I wish cigarettes tasted like barbecue sauce instead

"Erm, ackshually, the people of the U.S. should do something." lol, ok. I'll get right on that.

We’re back! @mollymcghee.com talks about labor exploitation, the language of class discourse, and her fantastic book Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind. Give it a listen, she’s a gem!

getting really tired of this kindergarten brained fixation on Fairness. no fair your kid goes to free preschool when you can afford to go to restaurants sometimes! no fair you use EBT to buy rich tasting food! whence the idea that every fucking thing must be means tested and rationed to death my god

How’s the Dow

RIP Pam Bondi

I’m glad newspapers are taking Trump’s relationship with Epstein seriously now that we’re six months into his second term as president

An Olympic-size pool in Red Hook has sat empty since the summer’s start, leaving residents in the area out to dry and pissed off in blistering, record high heat.

When I die, send my remains to Dangler

All Wes Anderson movies

This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that's made him forget his sadness.

Quietly quitting social media then immediately getting mad at all my friends who don’t compliment me for it

I must be shadowbanned, it can’t be that no one gives a shit

your budgeting around your poverty level is killing the economy

Hell yeah thought crime legal now

It's very hard to believe that markets are efficient when the most powerful capital allocators in the world thought it'd be a good idea to elect one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive as President of the United States.

Hell yeah

Me listening to everyone freak out about the economy when I already overdrafted my account this week

rt if u agree

you could have asked them about this! literally at any moment during the campaign you could have thought to yourself “wow theyre gonna deport 10M people, i wonder what due process would look like” but your stupid brain is nothing but mush and dmt resin

Zero interest in my television series about a cannibal who is forced by illness into a lucrative cake business, but what makes his cakes so special is the secret ingredient: men named Bradley. Baking Brad

No, I’m not dumb with money, you have to have money to be dumb with it

If you say “unalive” to me I will unalive myself in front of you with a pew pew

Making me proud to be a Nebraskan, man

My therapist every week

Do I need to watch the first 16 Mickeys to understand Mickey 17?

Al Jarreau would have turned 85 today. This is my jam.

People keep coming up to me and launching into full paragraphs of German, which I take as a compliment. I blend right in here

So many hot people in Berlin holy shit

Rest in Peace, David Johansen

The joy

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

Idea: SSRI vape

When people ask me if therapy even works if I’ve been doing it and still clinically depressed for like 20 years

Reading my bank statement

i love artificial intelligence

As a member of the free speech anti cancel culture party I promise during my first month in office I will issue a list of banned terms

Trump ensures grieving families of DC air disaster victims that only white hawk helicopters will be flown in the future

Mustering up the will to do one (1) task in January

It’s her birthday.

Shoutout to all the porn bots following me, you’re my main demographic at this point

It’s such a timeless and relatable movie because the protagonist considers offing himself over money 🎄

She loves to tour the great cities of North America

Boy oh boy am I tired of being broke

The Democrats, ladies and gentlemen!

Yeah man this is like my eighth rodeo. I'm just really stupid