giving us pride in a moment our government is causing us so much pain and embarrassment.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

We’re melting the wrong fucking ice

From the moment I can first recall laying eyes on her in that pale blue dress at the 2014 Oscars, THIS!!!!!

I am so glad that sweet little boy is home safe with his loving family, where he belongs, but devastated and furious in a way I cannot express that 3800 other little children are being starved, sickened and abused in ICE custody, many with no-one to fight for them.

Not to overshare but I really wasted those years I had my nipples pierced, god DAMN 🔥