Dan Engler
@danengler.bsky.social
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Pixels. Podcasts. Coffee. Cocktails.
The male loneliness epidemic but, like, NOT in a way that makes it anyone elseās problem.
7 days ago
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āThe depths of human creativity and depravity are two sides of the same coin.ā ā
@vicmsong.bsky.social
talking Furby
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9 days ago
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Played a game of Dishwasher Operation* and lost. * Try to snake your arm around the screaming hot heating element of a just-run dishwasher to pick up a fallen fork
16 days ago
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Me whenever Iām doing endless repetitive shit with an X-acto blade: I wish I had a Cricut. Me whenever Iām shopping for a Cricut: I would sooner stick an X-acto blade in my neck than buy a DRM-encumbered online-only paper cutter.
16 days ago
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Furious at Hayao Miyazaki for not actually telling me How Do You Live. I need answers.
21 days ago
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THE AGE OF BOBOT IS UPON US (consensually)
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28 days ago
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Girl, that Valentineās Day post on Instagram is somewhat undermined by the 364 days per year you post on not-Instagram about the ways your boyfriend makes you sad.
about 1 month ago
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My brain has a unique talent for turning even the nicest dream into horror. Romantic meetcute ā impulsive flight to far-off lands ā plane upside-down screaming crying death.
about 1 month ago
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If we can just pinpoint the superyachtās location, maybe we can lure those yacht-sinking whales near it andā¦
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about 1 month ago
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Being mid-life while the world is in crisis DOESNāT make this a mid-life crisis.
about 2 months ago
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I just watched āJim Henson: Idea Manā and (between sobs) was further impressed that Eliza has worked with The Jim Henson Company on multiple projects! š
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about 2 months ago
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Rewatching the āLive at The 10 Spotā Radiohead concert broadcast on MTV the year I graduated high school. The Paramount vultures, having scraped any remaining meat from MTVās bones, will soon discard it altogether. Feeling rather picked over myself, to be honest.
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https://radiohead.com/library/#okc/1997-12-19-live-at-the-10-spot/
2 months ago
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Hello, Reed Diffuser Company tech support? How do I turn down the volume on this thing? It has 50% too much smell.
3 months ago
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Iāve discovered the secret to infinite free money: Switch wireless plans so your bill goes from $115/mo to $30/mo. You can then use āBut Iām saving $85 every month!ā to justify literally any stupid purchaseā¦forever!
3 months ago
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Every time I open Bluesky to post something, I say to myself āIt would be better if you were telling this to a therapistā and, duly chastised, I close the app.
4 months ago
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Between
@pftompkins.bsky.social
ās statements and that hitchhiking robot being destroyed within minutes of arriving, Philadelphia has always been on the right side of the AI debate.
5 months ago
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Making it my lifeās mission to complete the YFI 69.
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5 months ago
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What they fail to mention on the product page for these sustainable compostable bamboo toothbrushes is that theyāre so enormous itās like trying to brush your teeth with a fucking broom handle. Anyways I recently picked up a new hobby, whittling.
5 months ago
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Still kinda pissed at the Honors English teacher who shamed me for (correctly) using the word āconflagrationā.
6 months ago
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@siracusa.social
I was so tired of Red Dot Syndrome that I created a Shortcut to launch Settings and gave it a transparent PNG of the Settings icon. I imagine the janky animation would bother you as much as the badge itself, but Iām willing to tolerate it.
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6 months ago
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Dan Engler
Dave Shumka
7 months ago
Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.
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Avery Trufelman
7 months ago
Trans rights are fundamentally threatened. My friends' abilities to travel, to get healthcare, to exist in peace are all under attack. I am so upset about this. But, as a cis ally, why am I so nervous to talk about it? Why am I afraid to appear performative? This is required listening
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Spotify ā Web Player
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0uAlleOpSigwHOn1JgXeCB?si=dCqo45NNRT-hQVViwK4GVw&nd=1&dlsi=65e645f930b4408b
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@connorratliff.bsky.social
A special birthday message for an auspicious occasion!
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7 months ago
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Itās been so long since I last smacked myself in the balls with anything that, as the detached vacuum cleaner hose careened toward me, I could only think
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU...
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I Can't Believe You've Done This
YouTube video by PWee28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
7 months ago
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I was shamefully unaware of
@demilardner.bsky.social
ās work until this week, but āSo You Wanna Win A P*nis Pump 2ā rivals
@chrisgethard.bsky.social
ās āOne Manās Trashā for the title of Best 43 Minutes of Comedy You Will Ever Watch.
