Out now… MARY HOULIHAN @maryhoulie.bsky.social (comedian & artist: Mary Houlihan’s Painting Party, @joepera.bsky.social Talks With You, Difficult People), discussing her music film pick,SPICE WORLD which includes UFOs, Mark McKinney, Jennifer Saunders & Elton John! shows.acast.com/revolutionsp...

Another great episode of @bitchuationroom.bsky.social with @franifio.bsky.social with guests @maryhoulie.bsky.social & @taylorlorenz.bsky.social This was a 🔥 convo about Dark Money issue in politics youtu.be/XdRv0RKavYQ?...

Free school meals should be for every child. It stops divides, reduces bullying, means no child is left behind, and ensures every child can have nourishment. Also important to note that having a more affluent family doesn't automatically mean the child will be looked after.

Hey did any journalists ever ask trump about the fact that he posted about Biden being replaced with a clone awhile ago or do we live in hell

“gen z”? hunny u sound like u need some gen ed

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

menopausal women and dudes who are into bodybuilding now is the time to step up and give ur prescriptions to trans ppl

my mom was telling me she doesn’t find this one comedic actor very funny & i was like “shh!!!!!! you can’t say that!! you’re gonna get me in trouble!!” & she was like “we are in a nail salon in new jersey, who is gonna hear me” & she kinda ate me up on that one ngl

Sad to hear about the imminent death of Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Say what you will about him, his work had a huge impact on culture. His wry attacks on 90s office culture have been cited as an influence by figures such as Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk and al-Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden

tonite 🌹

it’s thurs 💕 live streaming rn at twitch.tv/maryhoulie play games & goof in the comments with funny ppl

my face serum kinda smells like bologna but that prob means it’s working

i think i would be good at weekend update but no worries if not

i hope the plane is bad

www.ticketweb.com/event/mary-h... pls share with philly ppl 🔔

pope this, pope that! frankly, im over the guy!

new pope is such a nice guy trust me (no idea)

playing this fun group game on twitch tonite sounds weird i kno but its fun & the commenters r funny, kids like it too (but maybe not rly lil kids bc ppl usually draw “bodily fluids”) 9pm eastern twitch.tv/maryhoulie

pls reply if u have been to “sports world indoor amusement park” (rip) in paramus nj

gaming rn twitch.tv/maryhoulie

😊😊 so excited to be named one of Variety’s 12 Comedians Who Should Be Pope 😭 so honored to share space on this list with absolute killers ❤️

pls tell ur friends in philly to come to this excellent show 😍 comedy, drag, & music from adult mom (new album out THIS WEEK!!!❤️)

guy on subway is a little annoying but it’s not rly a big deal

don’t tell anyone (don’t want to look like a nerd) but i fw balatro

The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages. If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.

kelvin & keefe r goals 😭

shout out to my brother terence, the only white terence i’ve ever met

live today at 2:30 PST on www.twitch.tv/everythingnowshow

show tonite 🤠 looks fun imo www.eventbrite.com/e/guaranteed...

after jesus died they put him in like this little cave and the cave didn’t have a door so they had to move this rly big rock in front of it but then they came back a couple days later and the rock was moved and jesus was gone and they were all like “wait what”

i have a photographic memory of every qr code i’ve ever seen

shout out to everybody in the world

who told johnson & johnson they were giving “family company”

rfk jr hates autism so much… bro… wat did autism ever do to u 😭

la is so nice bc it has that convenient exurb lifestyle i had growing up in northern nj but without the “so is you, like, gay? …or what?” vibe

this counts as a “general”

watching south park rn

Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons

i want to write a starring vehicle for kevin nealon

a core memory of mine is telling my family that i was going to be a ny giant when i grow up & they laughed & said “girls can’t play in the nfl” & i was like “surely if a girl was REALLY good at football…” & they were like “no dummy” & i guess i showed them bc this morning got signed to the giants 🥰

after i told him i need enough modem speed for gaming, the guy at spectrum customer service was telling me a little too much about gaming but it’s not a big deal

no offense to captcha but "✅ I am not a robot" def sounds like something a robot would say

there’s 2 kinds of people in this world: babies and people who r older than babies

nyc has better italian food but la has better “walking around stoned as hell in a floppy hat & just kinda vibing out” culture

wat were our dads doing anyway when they dropped us off at the arcade w/ $10 worth of quarters for an hour or two