If you see this, quote with a powerful woman!

oh yeah i guess im leaving this site, ill tell you all where i am once i find a replacement but im done with this already

where are we moving now since bsky is going to shit

Code review of the shooter's Github: - No requirements.txt - No packages / __init__.py - Using ClsName instead of self to access class vars. - Docstrings above methods (??) - no name main block; no clear indication of how to run - looping over range(len(iterable)) Overall, not particularly good.

just saw a truck with this logo and did a double take

Don't watch the fucking news. Not just CNN, don't watch TV news at all. It's about 1% news reporting 99% talking head bullshit. Read your news trust me it's a lot less miserable.

trying to do this bit where I respond "not great" to the people in my life when they ask me how I'm doing as a setup to tell them I've lost all my money on the Hawk Tuah meme coin but they just sort of immediately believe I'm not doing great like "yeah I noticed"

HEARTBREAKING: 500 Evil Dogs

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women theonion.com/texas-bans-s...

Being poly isn’t a choice like being emo or bisexual

Hello this is me I’m the real Dawko #fnaf

In the Switch version of Super Mario RPG, Mallow is bad at dancing. His dance is very slightly out of sync with the other characters, which becomes more and more noticeable the longer the player stays on the level-up screen. Whether this is deliberate or an oversight is unknown.

"gen x" "gen z" look man are you "Mario eats the mushroom and gets high" or "Why does the night guard come back after the first night"

this is the funniest dialogue in Pokémon

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems theonion.com/somebody-sho...

what if he was called griffield

lmfao

Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video

if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will

everytime i make a topster it gets considerably worse than the last and most of the times its due to one or more albums that could make people think much worse of me

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] "Let's have a *Pornservation*"

Saw a guy on X who endlessly debates people with attached reaction images of his own AI sexy lady looking smug and it was my last straw really

"I Smoke Weed And Kill 5 Demons I Kill 5 Demons Summon An Oni, A Big Purple Monster So Fucking Scary" My New Rap How Do You Enjoy It

wonder where the imageshack yellow frog is now

today i found out gamespot still has forums

Made a meme with a new 'format' I found

Who wants to live here with me?

Do NOT end up like this Clown 🤡🤡🤡

every member of our generation rn

This has happen to me before 😂 #pizza

eat these stupid fucking green dragons to become healthy #lifestyle

Them: Nerds can’t rap. Me: Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the rings / I am a geek and I love these things Yep, it’s official- making music isn’t just for the popular kids anymore.

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an unused test NPC that would have said a more elaborate version of the usual "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" test sentence, featuring references to Nintendo consoles.

Scott Miller study <3 #wormyart #scottmiller #gametheory

5 Animals That Will Really Make You Question If Your Flesh Is Truly Meant For You To Inhabit

this vinci guy clearly never read "20 Disturbing Shower Thoughts To Keep You Up At Night"

New Friend Pt. 2: Joey's Ideas (feat. Brian Fiddyment)

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

fuck

SCOOP: the anonymous group who hacked 'The Real World' in November compromised the high-profile 'Council' server yesterday, the group tells me. the server's picture was changed to a trans flag and invites to the private server were spammed in public channels.

"So, from now on we're going to let miss Otani feed the aliens on her own!" #wormyart #aliennine #エイリアン9

During the surfing tutorial in Super Mario Galaxy, it is possible to jump off the manta ray on the first frame. This will put Mario into a glitched "perpetual tiptoe" state whereby he will be tiptoeing no matter how fast he runs, as well as while standing still.