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So you wanna win a p*nis pump 2 (W Libby Watson and Jesse Clarke
YouTube video by demi lardner
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Ef5T5lxws
7 months ago
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Heather Anne Campbell
7 months ago
last night ā in what has to be the dumbest dream Iāve ever had ā my wife and I were crying because it was announced that Mario was dead
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How to detect AI-generated writing: It frequently contains em dashes. How to detect that Iām fucking old: I use periods in text messages and social media posts.
7 months ago
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For the first time in three months, it is (very lightly) raining in Seattle.
#BLESSED
7 months ago
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Lying in bed and feel a tickle on neck behind my right ear. Swat it away, assuming itās either my bedsheets or my imagination. Quarter-sized spider. In my home. In my bedroom, where I sleep. This is a declaration of war.
8 months ago
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Woke up to find a shard of clear glass embedded in my heel. No clue where it came from, how I stepped on it while unconscious, or how I managed to avoid bleeding everywhere. Suddenly concerned about what Iāve been doing in my sleep.
8 months ago
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@hgmodernism.bsky.social
Listening to an episode of the Unexplainable podcast about your two favorite things: plants and consuming mass quantities of something to make yourself immune to it! āShould you be eating poison oak?ā from last September.
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Vox Media: Podcast Network | Unexplainable
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https://podcasts.voxmedia.com/show/unexplainable
8 months ago
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Spent my first 20-odd years as a devout Catholic and the biblical verse lodged in my mind is āWhatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me.ā The poor. The hungry. Seeking asylum. Fleeing death. Children of Gaza. Thrown to the wolves by rich old men in a fucking prayer circle.
9 months ago
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This week, I started taking a mid-day break to go up to my buildingās rooftop patio and spend some time away from the horrors of the world. Today there was some weirdo up there in a speedo. Nothing good lasts.
9 months ago
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A first for me: Unsubscribing from a podcast I enjoy because they started taking money to inject an episode of a different unrelated podcast into their feed each week. An hour-long ad Iām compelled to download and then delete? NOPE.
10 months ago
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It is once again
@elizaskinner.bsky.social
pasta day! āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes...
10 months ago
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No Pope Pizzaball? NOT INTERESTED.
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Pierbattista Pizzaballa - Wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbattista_Pizzaballa
10 months ago
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Anyone who says they understand whatās happening and can tell you the right thing to do is full of shit. They are lying to you because they want your money.
11 months ago
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Whatās the emoji for ātrying very hard to not have a panic attackā? Gotta be this one, right?
11 months ago
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@laurendamon.bsky.social
Iām only 20 minutes in and he is going berserk.
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Ep 289: Jeff Goldblum | Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
https://shows.acast.com/offmenu/episodes/ep-289-jeff-goldblum
11 months ago
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An Oral History of the R.E.M. āEverybody Hurtsā Video and the Top 300 Parodies Broadcast on American Television
11 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
11 months ago
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
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Thinking about the time a girl invited me to her place to watch a movie and the movie she chose was SCHINDLERāS LIST.
11 months ago
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For the first time ever, I sought out the original Blur, BeyoncĆ©, Bob Marley, and Lauryn Hill tracks used to assemble this 20-year-old mashup, and theyāre all so radically different that I canāt imagine the vision needed to combine them.
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Blur - No Blur No Cry (Loo and Placido)
YouTube video by Blur Archive Project
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ymYHL5k14Ts
11 months ago
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Itās been over 36 hours and the IRS still hasnāt withdrawn my scheduled tax payment. Things must be DEEPLY fucked if the oligarchs canāt even manage to bleed the workers on time.
11 months ago
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If anyone tells you non-alcoholic Guinness tastes just like the original, fill their mouth with mud. It has zero body, like Guinness-flavored LaCroix. Rank.
11 months ago
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Is there a stretch you can do to prevent the simple act of turning your head 5° to the left from tweaking SOMETHING that causes searing pain from your elbow to the base of your skull, jolting you awake every time you fall asleep?
11 months ago
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Everyone feels comfortable mocking people who died in a stupid way until itās someone you know, and then it sinks in: wow, I knew a dumbass.
12 months ago
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The Charleston Cinematic Universe.
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@connorratliff.bsky.social
@patrickcotnoir.bsky.social
12 months ago
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@julianburrell.bsky.social
Hey Julian! Just a heads-up: in the E Pluribus Motto state cryptids special, around 23:45, thereās a long pause and then an off-air note from Janet that made it into the final edit.
12 months ago
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Eliza has honed one edge of her library card to razor-sharpness and she will slash you with it if you donāt get a library card!
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12 months ago
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