Too much Romulan Ale!

/black alert! Bad joke ahead. Shields up. Charge weapons…. If humans have neurons Do Klingons have Gowrons?

//https://youtu.be/eCdmpL2yiHs?si=AFbg5c1XTIug8GS5

//Looks like they’ll need to get a job. The gravy train is ending. I understand Costco UK is hiring. youtu.be/HXBGtdWNazU?...

//Ready or not here I come! Story time. From back when I was a Lieutenant. A part of my book. 1 of 4

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//Well… the anniversary of my birth is approaching and that shrimp TP dispenser is hilarious!! Qapla’ !! youtube.com/shorts/ezKNX...

Remember, it’s only 339 years until Picard first meets Q.

Black Alert! Bad joke detected! Shields up! Q: Why you shouldn’t Fart in an Apple Store… A: Cuz you don’t have Windows!

Story time.. Time to bore you to tears with another little piece of my book… 1 of 3

//Another one! Black alert! … got pulled over for speeding today, the cop was such an ass hole... he said I was just going to give you a warning but I think you need to learn a lesson, then he gave me a ticket… . . . . . . for "Melania".

//Ok I can resist. Black alert bad joke detected! Shields up! Q: Is it bad that I dreamt about losing my religion. . . . . . . A: that’s just REM sleep.

/from Louisiana, I can relate. Shrimp! shrimp! youtube.com/shorts/bAHSx...

“The Illusion of national prosperity….” Says it all. America is very broken. youtu.be/GNjEZ9Gqdss?...

Some chemistry Johnnie was a chemist. Johnnie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4. #joke 3 of n

Oldie but goodie youtu.be/FQMbXvn2RNI?...

A dog on Romulus

//Thought for the new year… Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away... and you have his shoes.

…My Bajoran family youtube.com/shorts/Gro_Y...

Massimo! Massimo! Massimo! youtube.com/shorts/5WLoH...

Happy Christmas and Peldor Joi! youtube.com/shorts/2gvlW...

A little story time. Right after the battle with Shinzon. Riker has his new command and I’m finally first officer. At Utopia Planitia,. 1 of 3

This is so…. 🤣🖖 youtu.be/ZeCmycsUSFY?...

Overdue…

…Wish I could move like that. youtube.com/shorts/Iopnu...

// The smartest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. And it’s not just the UK. It’s the whole world. We have nearly free energy raining down on us from the sun. That should be enough. youtu.be/NbiH8yj6uQ8?...

//I was there just a few weeks ago. And all it did was sit there! Volcano: Is Josi gone yet? …good now I can erupt. Nanny nanny boo boo! youtu.be/TK2N99BDw7A?...

Arigato! youtu.be/ZeXNeTJX9n0?...

//sorry but I couldn’t resist. Story time. After the fight with Shinzon and the Enterprise is stuck at Utopia Planitia (Mars) 1 of 2

@annoyedobrien.bsky.social are they talking about the time Julian put a Dart in your hand?

This is so silly! We didn’t smoke that much! youtu.be/XYoKtmYJ5YY?...

According to Canon the Vulcans have been monitoring us for a century. But this looks Romulan to me youtube.com/shorts/wzC46...

When the music moves you… youtube.com/shorts/fSda-...

Colonel Kira says..

// that could’ve been my grandmother youtube.com/shorts/E9eUC...

Yep youtube.com/shorts/9ZXf-...

It’s been a while but you can’t escape forever! Story time! One of my favorite pew, pew, pew stories. 1 of 4