lol

st george and the dragon (2019)

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

At that point in a new job where I'm too exhausted on the weekends to do anything except read on the couch

What if I simply close all the tabs and let that version of me die.

no dice, hostess. you have once again failed to terrify me.

Love my new stylus holder

some guy just left the airport bathroom urinals chuckling and saying "that went well" to himself. what is his story

Designers when an android engineer ask to just use the system back arrow: “our custom back arrow is an expression of our brand, we cannot yield to looking like a Google app” Designers when Liquid Glass looks like shit everywhere in their app: “LEROY JENKINSSSSSSS”

We invented a new kind of hangry called "hagitated"

Thinking about adding the medieval snail thing to all my powerpoint slides

After a few years, Charlie Bucket renames Wonka Bars "Bucket Bars"

Them: So what have y'all been up to? Me: Haha, you know. The usual. The Usual:

They've lost the 9yos

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Please help me understand why you need 'industry experience' for a design job. Instead of interviewing the candidate to establish their baseline industry knowledge Especially when it looks like you're only trying to halo brand off an industry leader

Cooking tip: if your sauce is too watery throw a paper towel in there. If that doesn't help throw in another one

Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony...

A 2D platformer, but it's on the XZ coordinates, not XY

jrpg mechanics reskinned to be literally anything other than fighting

Finally got around to "the Witches" by Roald Dahl!!! A lights-on horror book that manages to perfectly tow the line between farcical and genuinely scary through the way it handles permanence. There's a lot of opposites, parallels and juxtapositions to unpack. The ending might be a bit polarizing

an old loop i made #motiongraphics #animation

My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially because his name’s Simon.

What if, after beating a hard-on-purpose video game, instead of just unlocking HARD AS HELL CHALLENGE MODE+ you also *earned* an easy mode so that your friend Nicholas can now play??

Okay let’s get back to that birthday book

I bet a bunch of Staind songs would sound really good in tune

#psyduck #pokemon #fanart

Modern masculinity is basically a Rodney Dangerfield joke

So, Chicago, it's your turn now and man, I am so so sorry. Nobody should have to go through this. This is awful. This is fascism. Organize. Step up. Don't think other people will do it -- the might, maybe even they will, but they need you, too. Be like LA -- be sand in their gears. 9/

Dreaming of a Laika version of Roald Dahls The Witches

Would you like to round up on this purchase to the nearest $5 to buy a random indie game?

The only relief is personal projects

Mailman?! What's next, femailwoman??

As a safety measure chatbots should be required to speak in rhyme. To users they will sound like fickle and untrustworthy elves from the faerie realm

poster design, data visualization, and motion graphics

Make it perfect first, and then that’s it.

firetrucks are red to trick the fire into thinking it's one of their own

Romulus and Remus

reddit feels like humans playing family feud with bots

Say hi to my new daggerheart character; a depressed and alcoholic desert mouse named Ash. ✨

A 'Choose your own adventure' where the characters are explaining determinism

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

🐴♥️🐴 #merch ✧ #sticker ✧ #horse ✧ #lesbian

Dragoncon by Sunday night

Jesus Adobe, I'm not going to use AI. I'm actively trying to find alternatives

Wait, can you slip NLA animations on collection instances in blender?

Alright, blenders NLA for animations is kinda useful for fine tuning the timing. But it's still convoluted