/Nothing wrong with taking things easy.

Oh yeah, for all those Jedi out there. Happy Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you!

// 1/3 it’s sad. But New Orleans is more than just the city. It’s Orleans, Jefferson, St Bernard, and Plaquemines parish. And bits of St Tammany and Tangipahoa parish too. We’re talking about an area that was once 1.3 million and is now maybe 1 million and declining. apple.news/AGPftl7lpRJ2...

“All the world’s a stage!” youtu.be/k5PZWuUqaz4?...

Black alert!

/ We’re long overdue for one of my favorite pew-pew-pews! youtu.be/3kJaa1tdUQE?...

//I miss him.

//.. It might be a factor but I think there are other things too. Like shitty food, plastics in everything, and that you’ve gotta work two jobs just to survive. youtube.com/shorts/aM_VC...

…and it’s Friday

Everyone behave

One of my favorites

/ huh?

/ but I’ll feel better.

/…financing available!

// remember this?

Very true

Black Alert! Shields up! Bad Joke detected! Q: you know what’s the hardest part about telling jokes about the French Revolution? . . . A: The Execution.

The Captain is on a short temporal vacay to the early 21st century in Las Vegas

¡Buenos dios!

/got yer nose!

// The physics of F__ks

// I feel your pain.

Bluegrass is best appreciated in the original Klingon. youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...

// I think this 2 week cease fire is the US backing out of this war completely.

I never dreamed what Deanna had to put up with living with Riker. Teaching Spot to play the trombone🤣 youtube.com/shorts/nBo6j...

Jean Luc is grumpy today

/a Bajoran growing up on Earth. youtube.com/shorts/zVhn_...

//Wrong franchise but right. youtube.com/shorts/8upk3...

Black alert! Bad jokes ahead… Q: What do you call a dessert that makes your back feel good A: A Tira-masseuse I’ll see myself out.

/Men are nuts youtube.com/shorts/qu6sr...

// I just saw Project Hail Mary It’s good. I do recommend.

//okay, black alert! Bad joke warning…

Qapla’ little one! youtube.com/shorts/URo7j...

/I know trump hates EVs and renewable energy but his stupid war has been a blessing for EV sales worldwide youtu.be/654RgtNwXZ8?...

//🤣 youtube.com/shorts/ZeL89...

/ II m glad I own a Chevy bolt EUV… just wish every story about EVs didn’t feature the Muskmobile banner. There’s a lot of non Elon EVs out there. www.businessinsider.com/ev-owners-vi...

This deserves a black alert.

I have a tachyon particle joke, but now's not the time.

Too much Romulan Ale!

/black alert! Bad joke ahead. Shields up. Charge weapons…. If humans have neurons Do Klingons have Gowrons?

//https://youtu.be/eCdmpL2yiHs?si=AFbg5c1XTIug8GS5

//Looks like they’ll need to get a job. The gravy train is ending. I understand Costco UK is hiring. youtu.be/HXBGtdWNazU?...