what would happen if you ate 1 kg of sugar ran headfirst into a brick wall and died?

reblog if you think MOVIE HELL would be better than NORMAL HEAVEN!

ICUMEN ȜEND. lllogan.bandcamp.com/album/would-... A brand-new LP-size album of prog pop / dungeon synth uniquities that I'd be honoured if you take the time to hear. I'm considerably happy with this one, I hope that that comes across when listening. Enjoy:)

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

transgender is awesome

Who up being a merry fellow

my friends are becoming more devious by the way

you can pinpoint the exact moment dogger became puppy burger

I will never, NEVER, mess around with paranormal hashtags. because what if one of them works. you don't joke around when it comes to paranormal matters. you just don't. you take it seriously. asshole.

video games fucking rule

I've been toying with the idea of an extremely long overserious Steven Universe/Breaking Bad crossover fanfiction where Lapis Lazuli is the main character, Walter suffers more, and the SU war crimes are treated more seriously, and I can't tell if this is just a flu symptom but I think it is.

steven's universe

the super bowl breast cancer commercial was a work of evil. what were they thinking. I'm pissed! grr.

why tv sad

post?

does anyone know how to get in contact with the storks? like the ones who have all the human babies? I'd like to make a return (my adult 'friend', 'Dirk', is annoying me, and now that he's an adult, obviously his parents don't need him anymore, so I think he can go back)

when did epic memers like myself become punching bags for the formerly cringe 'fandoms' crowd? now when I show my Undertale girlfriend an epic video featuring Gangnam Style and screaming man, she thinks *I'm* the cringe one! even though she literally likes animation for children!? makes my blood oil

just learned about zeus. wow. he seems like such a mean guy. strongly reconsidering my use of electricity right now

get hungry, make food, eat it, get hungry again, make food again, eat it again... it never ends. to be a human is sisyphean

fucktoids fucktoids.bandcamp.com/album/fuckto...

you. hey. hey you. write a short story and then send it to me. you have one week. I won't read it if you take more than one week.

I don't believe a felon can be president, and I won't play pretend with someone claiming to be president, no matter how many people with guns are playing the game along with him. I've been so stressed but just, rejecting it all, makes me feel a bit better. Okay, done politiposting for a while now.

the best thing about colors is that there's something for everyone. red, blue, violet, orange, black, gold etc.. there's so many choices. it's great.

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

Not gonna say who I'm talking about BUT SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL HIM.

what the fuck is happening

holy shit

congratulations to President Kamala Harris on her inauguration today! she ain't perfect, but I feel somewhat optimistic about her term.

painfully+slowly

I hope he dies

tik tok

just started watching Justin Roiland's "Peeble" and I wasn't expecting to like it at all... but wow... it really is Funny! 😀

Justin Roiland's "Peeble" is funny.

When you're sitting next to bestie and he doesn't like your tweet as he scrolls by 😔

my girlfriend is telling me I need a daily limit for the amount of times I can post on bluesky. and my response to that is "what? why? I am having so much fun!"

Empty Paladin

hey so I literally cannot stop buying lamps

Whenever I see behind-the-scenes footage of a movie, it looks horrible. The color grading is off. It just goes to show, it's all a trick. Movies aren't actually good.

everyone I know likes me! if you don't like me, I don't know you!

one thing you gotta know about me is that I'm always up for playing pretend, having fun, being silly, and expressing my joy in unique and exciting ways!

If you're 12-15 years old fuck you

coriandher.bandcamp.com/merch/pre-or... Wear Icongraphhy

okay man, this deltarune thing is getting old and tired, FAST. the UNDERGROUND, the UNDER tale, now that was class, THAT I liked. BENEATH the surface. tell ya what bud. take a week, make a short 1 hour game about worms, moles, the burrowing critters of this earth. you might rediscover something big.

this tbh ☝️

we just need one more singer ... someone to play a grieving father ... someone who can sound Punk Rock ...

follow @april1830.bsky.social and @coriandher.bsky.social if you aren't afraid

do you sing? are you able to read sheet music? do you want to be PAID (not a lot but fairly) to sing for a character in a prog/pop/avant-garde concept album with Dark Themes? respond to this post!

So many exciting things happening in 2025, in terms of new releases (CARDIACS among them) and my own projects (some of the music I am most proud of, ever), and personal things. Everything is going my way. I think it's gonna be the best year ever. :D

DECEMBER 27TH. LET'S HAVE FUN!

Christmas is for ummm I love cristmasz