Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell

Very funny as a listener of Theme Park Content™️ to hear @alicia.social on @orlandoparkstop.com bring up likely budget cuts to Universal UK & immediately chase that with #ForYourAmusement @ryanbergara.bsky.social betting that UniUK is getting an 88mph Back to the Future launch coaster.Time will tell!

Olivia Cooke continues to be my House of the Dragon MVP

Feels criminal we never got an Independence Day theme park attraction at the height of 90s rides with pyrotechnics

Jeff Goldblum swaggering through the desert in his flight suit at the end of Independence Day is so god damn hot. Like I actually think it rivals shirtless Ian Malcolm. Anyway that’s my contribution to America’s 250th 🫡

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my house of dragon take: dragons should have wings that are not also part of their legs. they should be separate limbs

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Every time I see those pop up Trojan Horse promos for The Odyssey I think it’s that Denver Airport monster

Whenever I watch Toy Story 2 I *do* wonder what the life of the toys in the Japanese toy museum looks like

Still thinking about how I saw a La Roche Posay skincare ad featuring the MINIONS.

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

The greatest suspension of disbelief across the entire Toy Story franchise is how durable Slinky Dog’s slinky is.

has anyone lived the dream more than this guy?

Livejournal 2003-2007ish

I am so sorry to the entire UK and Broadway community but that Paddington puppet has me relating to that ET hammers tweet.

The British Office was both “edgier” and “meaner” than the US office which had a bad first season and recalibrated to wind up appealing to the broadest audience possible. It’s now short hand for the platonic ideal of an American Sitcom. Always Sunny is on Season 18 and still pushing everything btw.

(As I am sorting through the email inbox dedicated to free birthday food). Dunkin’ Donuts is literally so stingy “we’ll give you 3x points when you buy stuff on your birthday”. Give me a donut.

#Tonys I saw Oedipus from the front row and Lesley Manville’s late show monologue that close was *incredible* 🔥

Hopkins after Cox

A PROPER THEATRICAL adaptation of Dinotopia 🥲. That and the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik—talking dragons! Ships! Napoleon!

I want my favorite filmmakers to stop using A.I. for stuff that they could VERY OBVIOUSLY HIRE A PERSON TO DO It's so exhausting "It's a tool. Get used to it. It's here to stay and we just need to accept it." Nearly every A.I. booster sounds like a pod person

10am, June 1st: go to the links below! Happy to say my tribute to Epic Universe’s Ygor is amongst the prints for sale for @orlandoparkstop.com‘s Stop Hate fundraiser benefitting @trevorproject.bsky.social “Can I Get Your Digits?” (original sketch on my instagram, www.instagram.com/ledliteart)

Backrooms joins a long line of horror movies that don’t scare me because I Would Simply Not Go in There

I have a piece in this 👀

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

I am working down to the wire for my Ygor art contribution to this great cause! If you’ve been to Epic, let me poll you over what I should title it, please!

Oh no, after Zoe Saldana, T-Mobile has also claimed Kevin Bacon

The @doughboys.bsky.social is the only podcast that justifies its existence in the video format because adorable Gemmy is silently there the whole time

Everyone on Widow’s Bay is so goddamn GOOD

To my previous post—I expect Long Island will go fully red again in the midterms and again I wildly gesture at the TRASH Dem options like Gillen and Suozzi. They pulled shady shit during primary petitions to boot her progressive opponents as if “vote blue no matter who” is a strategy. It’s not.

Laura Gillen wants to be a Republican so bad. She‘s going to lose her seat and then become a Fox News commentator, mark my words. (She spent the fall making appearances on Fox to fear monger against Zohran)

And a surprise @connorratliff.bsky.social !

Started Widow’s Bay because I keep hearing great things + Katie Dippold and as a bonus there’s Jeff Hiller 👏

Do all these boomers trying to shill for AI in front of *stadiums* of booing graduates have a humiliation kink? Why are there so many? This is giving James Acaster’s bit on Harry Potter TV casting announcements. The reactions are gonna be the same! youtu.be/vQ4ATsyD4hA?...

Is it too late to convince LucasFilm that instead of releasing The Mandelorian and Grogu in theaters, they just put Andor’s “One Way Out” or “The Eye” on big screens instead? I am ready to give them IMAX money for literally any large Andor repeat over new Mando

Someone whose name I don’t know right now who, when cast, I will discover I remember fondly in a smaller role in a largely British project. Also, they’ve got well reviewed theatre work.

And I will be seated

Love finding out that a denial of a service I AM covered for with my podiatrist‘s office was because “the person in the [insurance] chat said it wasn’t covered…” babe, that’s not a person. (They finally spoke to a person and got the approval I assured them I had all along 🫠)

If I had a nickel for every time a Succession actor starred in a sheep-centric movie that made me cry…

Need whomever is in charge of paying for Instagram ads for Book of Mormon to cut that funding asap because I promise you the reason folks are looking that show up right now is not about buying tickets

As not a baseball watcher, I am so glad the Mets stopped picking on all my friends

Beyond excited

Watching Beef because Cailee Spaeny and Carey Mulligan facing off is a dream team of my faves

Never work on my birthday, even if I have no plans, no thank you.

I met Jim Downey on the way to my podiatrist because NYC is magical

A trio of people triaging a 25 year old movie I have a soft spot for, I think we fixed it.

*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.