step one follow shark guy. step two learn about sharks. it's a win-win situation people.

without downloading new pics describe your gender

if simply associating with depraved pedophiles is enough to get a professor fired how is anyone ever going to learn economics

[DON DRAPER VOICE] weed chocolate…for Jews

it's been a Task Manager (Not Responding) kind of day

is @chanda.blacksky.app writing satirical headlines now

sometimes when @elsangito.bsky.social changes their screen name i'm like "okay who the heck is Alvin and The Chopped Uncs" but then I see that the photo is a big version of something next to the small version haha must be my ol' pal sangz

We never acknowledge how masterfully white supremacist billionaires managed to destroy social media as an organizer tool and completely atomized us. Twitter & tiktok had to be sold. Meta already belonged to them and this app here is a poor man's Twitter but coded to prevent educating and organizing

a big runoff last night, in New Orleans: Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet. So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.

day one of All Alonetime All Weekend coming to a close with soup and Past Tense Part 2

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

These bigoted moms are vicious! “She said people in an Astoria-based mommy group dunked on her for saying that she’d gladly go to a neighborhood bar that Mamdani had recently visited: “People were cursing at me and discussing my anatomy, saying, ‘You must have a full bush.’”

May my friend @sfdirewolf.bsky.social rest in power. I will especially miss texting with her about Star Trek. We were lucky, all of us, to have Alice and her warmth and enthusiasm. www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...

an app called Text With Jesus but the responses come from the ghost of GG Allin

From Iraq to Gaza, empire no longer needs to annihilate populations when it can dismantle the very structures that make collective life possible. africasacountry.com/2025/11/elim...

Father Pyrlig you have to stop. You have too much street wisdom. Your heart is too big. Your smoke too tough. Your swag is too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you Father Pyrlig.

i don't like it when people get murdered on my murder mystery shows! i only want to see them AFTER that, being dissected on a cold metal table with bugs coming out of their eye sockets!!!

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

This statement from Jikeli is the kind of thing that shows a person isn't intellectually serious about the issue. The story about Jikeli kicking a grad student off the call, only for everyone to leave and reconvene on a call without Jikeli, is an extremely Jewish response to goyische bullshit.

Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!

I am older than gender markers on passports! How do you regulate gender? By making it a form of government ID. It has nothing to do with state security, only regulation

when people flake on important shit they should have to like. call around and get their shift covered.

Zohran says you’re trans now

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

Happy Birthday to Armin Shimerman, TV's Quark.

wow so basically zohran just admitted he's never had a bialy in his life 👀👀👀

ma'am please that is GRAND NAGUS ZEK you are talking about

captain we are receiving 285,000 hails

after leaking video of israeli soldiers sexually abusing palestinian prisoners and resigning her post, israel’s top military legal authority has gone missing, her vehicle found abandoned on a beach

talking to the bodega cat is the most "brother in law from damascus" thing about this video

POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor

threw some dried sour cherries in the biryani tonight and thought of this recent fb memory (names have been changed to protect the innocent aka me and some random friend of @abubanda.bsky.social who has correct biryani opinions)

i am asking all the cis people in my life to make a LOT of fucking noise about this

encouraging odo to give in to lwaxana's aggressive interest in him has to be a top five ben sisko moment

believe it was david lee roth who said that you know you've made it as a rock star when you can spell "subpoena" without thinking about it... i guess i've made it as a trekkie bc i just spelled "auberjonois" correctly without thinking about it

taking a nontrivial degree of self-control to resist replying to this spam text with a stream of jadzia dax gifs

i disavow zagreb mahmdaffi

Before catastrophic floods swept through the Alaska Native village of Kipnuk on Sunday, the EPA canceled a $20 million grant intended to protect the community from extreme flooding. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/c...

Fun little reminder that before Bari Weiss was destroying a large media outlet, she was just a random blogger arguing for subminimum wage for disabled people. 😉 (This post is about listening to disabled people.)

It's the people who expect state cops to protect citizens from federal cops that make me want to clap their heads with two pieces of bread

has always been so interesting to me that many folks who are unable to fast are deeply sad about it while healthy, able ones don't care to (or do begrudgingly, complain, joke about it, etc). maybe being disabled makes you more appreciative of the power of tangible, physical devotion?

gotta love when an israeli tells me "you should come home" bitch you should leave

can't wait for sophia's new book about alan dershowitz' devastating lack of pierogi

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

we didn’t need a Rosh Hashanah version of Nancy Pelosi in kente cloth, but now we have it regardless

"war on autism" is the colloquial name, the name historians use is "the 2025 autist-pedophile conflict"

when your mom takes Tylenol in the 3rd trimester but you're already autistic