Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

We can only defeat the Galactic Empire by destroying Alderaan.

A horse racing betting guide, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Date: 1554 Second Age Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)??? lmfao u totally shoulkd

For Liam.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

The task for political leadership now is not just to tell the truth, but to make people care about what is true and what is not.

Please share. 💔

She’s asked him to stop: he’s said maybe.

RT if you have zero interest in knowing how to open a ChatGPT tab 🙄

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You’re an untrained amateur seamstress? I guess that fits.

I cannot wait for Reform’s latest recruit to apply for funding from this scheme for his stables.

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

Oh good. They put the CSAM behind a paedo-wall.

I’m sorry but who actually expects me to get any work done with this little goober snoring like this next to my desk! #proofofcat

It was once my job to stop John Cleese from going to the toilet. I failed.

Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

These photos look like they should be the front cover of ‘Severance Cosplayers Quarterly’.

I do not want your AI slop I do not want it in my mop I do not want it in my house I do not want it in my mouse I do not like brain-rotting AI spam I do not want it, Sam Alt-man

“Pay us money to make you a shit advert badly. Please.”

Mein Bants: A biography of Nigel Farage

I am treating the act of referring to this as retro as a personal attack on my millennial ass.

Some key stats on UK immigration

Ok, bet.

The reductions in actual chocolate content will continue until morale improves.

Using ChatGPT

Unsolicited chick lick

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate. This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.

An American Werewolf on LinkedIn

Cans not even. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky

The brilliance of Britain is that it is a concept. Its whole point is it is a *liberal* place. We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others. We invented liberalism. /2

If Badenoch had any spine she’d sack this racist twat.

Hate seeks to divide us. But hope endures when we stand together. Our solidarity is with the Jewish community today. #britainstandstogether

"It's violence to call us racist/transphobic and how dare you arrest us for calling for violence against Black/trans people"

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Americans I am begging you to sort this out. Your mad racist uncle has shat himself in public again.

2025 in a nutshell.

Dutch late night TV has its take

All the new otter comics all together. I wanted to give you all a huge THANK YOU—through your engagement and print sales we raised 10k for The Marine Mammal Center. 💙🌊

Good grief. It’s like being governed by Internet Explorer.

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

Considering everything going on with the Epstein Files, including with Trump, surely any sensible Prime Minister would replace Mandelson immediately following this, if only to ensure that the UK Ambassador was beyond reproach? www.bbc.com/news/article...

In a world of shitshows and clusterfucks, it’s nice to enjoy the bright spots. #SUP

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, I drew Tupi the baby capybara from the San Antonio Zoo. #art #Tupi #SanAntonioZoo