*billy corgan voice* THE MILKERS ON ME-EE ARE THE MILKERS ON YOUUuu 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰

Space Ace implies the existence of Space Aro

CRAZY TAXI

"No Kings equals no paychecks"? uhhhh, tell that to my Soros Bucks envelope i just got in the mail yesterday

caught head-down in a deep pile of snow after doing a sick snowboarding trick that caused an avalanche and deciding to use the last 3% of my phone battery to "Post Through It"

getting jpegged by my pngtuber t-girlfriend until my bmp renders all over our homepage

MEGA MAN 2

SHINOBI III

the "AT" stands for Anti-Trans (which is pretty boring considering what Reddit already is)

*butt rock guitar noises* THERE GOES

i recently ordered a Trump Watch and took a bite out of it. i gotta say they at least taste better than Trump Steaks, i'll give him that

they only allow one of these plays per game but it's very risky because if the batter happens to hit all 8 at once their team immediately wins the game

*italian voice* "ohhhh I get upa early in da morning to makea da proofa pie. I makea da proof froma scratcha, no researched ingredients, just a bad vibes study for youa eh?"

okay georgie-poo don't get pissed off when in 15 years someone types "Mad Max but better" into their iNtelvidia 6 armphone and your cute little film becomes fodder for the 82-Gazillonwatt Amazoogle Quantum Datastructure to chew on and spit out another soulless piece of dogshit (it wins Best Picture)

why should i have to justify my actions to YOU when i've just explained the tortured logic through which i justified them to MYSELF

it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infographic says it's true because the infog

it's hard to find evidence of it nowadays but Groucho was even further to the left than his brother Karl was. they often had feuds over this

grok, make me a game where I play as a naked elon musk and the goal is to put my nuts in a wood chipper

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

Jay.bsky & Transphobia Strike Back

Reports indicate there has been a week-long gas leak at Bluesky HQ

suk/dik

something something current events

GEX 3

she xbox 360 on my playstation 3 until she nintendo wii

remember when WOTC sent Pinkertons (instead of just, you know, the standard legal route of lawyers) after a streamer for leaking literal pieces of cardboard

sir, sir, mr. pope sir,

grant heft otto's icks

God made me gay, and Jesus loves me the way I am. certainly more than the Pedo-in-chief right now anyways

BadEmparalysis

don't worry, you are less than 1% of the population and i'm willing to sacrifice you for the greater good. into the volcano you go

it's sunset on a cool Fall evening. i blast "Circle in the Sand" in my '89 dodge omni while cruising the freeway. a la croix semi emerges from the mists, slowly overtaking me. i reach out the window and brush the majestic beast's form as it glides by. i can almost feel its heart beat from within

you know what would be good? a new Pokemon game with like 10 pokemon. that's enough for me. i'd be more inclined to "Catch 'em All" then

Halloween costume idea: Brain Worm dressed like Lee Harvey Oswald

you know who they should get for those Aflac commercials? Ben... ahh, fuck. What was his last name again? Uhhh

suing opensecrets.org for $11 million for reporting that i bought over 600 thousand Pizza Bagel Bites with campaign funds (it was only 550,000)

i have this uncanny unnatural ability to die exactly 1 time

let me get this straight: Charlie Kirk's wife is willing to "forgive" the person who literally murdered him because it's "what Charlie would have wanted" ...but not forgive a couple of online jokers simply memeing about the death

shave dappelle

if you do what you love you'll never have to eat food another day in your life 🤗

folks they're calling it "The World's Shittiest Bunt"

oh lawd he comin'

so let me get this straight: cis girl pee is gold, trans girl pee is iron, the mechant's mouth is the toilet

i have been infected with the baroque mind virus

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

the only way Kamala should have ever ended that sentence was "with hammers"

big news for dead children lovers