When you live in a country that forces companies to treat you with respect, you get to watch them rage-quit the entire continent. This is just me pointing and laughing at my former employer who cried that it was too hard to obey labor laws in Australia.

Some people have misunderstood this. We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible. This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

Raccoons: Trash Pandas. 👎 Bin Bandits. 👍

WHO THE BLOODY HELL ROUTED BLUESKY’S SERVERS THROUGH QUARKGPT

Badgering the witness? More like witnessing the badger! Here’s @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com emulating a certain video game lawyer.

mischievous... #raccoon #furry #furryart #pastry

*headsits on @ristinraccoon.bsky.social * *doublechecks hes in mouse form o.o*

+Is mildly squashed by kangaroo headsits+

Poor Ristin. ;_; my blubbertail almost made you 2d. Youd make a cute cell art qun

🎵When you're feed goes bye-bye, With no posts or replies, That's reginos When you've broken Bluesky, Coding with Claude A.I, That's reginos🎵

They forecasted rain, this kind of rain is not what I had in mind… 😖

most of my friends

Turns out that Bluesky outage WAS because of shitty AI code pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

Update: hey check out what this button does (🎨: @thespongemagic.bsky.social)

What the heck?! AaaaAAaaAAAaaa!!! >CLANG< (🎨/@brynkbunny.bsky.social)

Just going to hazard a guess that the ‘AI Sucks, Actually’ crowd will say “AI sucks, actually”. Because #AIsucks, actually.

That’s the face of a yeen that’s been called stinky too often. Be nice people, yeens get called stinky even when they’re not. It’s not funny, be nice to the giggle-puppies.

trying to post through it rn

NEW: the #AlabamaPenis has been freed!

Asking the forbidden question

So checking my replies is FORBIDDEN. Then INTERNAL SERVER ERROR. After those tries it’s RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED. …and i can’t tell who replied, or to what.

I NOTICED THIS ITS SO FUCKED UP what the fuck is going ON

I’m at a furry convention, FurDU, for my ONLY time off of the year. Great job @bsky.app picking now to break. This is why we all said “oh f$ck no” when you said Blusky would use AI generated code.

Nice try, but I know a mimic when i see one (especially when labelled!)

Random Monti (Congaree Critters) Drawings #OriginalCharacter

I'm just a savage animal. Who bites UwU Very hard. (🎨 By @lizyips.bsky.social)

First: Right-Wing influencers suddenly starting to deny it’s a recession. Second: The mainstream media starts assuring us that Conservative Parties are better at managing the economy.

gecko onesie?

STEP ON UP and grab YOUR bowl of O’Brien’s Famous Chili!! This batch was auto-made thanks to QuarkGPT and—wait what? WHAT?!! QUARK! I didn’t authorize this! I TOLD you to let it MARINATE on your STOVE! What do you MEAN “now it’s more scalable across investor subsurfaces”?!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!

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NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.

MACE TIME!

Flamethrower? FLAMETHROWER?!?!? THIS IS NO TIME FOR A FLAME THROWER!!! ::hands a mace:: I told you! NOTHING FATAL!!!

Tactical Flamethrower Go! What? Awww...

Lt @ristinraccoon.bsky.social , you are on Garbage Detail officially. Unofficially…find a way to keep Morn from eating everything. Nothing too fatal. Ens @tccoyote.bsky.social , you are on “find a way to keep Morn from eating everyone else’s food” detail officially. Nothing fatal.

HANG UP YOUR AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ANXIETY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

We ARE good friends whether you like it or not

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

Somehow, the replicator and Morn are linked to my classic arcade game console! Watch! I move the frog up, up, over, over, up, over, and Morn goes up, up, over, over, up, over! Who else wants to make Morn do something? I have all the old-school games installed!

what are the charges!? Eating your wires!? Your succulent copper wires!?

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING ALL MANNER OF MEXICAN FOODS WHILE MORN LEAPS LIKE A BULLFROG TO INTERCEPT WHILE SOMEHOW SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTINUING HIS PODCAST AND TACO TUESDAY IS OUT OF CONTROL ON THE PROMENADE

Raccoons are such perfect creatures like omg