crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president

Epstein was the Forrest Gump of awful things happening

i actually read an article about that the other day, this bit stuck with me the most (link in the alt text)

Are we really gonna let a bunch of “barely graduated HS and failed the psych screen for the army and police” losers start an international incident by invading a foreign consulate?

How have I never seen this before? This is killer content. Thank you @apnews.com 🫡

slowly realizing she's getting walked to the gravel pit

On the one hand I've made a lot of money on Gold. On the other hand this doesn't look great for investor's belief in global stability or the USD.

Trying to grasp a world where Tom Homan is the one you bring in to cool things off

“Vances celebrate ripping apart countless American families by trafficking children while also preparing to welcome an additional child of their own.”

Here’s an example of how you could use our platform to keep people safe from the government by alerting them to danger, there’s no accounts usernames or passwords and we don’t store any IP addresses or identifiable device info. You can rapidly deploy these in minutes.

i don't know that any of these people who fundamentally came up as right-wing media figures understand that claims ought to have facts underlying them. i think they think you can just say whatever

Do you know how mad a Minnesotan has to be to tell someone to fuck off?

The thing about America today is that if you just describe what is happening objectively and unemotionally you sound hysterical and partisan and what you have to remind people is that the reason for that is not you, it's the people doing the things you are describing

unlike OpenAI, Anthropic is not marketing bench saws with googly eyes to children. the real money is in the B2B market, and has a lot fewer side effects of teen suicide because it isn't trying to compete in B2C.

Time here looks to be about an hour

Am I the only one who thinks of Matthew Rhys every time I see Dario Amodei?

Pulitzers should have a Fell For It Again category

a year ago i wrote a story that went viral over here about how republicans could create a de facto national care ban for trans medicine to stop it, democrats would have to hold the line in funding talks, and staff in congress told me they were unsure if they would today, they stopped it

congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job

This is the dumbest pump yet

When the racist meme becomes national policy

“Trump invaded Venezuela, kidnapped its president, stole a bunch of its oil, sold it, and stashed the money in banks in Qatar” is a stone-cold CLASSIC of this genre

Monsieur President Macron, I am sexy 47-year old American MILF crushed under the the boot of the oppressive Trump regime. Please send Dassault Rafale M multirole fighter to liberate my heaving breasts

this is a fuckin pogrom

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

How many war crimes can you commit at once challenge

Like, really. What do we think is stronger? Institutional, capital, & civil society commitment to protecting Fed independence or Trump's dictatorship? I think we're going to find out

Oh, things are going well I see. Perfectly normal and precedented times.

Billionaire media wants to distract and divide the electorate, but it also wants to restructure the contours of acceptable debate in this case to include a masked, racial-animus driven gestapo shooting an innocent mother in the face as within those confines and somehow up for debate

MAGA are going to accuse him of being an radical activist because he's LGBT. Thats what happens in a fascist state. Not only do you have to be the right skin color and Christian, but you also need to be the right kind of Christian.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Welcome to the resistance JD Vance

Excommunicate that bitch

This is the weirdest fucking timeline

so ICE is just shooting people in the face in cold blood in the middle of the street now abolish it and prosecute everyone involved, there can be no "looking forward" about this kind of shit

What if you took all of the weirdest nerds at your school, made them fabulously wealthy and powerful, and told them they were the only hope for humanity? They’d go insane of course.

if you get mad at one of my posts please understand the guy who said that is dead. I’m a whole different guy

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

This is actually very funny

Coming soon to a theatre near you

overthrowing govs, sending people to detention facilities for torture, cutting taxes for the rich, slashing social spending for the poor, increasing military spending, promoting christian nationalism, demonizing gays, surveilling citizens under "national security." same old GOP.

Jan 1. Jan 3.

You know they timed this for the weekend so the markets were closed

When I first saw this story this morning I thought there was a 90% chance we’d started an unconstitutional war and a 10% chance they’d just shown grandpa an AI slop video, so yeah… the USA is going great