I've gone into business selling eyebrows. For $20 I'll clip off just enough fur for you. Or, need a fake mustache? Got you. $20. Heck, just send me $20 and tell me what you want, and I'll mail it back, how's that.

// Um... @coachgowron.com? youtu.be/Yu-p2AZREYU?...

Trust me. The only thing we have in common is the hairdo.

Today, I'm secretly replacing the Tanner's store-bought coffee with Folgers roofies. Let's see what happens.

I'm RIGHT HERE, babe! Sheesh!

Mr Spock is correct.

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I hope Jon and Odie have finally realized they have an excellent dinner, and have always had one, right in front of them if only they gang up on him.

The Irish Rovers Essentials Best of The Irish Rovers 50 YEARS Vol. 1 music.apple.com/us/album/the... #irishrovers #irishroversessentials

I think that it should be a tradition on your planet to leave a place setting at your table at mealtime for a Melmacian. Because you never know when a Melmacian will come and join you for a meal. Although, those of you with pet cats probably don't need to leave a place setting.

In the episode Something's Wrong With Me ALF mentions he has a tattoo he'd "rather not explain" - we discussed the ramifications of this revelation with @dankackroyd.bsky.social and looked at some real ALF tattoos. Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining open.spotify.com/episode/2FnN...

First rule is: if you wanna eat a cat, you get to eat a cat.

// sorry, have to. #Bears

// another heck of a Bears game rn

I'm so mad. Willie took me out to the KFC, and bought me an ENTIRE chicken meal that hadn't been in the trash or ANYTHING. Then we drove by that park with all the cats and I flipped them ALL off. And THEN, we went home and while I was gone, Kate got rid of the 🎄 and all the decorations. TRICKED!

🦌 🦏 Tiny 13kg deer takes on 1.7-tonne rhino at Wroclaw Zoo A case of David vs Goliath at Wroclaw Zoo, as a tiny 13kg deer takes on a nearly two-tonne rhinoceros and appears to come out of the clash on top.

Is there an inspector 12 here? Willie's underwear has a tag that says inspected by inspector 12. I just want to tell you they itch.

Last year we watched the episode where Elisha Cook Jr. guested, and died. Paul Abbott @pablovich.bsky.social also guested (on the podcast) but did not die. In fact he told us some very interesting facts about Elisha. Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

Ah. Here we see Jon attempting to describe his - er, lost cat to the fellow beside him, and the amused look on the fellow for thinking the laws of physics and nature would allow such a beast to exist in the first place.

I wish to announce I am willing to accept any of the vacant head football coaching positions. I know my Xs and Os, I will make the guys practice hard, and Sunday it will be rah-rah sis-boom-bah and victory! Guaranteed! The Raiders need not apply.

Is it @cousinnudaq.bsky.social and I *shall* eat that cat, or Nu'Daq and I *will* eat that cat? Help me out here. I'm pretty good with languages but I'm not a native speaker.

We don't know why ALF himself didn't appear in this 1989 NBC promo, or why it looks so much like the video for Kiss by Tom Jones. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAXh...

.tac a tae s'tel I know this doesn't make sense. It's a message to Melmacians using our best encryption methods. Basically I'm just trying to see if any more of my kind are out there?

This sorta looks like something @coachgowron.com would like to have... 😬

ALF Cassete Recorder

2026 is the year we are determined to get @vancityreynolds.bsky.social to come on ALFsplaining and talk about his love of ALF. We asked Paul Fusco to put in a good word for us. But if you *are* Ryan, or know him, drop us a line at ALFsplaining@yahoo com Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

Willie said my New Year's resolution should be to "dial it down about six or seven notches". So I'm gonna lay on the couch all day tomorrow and communicate only in grunts. We'll see how long THAT lasts. 😠

This year on Bluesky I wrote 533 posts and 2,124 replies. I received 7,660 likes, whereas 88 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "its" and 🤔! Really. "Its" and 🤔. I bet you're fascinated. But hey. My best bud here is @coachgowron.com! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Just thought up a GREAT money-making opportunity, Willie! I'm gonna sell ice. Right! People will just send me money and I'll mail them ice. Oh, sure it might melt, but the great thing about it is you can pop it back in your freezer and it's ice again! I'm thinking like $20 a bag, that sound right?

And they've taken off the holiday commercials too! Will I ever hear the candy ringing out a carol again, Willie?

Lie to me, and tell me it will always be like this. We'll be bearing through life, amusing each other and sharing our feelings. You'll always be putting up your cat posts, and I'll always be imagining them with honey glaze. And we'll always be together... right? 😔 I mean, until I hit the lottery...

*pokes head up, sniffs* Are we sure this is a *new* year...? *sniffs again* ...oh, I smell it now. 😈

Well, 2026 has finally arrived in ALFland. I wish you and your loved ones a new year that is just a tiny bit less good than mine. 🙂

Happy New Year, Bluesky.

Willie, I forgot to tell you. They discovered a new holiday next week. So you have to leave the decorations up and keep having snacks and good meals around.

This is the scene where Gar admits I'm literally better at everything than he is.

// Kinda giving some thought to buying one of those Ancestry DNA test kits this year. I haven't yet because I've worried how accurate they are and also that it wouldn't tell me anything I don't already know, having done years of work into my past. Has anyone tried it, and what did you think?

Jon says this guy reminds him of me. I assume that means I cost an excessive amount of money?

Best Star Trek crew, *right* answers only

When you're perfect, it's hard to think of New Year's resolutions. So I need your help. Drop your suggestions here, or - you know, in your nearest wastebasket or wherever.

I must make a note to not look at Worf ever again. The alternatives are both bad.

Seems ol Gar has that winning Powerball ticket, but has informed his family he's not sharing.

New Year's is coming up and I want to invite you all to my party! Yes! You can play with my firetruck, ride in my racecar, eat my food from the freezer and hang out in my new house! Or you could if SANTA BROUGHT ME THESE THINGS!! How does freezing in Willie's garage with a bottle of hooch sound?

Disclaimer: This meme is meant in good fun. I am genuinely looking forward to the new series. 🖖🙂 That said, #JusticeForProdigy!!! #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekProdigy

#StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy forever. 🖖 The little animated "kids" show that blew so much live action series out of the water, with its second season rivaling the best that Trek's ever got to. And then there's this tiny gem that has given me strength and peace.

Well. No fire truck. No race car. No freezer, no TV, certainly no house. Just me and the Tanners. *sighs* So yeah, it was a pretty OK Christmas.

In the last ALFsplaining of 2025, ALF The Stupefying: 🪄 Instructs Willie to set fire to his own money, which Willie agrees to do 🪄 Smashes Willie's watch (which he willingly gave ALF despite everything) to bits 🪄 Turns Brian into a rabbit Can anybody make sense of this? Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining

Merry Christmas

This sarcastic alien just randomly showed up and wont leave. Send help