i am in the economy class seat, you do not need to show me an advertisement for travel to monaco

"wokeness is over" meanwhile an octogenarian conservatives is talking about the importance of representing the lived experience of people with age-related neurological disorders. wokeness is the air you breathe and the water you drink and the food you eat

i think that babies should have to file tax returns under penalty of law. hear more on my daily video series And I Can’t Even! that costs $8,000 to produce per episode and that people have only ever seen by accident

the weak, and they're weak, some of the weakest we've ever seen, but they suffer. they must, it's a shame, but they must. because the strong, and we're strong, and you're hearing them saying it a lot. and we're going to do it, we're going to do it a lot. it's what we will.

more surveys should do this, and mostly because its funny

Youtube is for children in restaurants. Adults should not be watching Youtube unless their toilet is broken.

Lmfaooooooo. Imagine willingly posting this for people to see, my god man

I know it's been said a million times but honestly, honestly, the US-Israeli war on Iran is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I have seen in international affairs in my life. It is genuinely shocking to me, in a way I think it would be bad to lose sight of, just how bad this has been.

you know what, fuck you *unbubdles your home and auto insurance, costing you hundreds*

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Scoop by Swedish public service news: ”Hide the pain Harold” celebrating Péter Magyar swearing in as prime minister. www.svt.se/nyheter/utri...

Car rental agency Hertz Mail order steak company Omaha Steaks The children's shoe company stride rite All founded before Italian unification completed

need a trigger warning for reddit photos of people holding unexploded ordinance they found in their yard. or better yet, people could stop picking up unexploded ordinance they find in their yard

yes its actually just a freaky coincidence that every major vote comes down on party lines. it's a statistical miracle

guy who went to garlic school? oooh you mean an aliumnus

robert eff kenedy Junior , youll have to pry the Lexapro out of my cold dead hands

how did he get banned for THIS of all his posts

how much would these instructions change if we programmed the robots to know about his egg-head situation?

i just find it interesting how many of you so-called soup fans think the "season" for nutrient-dense soups and stews is somehow over

Uno is a game where having all the cards means you lost the game

not afraid to admit it, the michigan academic regalia looks the best by far

everything in life is about having a strong core except having a strong core. which is about personal dignity

The Voting Rights Act was a product of a disruptive social movement.

does the meta-study study itself?

you all laugh, but dune is mainly an exploration of the forward guidance puzzle

alito and thomas think the creation of majority-minority voting districts is itself discriminatory. but the goal of the voting rights act wasn't to usher in an era of harmony by eliminating all racial categories, it was to alleviate discrimination by whites against blacks, particularly in the South

the lib class that walked us into this ongoing disaster simply cannot shut the fuck up, even when dying

"Second Story Sunlight", 1960. Oil on canvas. Edward Hopper (1882–1967), American artist. The Whitney Museum of American Art, New York City. #art #painting #illustration

"He enjoyed Yiddish and 'off-color' humor. Von Neumann did some of his best work in noisy, chaotic environments. [...] von Neumann could attend parties until the early hours of the morning and then deliver a lecture at 8:30." stop we get it hes cool

thinking about von neumann again. do you think he was chill to have a beer with

updated for modern times

grapes are such a hack. candy thats good for you. we need a fruit cigarette

Roseanne Roseannadanna voice: if the president needs Ballroom why doesnt he just get bigger pants?

it seems that the bluskkky killer was engaging with the shoplifting discourse, so just to be safe, we are going to euthanize everyone else involved

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

"if i was rich i wouldnt do evil stuff, I'd just blow my money on my own projects, just ridiculous vanity stuff" oh my god you guys this whole time we've been imagining Seth McFarlane

what if neuromancer was set in manchester

"Oh, so they shouldn't do anything if they win? They shouldn't try to pass legislation? They shouldn't try to work with Republicans to find compromise?" They should govern exactly how Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell did when Obama was president after the 2014 midterms.

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

tl;dr, this is ambulance chaser lumberjack cosplay kayfabe. If you have a vote, you should vote for a regent who respects @umich.edu students and their rights.

hope she rescinds this endorsement www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

whay can i say? they are

i think, whenever you go see some niche music, there should be a moment before the show where all the old heads get up on stage and everyone applauds for them

one of the most underrated MPFC sketches

responding to the dept prelim email with my robust estimates of each faculty member's score were they to take the exams and starting a healthy debate about predictive methods

consulting the local weather streamers to figure out why the tornado siren is going off