A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.

Savoring this from Toni Morrison. “We really have to learn to love thinking again. Not fretting, not worrying, but thinking. Life really is thrilling. But many people are unaccustomed to enjoying the problematics of life…you can use your mind to learn, to change things and to think things through.”

Yes. A decent movie needs at least 3 watches. First one knocks out the cobwebs, second finds the ghosts, third begins the haunting.

either do it or cut this shit out, I'm busy!!!

An entire gymnasium of millennial parents were bopping along to this at my daughter’s Earth Day concert last month and it was DELIGHTFUL

“Oh Lisa there’s no record of a bear ever destroying a bird feeder.” “Yes but the records only go back to 5/14/2026 when the video bird feeder was mysteriously swiped away with clawed paw!”

A dude behind me said "the Liberty are wearing my favorite color, cerulean blue" my brother in Christ that is Tiffany blue

My husband’s g’pa didn’t talk about That Day, ever. The only time he even kind of mentioned it in the years I knew him was when he brought out a coffee can of tiny shells he picked up from an Oahu beach to bring home to the woman he’d someday marry. I am sick over the irreverence on display here.

I am following WAY too many DIY home improvement and furniture restoration instagram accounts for @yelloduck.bsky.social to be sleeping as soundly as he is.

Yeah I’m in the bath drinking spiced rum on the rocks with maraschino cherries out of a color changing plastic cup I stole from my daughter but don’t let that diminish the weight of my message: That Thing You Do! is a perfect film *hits post*

Sometimes, I feel like I, too, am just a single bottle of tequila locked in a cage beneath a ball park, waiting to be freed.

And with this I bid you adieu.

Re: the Kentucky Derby. And please note that I absolutely have myriad issues with *every* *single* equine industry and its usage of The Horse as a money-making entity / the lack of actual interest in the overall wellbeing of the animals themselves: HOWEVER, the following….

Anyone want to grow a spine and tell him he’s full of shit and say it with their whole tits orrrr???

A decade ago I kissed him goodbye, and there are still songs I can’t sing all the way through. Long live all the mountains we moved my love 🩷

Just once I want to see that bitch cry for real.

Cool cool, your party still controls Congress you dipshit 🙄

Sigh. Sam’s cancer is back. Or never went away, or whatever. The surgery last fall to remove the cancerous cells was successful, in that the vets got all the surface tissue, but we knew based on biopsy results that there was a high likelihood the same kind of cells would crop up again.

Those first five post-weekend days are the hardest

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The PNW special, it is ELITE

I love this song

OH I LOVE THIS

“The goddamn Jets” 😭😂

SON OF A BITCH

Blow it up like the whale.

Get him girl 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Grief makes beasts of mothers and I am weeping with rage. These poor poor children. Victims of one deranged gunman, too many blood/money thirsty leaders, and scores more fucking cowards.

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

What a wonderful evening to mention what an equal opportunity supporter I am of the industrial strength penis guillotine. I am no respecter of partition affiliation, bring it forth and let it drop.

Integrity incoming: that's something you do not hear these days.

Now that's a beautiful sight

WhAt ThE pEnDiNg ApOcAlYpSe TaUgHt Me AbOuT B2b SaLeS

And I’m sorry but how much of this is my responsibility anymore?! How many more lengths are citizens expected to go to when our efforts, while moving the needle incrementally in places, are doing fuck all on a larger scale?

the point is well behind us now, the point has disappeared into the distance

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

And I’m supposed to send my children to school and go to work and act like everything is cool beans normal??

MY GOD 😂🤣💀

@ducks-tats-tacos.bsky.social “WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NUTELLA??”

Oh I miss this stage! We had so many stories of Godzilla-esque monsters in various stages of development all around the house, it was marvelous

🐦‍⬛ 🫍 solidarity. You love to see it 👏🏻

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

So you’re saying the Organization of Cartographers for Social Equality was right?

Get this fucking lunatic out of the White House by any means necessary.