So 'ICE' is, the 'Industrialized Cleansing of Ethnicities' in a white supremacist America?

NEGOTIATORS "I'm willing to pay 50 million for the Epstein file secrets." "I'm willing to pay a hundred million for the Epstein file secrets." "I'm willing to pay ANYTHING for the Epstein file secrets." SATAN Anything? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Does anyone else think she's too old for him now?

How come my cheap readers seem to last me 2 or 3 years but I can't get a pair of scripts, which cost me a fortune, to last more than a year without the frame falling apart?

When in doubt, if a woman asks you how old she looks, say 30. That way they're either tickled that you think they either look younger or more mature then they are ... Unless they are 30, then they'll just think you're astute.

#DonaldTrump may not be sorry, but he is sorry, a sorry excuse for a human being.

The most ambitious religious zealot is normally a convert, the same can be said in politics. May 'God' have mercy when these two worlds collide. #MAGA #TUMP #EVANGELISTS

So, is the world tired of being #Trumpled yet?

#Disney, you would think they were a bunch of Looney Tunes.

What the heck kind of sex toy is this?😜

You ever noticed that a lot of online #scammers incorporate children or pets into their profiles avatar?

The absolute best thing about Donald Trump is that, you just know he's going to drop dead on the toilet, smack in the middle of both a a nasty social media post and dump.

What? They're bringing the 'Dunderful World at Disney' back. #Disney #NBC

So Colbert isn't going to address the Kimmel issue tonight?

Pulls the pooper scooper out again...

Dear Google, I was asking for Tesla info 6 mo. ago and am STILL disinterested in how Tesla stock is doing. GFYS.

Men are from Android and women are from Apple.

On 'Bizarro World' or the 'Mirror Mirror' universe, is Donald Trump an honest and thoughtful person? Personally I doubt it.

Why is it that pharmaceutical companies advertise drugs that aren't normally covered, on tv so much, a medium that only the poor really watch anymore?

Sorry Donald, but I'd rather watch reruns of Storage Wars... Or literally anything else, rather than listen to your nonsense.

Hmmm! Charlie Kirk's widow going into angry cow mode doesn't help matters, that's for sure. Trump's just going to add to that.

Why was Tyler Robinson wearing fatigues with a vest underneath for his mugshot rather than the civilian clothes that they claim to have caught him in? It looked like a mugshot anyway.

The only reason we see so much of Donald Trump in the media is because nobody can decipher what the hell he's even saying so it has to come straight from the horse's ass.

Some of these moisturizer commercials are going a little far. What the heck is that close up of a rolling mound of flesh you're showing me?

Who holds the world record for being defenestrated Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton?

For some reason(s) I don't trust president Trump, what are the local officials saying.

Thanks to CVI, in a few months, Donald Trump may not even have a leg to stand on.😮😎 🎤 🫳

DB Cooper didn't slip away without a trace, he slipped away without a face.

There's only one thing I wanted Donald Trump to do on his 'very first day' & that was RESIGN.

Nuclear power stations on the moon... didn't any of these guys ever watch 'Space 1999'?

Donald Trump's civil war call sign will be 'Johnny Rabble'.

Okay, a 'mailbox toaster'. Aaand go...

From now on, every morning, I'm going to ask Google... "Is Donald Trump STILL alive?"

Trump: "The bruising is from Vigorous handshakes." Me: Then why is the bruising on both hands?

The shooter expressed ill will towards all people of color... That sounds all too familiar, and it's just getting worse the way Donald Trump's treating everybody, including his own people.

Is there a news network that just tells you about what the creeps in the White House are up to rather than showing you? Seriously, who wants to listen to Trump and his dipsticks yammering away day in & day out anyway.

With American standards at an all-time low maybe they should convert to metrics.

You got to watch those 'Life Alert' people, qualified or not, they want to send you the 'free' equipment before telling you about the monthly charge. I know they're sales staff, but jeez.😆

Batsh*t & Ribbon.

My mentally infirm friend has a job at McDonald's too. The same one I think. Go for it, pull his finger.

Superior arrogance combined with toxic fears have brought most past civilizations down. The Republican agenda in the US exhibits numerous signs of both of these traits.

Figured out where the plans for 'Project 2025' came from.

If Donald Trump had to work at a regular job he'd still be frontend staff at McDonald's after the better part of a century.

Sung to that tune of the TV show 'Rawhide': To the dump to the dump to the dump to the dump with Truuump, to the dump to the dump to the dump to the dump with Trump and his little stump...

Remembering in 'Star Trek the Undiscovered Country' when Spock mind raped that other Vulcan? I guess that sort of thing was okay in the 90's.

Damn, I didn't even know they came out with "Machete II", & since Mel Gibson's in it, I probably won't watch it anyway.

Raptor, or savage Emu?

Lol, 46 of the 56 people who chat me have been deleted from Bluesky.

Donald should have called him 'Barren' cuz he's just as vacuous and dumb as his daddy.