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The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

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His UN speech It was Churchillian in its deliveryI It was the height of oratory!🤦His words bring glory and accolades. 🤦‍♂️They will rate as notably as Lincoln’s Gettysburg address. 🤡🤡🤡🤡and the world is now surely aware he doesn’t have a small 🍆

So the funeral for Kirk is supposed to be solemn but also the celebration of a martyr. So to be helpful I suggest the planners review the PATHE film of the funeral of SS Obergruppenfurher Rudolph Heydrich. Not a dry eye in the place.

Everyone one of these videos looks like a bunch of Black Hawk Down extras

This woman 🥳

Sometimes you have to listen to those in the house telling you the house is on fire. Comedians have the ability to say what many of us are thinking. That is what the extremists hate the most.

This is horrible

Repost ad infinitum.

FDA new recommendations for treatments… “Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”

Innocent people always suffer the loss Greed with indifference comes at a cost How long will the "haves" sing the song That any "have nots" just don't belong

I believe we are going thru all this because, well, we’ve forgotten that freedom is not free. It has a cost and now we are going to have to pay it. And I hope we remember how and I pray if successful we never forget again.

So WAPO is saying Fridays meeting of the fda vaccine committee could further restrict covid vaccines. So who’s telling Trump his one accomplishment of operation warp speed was deemed a failure and dangerous. (It’s not but they’re implying it).

This is a really good statement IMO

Happy Constitution Day 2025. Who would ever have thought the constitution would be at its most precarious and menaced since the Civil War if not ever? But it’s where we are. We have to fight fight fight. A republic, if you can keep it.

@disavowtrump20.bsky.social This is journalist Karen Attiah, the only Black opinion columnist at the Washington Post. She was just fired for sharing a statement made by Charlie Kirk insulting Black women. SHARE if you stand with @karenattiah.bsky.social !

A wag on Facebook.. Has Charlie Kirk been resurrected yet? It seems like we past 3 days.

Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was: * successful at everything he tried * genuinely intelligent & insightful * desired by women * envied by men * an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with * a tireless, lifelong philanthropist ... and he died peacefully in his sleep. 10/10 life. No notes.

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How do we fix this mess?

Empires decline all the time, for all kinds of reasons, but our present moment will be remembered in history books for the sheer volume of *voluntary & pointless self-imposed damage*. We're systematically dismantling what made us great, for no reason! Genuinely, with no rationale! It's wild.

Pope Bob does it again

Nobody is harping on security for not having a drone or two up either, they would have spotted the shooter pretty quick that way, giving them time to both secure the targeted speaker AND interfere with the shooter using the drone itself.

Also evidently a magas maga following nick fuentes

I’m not really familiar with incel politics but what happens if Charlie Kirk was murdered by a far right Nick Fuentes follower?

Bless all the people who ripped RFK Jr. a new asshole today.

I am not seeing "Constitutional amendment reversing Citizens United" on any of these New Reconstruction wishlists folks are circulating, and. Absent starting over from scratch, I don't see us establishing any semblance of democracy here without that plus Supreme Court expansion.

This hits harder than when I saw this movie the first time. #CaptainAmerica

Virginia Governor Polling: 🔵 Spanberger 53% 🔴 Sears 41% SoCal / Sept 1, 2025

Never in my long life have I ever seen a situation where 1/2 the country hopes he dies. It’s so sad for America but he deserves it

We all know who #GovenorFuckFace is right?

Not complicated.

how do you enumerate the pain of helplessness? how can you describe the weight of everything on your chest? the accumulation of injustices. the violence. the genocides and school shootings and the mass extinctions

America has so much oil it actually invaded itself.

Looking for Trump in the Epstein files is like trying to find hay in a haystack.

Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide. Donald Trump was deeply embedded in Epstein’s sordid dealings. The DOJ and GOP Congress are covering for him. Ghislaine Maxwell will carry his secrets in exchange for a way out of her incarceration. Go ahead. Change my mind.

If you don’t vote for your Democratic congressperson in 2026 (if we still have elections), don’t come near me in the concentration camp because I will f you up.

Any business in our communities that welcomes this president tonight will be subject to an immediate boycott.

Wrote these in the style of Chuck Norris jokes: When Gavin Newsom sets a watch, the watch asks him what time he wants it to be. Gavin Newsom once ran a mile before he even started. When Gavin Newsom needs to move furniture around in a room, he just picks up the building and shakes it.