Memes aplenty and I don’t have to look at the news through my fingers. I’m having a good time.

meanwhile it’s hour 17 of JD Vance being trapped under a medicine ball somewhere

(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent

Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer

“He let me blabber on like an absolute idiot, as I insisted he pass on my praise about the tasty-ass duck confit and those dope truffle fries. Then he said he would ‘certainly’ pass on my remarks, but I watched…and that lying sack of fucking shit never approached him even once.”

Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History

Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta

ENTR’ACTE

Both of these were pretty great.

"We're hearing that two cars initially collided in the roundabout, and over the next week the rest of the town plowed into the original wreck. 7,089 people dead because of a circular intersection where drivers simply had to go counterclockwise. Unbelievable."

First viewing. Carousel scene is nuts in the best way. It made me think of the Last Day ritual in Logan’s Run. “Renew! Renew! Renew!”

Kim Stanley is transcendent.

Kim Stanley is transcendent.

I like to drink my bromide sedative in a glass of milk while reading Labyrinth of the Guilt Complex.

Loji Höskuldsson, 'A Hike Amongst Old Sins', (2024) wool embroidery on burlap.

These days I only get my news from Onion headlines.

Pro-Life Demonstrator Clearly Using Image Of Subway Chicken Enchilada Melt On Anti-Abortion Poster

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

This person took this when they called the race

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Not sure if I’m more attracted to Cary Grant or Ingrid Bergman. Both I guess.

Counting Healthy Americans Much Faster, Agency Says

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

First hopeful feeling I’ve had in awhile. Please, please, please, let him win

That’s the stuff 🎬

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

Enormously irritated by the written helplessness of every female character once the birds started doing their thing. Did not pass the Bechdel test.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Last week’s Bevin agreed to go see the 10 pm screening of Halloween (1978) with friends because it seemed like a fun idea! Tonight’s Bevin regrets her choices. The trick is to stay awake.

Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/