I want A.I. to do my admin and laundry while I write and illustrate books. I don't want A.I. to write and illustrate books while I do my admin and laundry.

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

When I arrive at the party

The Caerphilly result is what we need to see everywhere at the next election: people coordinating to vote tactically for parties which seek a fairer, kinder, greener country. Pushing out both those who have betrayed our trust AND those who seek to exploit that betrayal.

Can’t remember when I last saw a Liverpool side move the ball so slowly

Seriously. You think if Keir Starmer had been cultivated by this woman, there would be tumbleweed across entire UK media?!? We are stuck in a right-wing news-sphere & this story proves how dangerous that is. 7/

I am sure all those who lept to Lucy Connolly's defence on the basis of her imprisonment "for a social media post" will be equally vociferous in thier defence of this guy ? Might be slightly awkward having him speak at the Reform party conference, like she did, though www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly. I wonder how they got to this editorial decision? Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again. join.greenparty.org.uk

I am once again begging you to boycott Tesla

BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control

As Toby Young points out, Black people are over-represented in advertising. He somehow forgot to mention they are over-represented in poverty, unemployment and homelessness statistics too.

I’ve been saying this for ten years now but possibly not often enough: Ask Them What They Think The Words They’re Using Mean. And then ask them to name the ‘problematic’ people. We had ‘sovereignty’, ‘laws’ & ‘unelected bureaucrats’. The US now has ‘Antifa’, the ‘radical left’ & ‘insurrection’. Ask!

"Click any of the top four links on the top of your screen and you’ll pay an average of 25% more than you would for your best match – which, on average, is located 17 places down in an Amazon search result" So spend time refining your search and scrolling down www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

“Be careful who you hate, it could be someone you love.” 📍FK Bodø/Glimt, Norway

Well that's the trouble. We did. We voted out the Tories, only to get a government that now does the same or worse. It's not hard to see why people feel like giving up on politics.

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION YET? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

During WW1 there was a rumour that aspirin caused the Spanish Flu. As I was writing about that last year I often shook my head in disbelief at the stupidity of our near ancestors. Seems a lot of people are still dumb enough to believe nonsense.

We celebrated FREE SPEECH in the village yesterday. We called each other bastards & fuckers. Everyone said Jill in the village shop was a bitch & should be jailed. I called Dean our paperboy a lying wanker and Bunty said Simple Sally should be burnt for being a slut. 🇬🇧

Songs Inspired By The Movies At The BBC. Everyone at that pitch meeting must have been in a hurry to get home.

listen he cannot officially be declared un-dead until his caddie casually drops a ball on the green after he shanks one into the woods sorry I don't make the rules here

The Chelsea dressing room at the start of each new season must feel like Student freshers week.

Has Onana got holes in his hands ??

A pyrrhic defeat for Newcastle

“When will it stop?”, ask TV channel who sacked their flagship presenter for speaking out about the language being used to demonise immigrants

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

If Stokes were in next, I’d agree with that WinViz, but…….

Jamie Overton is one of those peculiarly English all-rounders who look like a batter with ball in hand and a bowler when batting. See also Ronnie Irani

This otherwise interesting article perpetuates the wilful misapprehension about penalties endemic in football. Penalties aren't some random award, nor is it favouritism (or the same teams would be top every year). Teams with more possession in the box get more penalties www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

lol

Insane stat !!!

It may seem a mere detail, but England's first tournament win overseas is a huge breakthrough. What an inspirational team.

Alexander Isak wants to leave Newcastle. Newcastle’s owners want to discuss this with him in Istanbul.

Not for the first time I am begging angry people to put the phone down, walk through actual streets, go to actual pubs, stand on the touch line at local sports clubs, browse Saturday markets, chat with ramblers on footpaths and rediscover beauty & contentedness.

Ozzy Osborne. Black Sabbath. Broke EVERY rule. Especially their own. Ozzy Osborne was Larger Than Life in ways that defy mere description. Feared. Beloved. Revered Metal began with Him. As well as its ensuing Panic. He changed EVERYTHING. Farewell To The The King ! 👑 🖤 🌹

RIP Ozzy. You can’t kill rock and roll

North Northampton’s Reform UK Council: May: Working from home ‘should be the exception and not the norm’. July: Reform council wants staff in office two days a week (what they already do). Leader of the Council Martin Griffiths announces nothing: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Absolutely dystopian juxtaposition from the Guardian front page. Difficult to understand how anyone of decency and conscience can defend this government at this point. Just sheer moral degeneracy to arm a state that does this and arrest people for objecting. Wtf are we doing as a country?

When Al Jarreau changes keys, you know shit is gettin real

‘I’ve done this chicken three ways: pan-fried with casual racism, roasted with tarragon and misogyny, and blow torched with full sexism and a touch of fennel.’

mandy patinkin & his family gave a powerful interview, and this part, phewww

The authenticity level of this competition mean that Chelsea are probably the most appropriate winners

Horrific, horrific news from Alder Hey in Liverpool. And I’m already seeing anti-vax nonsense in response to this tragic news on social media. We are living in such dangerous times.

Like so many people these days, the England batters are utterly baffled about how to deal with the outrageous spin coming out of Washington. #ENGvIND 🏏

Crawley clearly struggling with that finger injury from last night, as he has throughout his career #ENGvIND 🏏