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Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

ChatGPT ass presidency

Time for the annual Swapping of the Tech Bros.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.

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We saw cows, missed trains, visited 50 stations, covered 131.2 miles of track and sampled three @bart.gov bathrooms. For journalism. (The cost for the entire trip? $9.90) Read about the day @thebiscuitdan.bsky.social & I spent without leaving the BART system. www.sfchronicle.com/totalsf/arti...

Curtis Yarvin—a close ally of Peter Thiel & Marc Andreessen—has weighed in on the controversy surrounding Captive Dreamer, and his response is what you might expect… 1/

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

Maybe we’ll wake up soon. #DEI #feds #immigrants #trump #rubio #AOC #elmo

#tedcruz #elmo #elon #swasticar

No. This reflects the "let idiots privatize space" ethos.

This traitor runs our national intelligence

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

Marco Rubio just sat there like a useless sack of shit. What a global embarrassment.

Marco Rubio Is Walking into a Trap www.thebulwark.com/p/marco-rubi...

The Director of ICE stated on TV yesterday that AOC is the "dumbest person in Congress." He bills himself as a cop who upholds the law, yet his statement is in itself against the law. High ranking officials cannot advocate for or against a political candidate of any party in an official capacity.

It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

OPM has said they intend to make late or insufficient tax payments grounds to automatically fire federal employees...

Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:

We’re in a sad state.

"Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my expectations."

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Mac McClung has the coolest job in the world. Nobody ever yells at him about whether his team loses, and then one night per year, he just has to do one or two cool things. The Santa Claus of dunking

The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes. The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds. This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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