My husband and I sat side by side in Oregon watching the results and while our shoulders slumped in disappointment (and I shrieked “RECOUNT!”) it’s a sign of things to come, IMHO, that *Tennessee* went SO blue. Keep going 💙

The weirdest possible intersection of three venn diagram circles about which I am or have been bizarrely passionate 🧵🪡

@joshalder.bsky.social : solution??

Children, I GASPED

The world is about to designate MAGA as an American terrorist organisation Threatening to bomb civilian aircraft in international air space. Murdering civilians on board vessels in international waters. Putting the lives of American civilians at risk.

Drinking straight rum out of a Christmas mug while picking fights with men on the internet and watching Ken Burns, who knew happiness was this simple??

*deletes drafted post* Well okay then.

Omg this dumb malicious twat 1. Whose blood and sweat? 2. Whose freedom? 3. Who showed up on whose shores and started pillaging and slaughtering? Proof that bigotry and stupidity truly go hand in hand

Listen. You’re not getting any objectivity out of me on this one, if Will Stein is going anywhere, I’m thrilled it’s the other state that has my heart. I also think it’s a great fit - anyone that’s played under a Stoops deserves a proper upgrade and I look forward to cheering the ‘Cats on!

ABC Producer: Did you get the courtroom shot of Mangione? Photog: Sure boss, real fuckin' sexy like you wanted Producer: Wut

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

These officials might actually pull off an NFL first: making Marcus Mariota so angry, he says something moderately rude.

Not sure the temperature of this take, but a mid white man will literally always muster the audacity. Kiffin is a narcissistic prick of the highest order and LSU, I’m sorry, you can’t fix him. He’s never going to love you. You’ll lose him how you got him. Etc. And yes he’s mid. I mean that.

This is about seven days too many of Lane Kiffin talk

My God 🥹😭 proof that hoarding art supplies always always pays off

DUCKS WIN!!! 26-14 🦆🏈 11-1 Season. Playoff Bound!

🎶 this empire belongs to me 🎶

FREAKY ‘LÏK!!!!

MONARCHIES HAVE SPLIT FROM CHURCHES OVER LESS

THAT’S A CATCH BOO THIS MAN

Alex, I “wouldn’t have heard the whistle” either. I get it. Fuck them dawgs.

*BRYCE BOETTCHER

HAD A HANDFUL OF IFY’S JERSEY ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!

Zero days since my guy Sadiq last sacrificed his ribcage/internal organs for a gravity defying reach for the ball.

I CAN HEAR Y’ALL ON TV 🥹 that’s RIGHT let’s go Ducks 🫶🏻

*BRYCE BOETTCHER

Well, we won't be winning The B1G again this year, that sucks, how will I recov--*notices we'd get a 1st-rd home game by not winning it* Go Ducks. 🦆

Swing away kid ⚾️ 🏈

Bryce Boettcher, the Pope stole your bit

The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.

Dyer was down.

Introduce yourself with five animas you have seen in the wild Elk Coyote Humpback whale Harbor Seal Kookaburra

There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.

@joshalder.bsky.social you may win me over to your side with this one.

late stage capitalism be like 🎶 despite all my rage i still have to go to my job 🎶

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I am CONFIDENT

We. Are. Correct.

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

I love how I always tell myself that I should go to bed earlier when I have to work the next day and then it's 2 a.m. again 🙃

How it started and how it’s going. I am still geeking tf OUT that my Game Day signs made it on TV, then the Jumbotron, and finally into the hands of THE Kenyon Sadiq to be autographed 🤩 the kid has already claimed them for his growing Ducks shrine

Me age 41, the day after waking up @ 3 am & spending the next 21 hrs @ College Game Day, tailgating, cheering on my Ducks, driving home, going BACK to Autzen to get my son, eating 1/2 a giant burrito & passing out on the couch while watching a recording of the game I saw in person

Mamdani’s meeting with the Dictator in the WH made the contrast unmistakable: One side is guided by facts, principles, and logic. The other is lost in a circus of performative nonsense. One governs. The other performs. One is consistent. The other is opportunistic. Resist accordingly. 🚫🎪

SUCCESS!!!!!

Time stamp: 5:47 am

This is about 15 minutes too many of Lane Kiffin talk