David Diapers

now is time to weaponize laser pointers

you can really chop up american politics into 3 groups: 1) people who want life to be better for everyone 2) people who want to and harm their perceived inferiors 3) people who want to slam on the brakes at whatever point in time we are at right now because all change is the same (scary)

neil breen should do an fmv video game. everyone else can totally see it, right?

counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them

lindsey graham died doing what he loved: chugging down a quart of RFK Jr's unpasteurized horse milk

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days ad (2009) #retro #art #gaming #KingdomHearts

"can i make a video game about a normal italian dude going grocery shopping called 'Mario Cart'" my lawyer: "no"

lady dimikachu

Ok I figured out who needs to hear this

does anyone else hate it when people ask things like "does anyone else hate x or is it just me" or is it just me

i am going to summon one (1) very large albatross to drop Him into an active volcano

austin powers? more like... postin' hours

on bsky if you say "die fascist" they give you 27 strikes and a week suspension but if you say "die commie" they make you head of trust and safety

they say trump's gonna do his speech during the lightning and fireworks and low-flying fighter jets on top of a big flammable metal tower that reaches high to the heavens

if you need me i'll be in an undisclosed but easily reachable location selling laser pointers

copporn shrimp

sonic colors or something i've never played it

send 'em to Philly, they won't last long www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/u...

live view from the great american state fair

if you run a business you really only need a sign that says "Open Today" on one side and "Open Tomorrow" on the other

The Big Shortstack

a hairy doughnut, on the other hand, is quite easily combable

what if you could always see your nose in a first-person videogame

well i was heading to my local Burger King in my Shoebarus when i came to my senses and realized i was poor. and BK is more of a "fast-casual" establishment. so i ended up foraging for nuts and berries on the ground instead

Peed for Sneed: Pot Hirsute

if the british don't wanna install AC units for whatever dumbshit excuse they wanna come up this year with then perish with the heat. like, at this point, you're just being stubborn. you can be hot and stubborn for all anybody else gives a shit

liberals are foundationally obsessed with"being nice" and none of the necessary actions at this moment are "nice" so they will do nothing instead

oh it me

The Shinra Electric Power Company will be issuing a recall on the Pride month themed rainbow materia. We didn't know it would do that.

don't suppose gabe will let me trade in my massive back catalog of unplayed games for a discount on the ol' gabecube, eh?

cubed gaming... too expensive nowadays. anyone else figured out a less expensive shape yet

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night artwork (1997) #retro #art #gaming #Castlevania

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ illiterate aroace nonbinary streamers ☆ Basque cis bimbos ☆ trans yasspilled people ☆ biracial cop-sexual men ☆ a-spec cool people ☆ xenogender omnisexual rent boys

we got GTA VI boxart before we got GTA VI smh my head

people be like "noooo don't end your life" and all i can think of is "8+ hours of uninterrupted sleep at my age is too good an offer to pass up"

carry the label guy

Truckasaurus vs. Every Tesla Vehicle

i'd imagine they are "Great Grand Funk Railroad" by now

they won't tell you this but donkey kong 64 music is for falling asleep to banjo kazooie music is for having loud raucous sex

oh god it's terrible. Donald Trump entered the ring to talk to the crowd and Racist McShitbag thought he was the next opponent and kicked his head clean off

5 years ago they stormed the capital. this year he just opened the gates and let them on the white house lawn

why does it sound like people in the street are chanting "Nix-on! Nix-on!"? did he come back from the dead or something

i've been to my fair share of fairgrounds and i can tell you that by mid-day tomorrow it's gonna be a muddy shitty mess all over the white house lawn and i'm here for it. hoping a stray firework goes right through one of the front windows

JUST WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION - and Endless Duels in the year After Colony 195. A solid Gundam fighting game that would be followed up by two PS1 sequels. 📺: Shin Kidō Senki Gundam Wing: Endless Duel, Super Famicom, 1996

Richter: "You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves." Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions." Richter: "PressXTodoubt.gif" Dracula:

just saw banksy clamber up there. get away from there banksy

i want to play videogames but i don't want to play any videogame that has ever existed or will ever exist