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won't somebody please think of the feelings of the cisgender male reporters with massive platforms

oh yeah lmao Lore for my new followers www.britishsuperbike.com/news/2025/ma...

happy trans day of visibility give me two hundred dollars paypal.me/sams0n

Fucked up that the letter V isn't pronounced "ved"

getting genuinely Zonked in my brother's memory. it's what he would have wanted.

today would've been his 22nd birthday. i miss you, buddy.

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I was telling a friend about how good Japan's GP track is and suddenly this hit me

getting my friend into jujutsu kaisen

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what. let me back in. i have things to Post about.

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this is not the first time burt has prevented me from doing work (file photo, 2022)

moto3 got red flagged so the restart will be a 5 lap sprint. which I'm sure will be very calm and normal

sun burt

Rivendale

what’s goiania over there?

we're both sprawled out on the couch enjoying the sun now.

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kinda limited on food options until my groceries get delivered tomorrow would anyone like to give me 20 quid for a takeaway perhaps paypal.me/sams0n

kinda limited on food options until my groceries get delivered tomorrow would anyone like to give me 20 quid for a takeaway perhaps paypal.me/sams0n

Remembering the ancient ways

Okay so let's workshop this a bit, because I'm anti-prediction market but I would absolutely watch FlightRadar at a sports bar. What else should we put in there

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Thinking about the ex-cop I met the other night who explained to me how you can’t trust any knowledge printed in books because anyone could just write anything, but also you should never doubt state intelligence services because you don’t know the things they know. Flawless epistemology.

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bluesky just doesnt have this sauce

ooooooouhhhh you want to see three live shows about mayors with me in them on April 25th and 26th ouuuuhhhhhh you’re going to click this link to buy tickets now live.nogodsnomayors.com

ok but that's just gorillaz

BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 24 WICKED GAME: THE HISTORY OF THE AK-47, PART THREE As the Soviets entered the Cold War, they had a gun they could use as conduit, commodity, or currency. The US, meanwhile, hit the snooze alarm. In Vietnam, a rude awakening awaited them.

[remembers i haven't eaten all day] oh hm.

HELLO CITIZENS! Your mayors will be doing a THREE LIVE SHOWS in London England in late April! You can get a ticket to one, or all three (they WILL all be different), right here: live.nogodsnomayors.com (if you are a Patron, check nogodsnomayors.com for your discount codes!)

it's not actually a meningitis outbreak, being in kent just Does That to people sometimes

I’ve been awake since 6a.m. editing today’s episode of @bloodwork.show. It’s a 2 hour so you better be subscribed to bloodwork.show to hear it when it drops.

This is a @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social bit that has escaped containment and is now a TikTok ad I just got.

Working on today’s episode of @bloodwork.show and all I have to say of @gregk.co.uk is

@gregk.co.uk how's it going in Plague Land (kent) btw

Continuing to reverse-engineer the inspiration for Marathon's world

Today, the Government stepped back from the most damaging recommendations that threatened to gut the laws protecting our most precious places for nature. With wildlife already in crisis, anything else would have been reckless. But avoiding the worst is not enough. Nature needs ambitious action.

Everybody say “Happy Birthday Gregk”

its like tony soprano used to say "control yourself... take only what you need from it"