who would win in a clean, no weapons, middle-of-the-street fight: Goku or Hank Hill

brat attack, game over screen, zx spectrum (1988) www.mobygames.com/game/76113/b...

gunstar heroes, boss, bravoo man, genesis (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/6581/gu...

we're all supposed to take politics seriously but they called it "gubernatorial" come the fuck on. okay my little guber, i'll vote for ya

damn, alright...

Nardwuar hands me a polaroid of a closed coffin. "What is... is that me?" He's doing that face to the camera. "Is that me Nardwuar?"

who up norming hiscock rn

hey guys check this cool video i just saw on youtube dot com www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJK...

Cyberstuck in Oregon

Did Claude advise you to try and cool your phone off in the pool?

ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

INFERNO. 29 MAY 2026. boardsofcanada.com

best gen. BEST GEN

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

Why's phone anytime more than 3 tabs are open:

check this out

there are many monstrosities happening simultaneously on this planet, but at least we can rest easy knowing Rep. David Scott is alive and well, and feels spry enough to seek another term

reminder that you can always check the status of bluesky at status.bsky.app

this is bullshit. nobody put me on the anti-ai ai haters blocklist i hate ai and if you "love" ai i hate you too. almost 9 billion people on earth; i don't gotta make friends with all of them

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

it's ironic that LLMs have zero safety limits telling people how to off themselves / others, the devs of bsky use them to "vibe code" (when they aren't chucking phones into pools) yet bsky itself has rules against the very things these chatbots do i call this maneuver "Robbing the Devil's Library"

gex my beloved

NEW millennial slogan: "Ache it 'til you make it"

it's kinda weird in the pokemon world that you can't run from trainer battles but you can (try) from most wild encounters it's like the badass mythical dragon that's 3 stories tall is okay with you booking it but the little girl on route 2 with a pikachu clone says "nah, fuck you, you die tonight"

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night art by Ayami Kojima (1997) #retro #art #gaming #Castlevania

"georgeous bush, my dear" i whisper softly in her ear. "will you be committing any warcrimes with it tonight?"

bluesky seems to be having an issue with its *checks smudged paper* "regenis" let's hope they can get the servussy back online soon

greg jerkuoff

if theres any bright silver lining to the cloud that hangs over all of humanity these days, its that claptracular or whatever hasnt been hospitalized

if you've closed bluesky just to open it back up again four or more times in one day, you may be entitled to compensation

2002 newgrounds humor was like dude: (shrill screeching into low-quality mic) "I GOT AIDS FROM THE HOOKER BEHIND THE BOWLING ALLEY" bro: (same voice but half-octive higher) "WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME MY MOM HAS AIDS!?" and then a jpeg of colin mochrie fades-in from the background and eats them both

Nintendo 64 Rumble Pak! It's like a vibrating buttplug for your controller

INCOMING

totally zooppilled. or zoopmaxxing. one of the two

there should be a video game that tells you to "press down to duck" but in doing so permanently transforms you into a duck

This update makes Cave Story+ on Steam worth revisiting in 2026

an episode or 2 of NewsRadio happened to slip by my eyeballs the other night and my god Joe Rogan was always just the most unfunny piece of shit. you could tell the folks in the writer's room dreaded drawing the short straw on writing any material for him. b-plots featuring him are EXCRUCIATING

fascist warpig transphobe @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @governor.ca.gov sics his militarized lapdogs on citizens for protesting against contemporary concentration camps in LA. victory speech to follow once Trump's dick falls out of his Blue MAGA mouth

the reason Killmonger is such an exceptional villain is that like any quality villain, his diagnosis is accurate and his treatment is horrendous

skate or die, magazine screenshot, commodore 64 (1987) archive.org/details/Comm...

Sonic Adventure 2 pre release promotional art (2000) #retro #art #gaming #Sonic

News used to be better

laying down to nap for a couple weeks would fix me