📢 SPREAD THE WORD! Tomorrow my best bud @abandonedsheep.com is launching his debut indie game... Schrödinger's Cat Burglar

Satuday's @theguardian.com cartoon #transrights #EHRC #LGBTQ

Milkshake fuck

Catherine West calls for resignation of Catherine West, citing Catherine West’s lack of clear leadership and direction in her role as Catherine West. Catherine West replied that she is committed the finishing the job in her ensuing resignation letter.

Draycation: when you travel the countryside in search of ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE HORSES.

KEEP THAT DAMN BEAR AWAY FROM OUR NATIONAL TREASURE #DavidAttenborough

richard dawkins proving that regardless of level of education no boomer is safe to use modern technology

#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

Father, Why have you forsaken me? In your heart forsaken me? Trust in my self righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Time to find out the airspeed velocity of an unladen European incel.

Please. My Bluesky. She is very sick.

I think you’ll find that the second image isn’t even a facsimile of Val Kilmer but rather a close up shot of Jeffrey Epstein taken by Melania Trump at Burning Man 2009.

A stop-the-car moment to photograph this greeting to Nigel Farage on his rather unspectacular visit to Shetland today. Apologies to any frogs offended. 🐸

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

I used to sit at the front of every equity seminar, answer all the questions and bring the lecturer an apple. I was definitely equity’s darling.

Come on then, and remove him.

Group hug on Orion after the announcement of the astronauts suggestion to name a Moon crater in honor of Reid Wiseman's deceased wife. 😢

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

Oh look, here's your Ideal Man. Brave, kind, smiley. Nothing LIKE Tate or Hegseth or the rest of those toxic wankers. Good job mate. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Chuck Norris didn't die He went home

Chuck Norris didn’t die; he just kept living while the world went to hell.

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.

Benny Hill watching the Oscars

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

These Remembrancers have truly outdone themselves.

Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt

We can only defeat the Galactic Empire by destroying Alderaan.

A horse racing betting guide, called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Steeds.

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Date: 1554 Second Age Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)??? lmfao u totally shoulkd

For Liam.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

The task for political leadership now is not just to tell the truth, but to make people care about what is true and what is not.

Please share. 💔

She’s asked him to stop: he’s said maybe.

RT if you have zero interest in knowing how to open a ChatGPT tab 🙄

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You’re an untrained amateur seamstress? I guess that fits.

I cannot wait for Reform’s latest recruit to apply for funding from this scheme for his stables.

Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!

Oh good. They put the CSAM behind a paedo-wall.

I’m sorry but who actually expects me to get any work done with this little goober snoring like this next to my desk! #proofofcat