Bam!

oh hey i was just hanging out a few towns over or whatever and heard you were eating ice cream and unrelatedly thought we could be friends

Ok, hear me out. Instead of electing a woman, we double the price of gasoline and groceries.

Panic ensues as ‘largest energy crisis in modern history’ appears imminent - Raw Story www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

my partner spent $101 to fill his tank today at *costco* (!!) At this point the gas pump should at least offer a payment plan and a free tote bag

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

There was a quote that said something like Black people worship a Jesus who knows what it's like to be lynched, while white people worship a Jesus who will forgive them for being part of a lynch mob.

A 'love tap'? What in the domestic abuser, adjudicated rapist is wrong with him??

“One big glow” Trump translation: “I’m going to use language to insinuate a nuclear bomb even though I know I would loose half the Republicans in congress if I really used a nuclear bomb, so I won’t, but I’ll threaten because threats are my whole vibe.”

trump's polling is tanking with men and i think i know why: the gas pump grocery prices? easy to ignore if you're not the one shopping ... but men fill up their own trucks and watch that number climb with their own eyes turns out you can't deny reality forever @therickwilson.bsky.social

Sometimes I’ll look at a Cybertruck and think, “Naw, this had to be an elaborate practical joke. No one would ever design and manufacture this monstrosity, and certainly no one would ever buy one.”

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

She's not wrong.

Please don’t reschedule the WH correspondents’ dinner. Enough is enough.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

In 1994, a man crashed his small plane into the White House. Clinton did not build a ballroom because of it. In fact he barely mentioned it. And he definitely did not say that no one can criticize him anymore.

Seems they were inviting something, doesn't it? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

He looks terrified at the staged event...I mean the totally real thing

Pope Leo posts "just keeping you on your toes" and logs off

WHY MUST I PAY TO RENT A MOVIE ON A STREAMING PLATFORM I ALREADY PAY FOR?!!! I WILL HAUNT YOUR ANCESTORS....

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist. Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :) news.sky.com/story/human-...

I asked my mom, she said it's okay.

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This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Good morning Bluesky. Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

NEW: Much of MAGA is now convinced that the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, PA was staged www.wired.com/story/maga-i...

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

It take weapons grade arrogance to invent popesplaining.

Hall of fame FT correction

The GOP has been working hard since the 1970s to prevent Americans from voting.

A sign in Seattle, Washington that reads: “Congress, remove Trump now.” 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😎💙😎

Leo's on it:

It all comes down to the inability to take the L. From the Confederacy to last night's MMA fight, the fragility of the male ego dooms us all.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

if the world ends tonight i better not get a fundraising text about it

Fuck this guy for real

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Sadly true. #USDemocracy

Rightwing dudes: "Women shouldn't be in leadership. Women shouldn't vote. They're not rational like men." Also, somehow, rightwing dudes: "The hand of God teleported me to a Waffle House."

#NoKings 3.0 Kirkland WA (Seattle suburb

#NoKings 3.0 Kirkland WA (Seattle suburb)

#NoKings Kirkland WA (Seattle suburb)

From an essay titled, “God Is A Comedian” substack.com/home/post/p-...

we're supposed to believe the Trump administration has spent more than a year doing a mass deportation of the worst of the worst criminals, but also there are sleeper cells of undocumented Iranians in the country that constitute a grave national security threat. the math ain't mathing.