It was once my job to stop John Cleese from going to the toilet. I failed.

Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

These photos look like they should be the front cover of ‘Severance Cosplayers Quarterly’.

I do not want your AI slop I do not want it in my mop I do not want it in my house I do not want it in my mouse I do not like brain-rotting AI spam I do not want it, Sam Alt-man

“Pay us money to make you a shit advert badly. Please.”

Mein Bants: A biography of Nigel Farage

I am treating the act of referring to this as retro as a personal attack on my millennial ass.

Some key stats on UK immigration

Ok, bet.

The reductions in actual chocolate content will continue until morale improves.

Using ChatGPT

Unsolicited chick lick

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate. This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.

An American Werewolf on LinkedIn

Cans not even. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky

The brilliance of Britain is that it is a concept. Its whole point is it is a *liberal* place. We don't care what religion you are, what colour your skin is, what your backgorund is, what your beliefs are. We don't subject anyone to the choices of others. We invented liberalism. /2

If Badenoch had any spine she’d sack this racist twat.

Hate seeks to divide us. But hope endures when we stand together. Our solidarity is with the Jewish community today. #britainstandstogether

"It's violence to call us racist/transphobic and how dare you arrest us for calling for violence against Black/trans people"

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Americans I am begging you to sort this out. Your mad racist uncle has shat himself in public again.

2025 in a nutshell.

Dutch late night TV has its take

All the new otter comics all together. I wanted to give you all a huge THANK YOU—through your engagement and print sales we raised 10k for The Marine Mammal Center. 💙🌊

Good grief. It’s like being governed by Internet Explorer.

Hat tip @clownf1st.bsky.social

Considering everything going on with the Epstein Files, including with Trump, surely any sensible Prime Minister would replace Mandelson immediately following this, if only to ensure that the UK Ambassador was beyond reproach? www.bbc.com/news/article...

In a world of shitshows and clusterfucks, it’s nice to enjoy the bright spots. #SUP

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, I drew Tupi the baby capybara from the San Antonio Zoo. #art #Tupi #SanAntonioZoo

I need this in my veins.

It is entirely fitting that Farage’s house in his constituency isn’t even registered in his name.

Fascinating paper using the unique circumstances of Starmer's "Islands of Strangers" speech falling in the middle of BESIP fieldwork to assess its impact. Reduced Labour support + no evidence of reduced support for Reform UK. The latest of many studies suggesting that accommodation doesn't work.

NEW: An Oxford report warns that misleading media coverage is shaping public debate on immigration and human rights. The study finds the ECHR is frequently misreported in deportation cases, fueling misconceptions that erode trust in the legal system. 🧵 [1/8]

Labour's support has splintered. Over 1 in 5 of their 2024 voters are now undecided. Labour could win these back, but there is a risk. The Conservatives lost a similar amount to indecision after the last 3 elections, and they won most back in 2017 and 2019 (but not 2024).

I agree with this

Simultaneously evil and brain dead. Either Labour believe in this and have departed from humanitarian values in a way which makes them unfit to govern. Or they think this will electorally advantage them and they have departed from all political intelligence in a way which makes them unfit to govern.

I am the very model of a modern fascist president I'm holed up in the White House with the best physicians resident They're blasting out Les Miserables to cover up my awful screams While JD Vance is in the Oval Office eating fondant cremes...

This is all in response to the latest episode of Alien: Earth isn’t it.

Sick of BBC continuously promoting Reform U.K. and ignoring other parties with far more representation? Please sign the petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

This is my flag.

Britain Needs Band Stands Tubas Ready

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

On the UK telling ppl to delete emails to save water: UK data centres don't actually report how much water they consume!!! "Every five years, the EA puts out its water deficit projections, but it was difficult to do this year, the sources said, because of the growth in AI"

The final statement by Al Jazeera journalist Anas al-Sharif, written months ago in anticipation of his likely death, posted on Twitter/X by a friend. Israel assassinated him tonight along with his reporting team in an airstrike in Gaza.

Failed my test. Didn’t stop me.

The moment I saw that "trans bra" M & S story I sensed it was nonsense. Seconds later, having read the Telegraph piece I knew it was worse than that. It was deliberate hate mongering completely devoid of evidence, names and facts. Superb job of debunking it here www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/m...