the horrors persist, but i am more horrifying

why the fuck do trans adults have to "appreciate their sex" but cis adults do not have to "appreciate": erectile dysfunction baldness sexual libedo breast size butt size lack of testosterone/estrogen balance infertility and a whole slew of other gender-confirming therapies they get to enjoy

*steel guitar solo* are-you-ready-for-some CURLING!? a monday night PARTY! yeah this is ol' Hank ready to get this thing started we got some rocks sliding down a long patch of ice and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight!

i love the war on drugs and hate workers says the girl with the gay (false) flags in her bio nice psyop

i hear that new excavation game is fun. what's it called again. "Our Craters" or something i don't know

"these bots"

Shame on resident evil requiem this man lost his job to AI

this game is SO GOOD i'ma pee my pants

Playground Bussey, IA

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

this woman has definitely yelled at the low-wage workers installing her in-ground pool for using eggshell white instead of snowy mount

Is 4:20:00 too long to expect people to sit through the premiere of a video at a theatre

meet my new computer: mike omputer

i think the main issue with the internet is that you can log in, sign in, sign up... but not log up. once the brain wizards find us a way to "log up" i think it'll solve all our problems

dawg you've got developers on your team (why.bsky) "vibe coding" using LLMs to generate up to 99% of their coding after they throw hot phones into the pool to "cool them off" you need to stop poking your userbase and start looking inwards

The key to every man's heart is... okay. they're gone. listen, there's something really urgent i have to tell you. there IS a key to every man's heart and i have 2 minutes before mine shuts off. i need you to use this scalpel to cut into my left deltoid to get my key. NOPE! ouch. your other left

Classics Of Game 134 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIm_...

lucasarts, technical support, official website, excerpt (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961223...

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

chuds running anti-woke gamelists hold two "truths" equal simultaneously: 1. games set in historically (or fantasy/historical; think LOTR) white regions must never feature playable non-white races 2. women must always have big tits, small waist, soft features & they'll never see the irony in this

what i wouldn't give to sneak up to the fifth floor with a big ol' bucket of red paint and BOOM right on the neck

abject permanence

the entire game is GOAT. the music. the graphics. the gameplay. there's even lore in there if you're willing to dig into it

"I literally cannot fathom being against two or more forms of racial discrimination at the same time"

searching up "gonzo porn" and gettin' REAL fuckin' peeved when i find out there are no muppets involved

when his dick's so huge i gotta wrap a whole arm around it

explaining to my orthotics specialist the absolute need for custom Heelies as an elder millenial

this is totally me whenever i try to rotate an image of bort in my mind

"...and that's when I became The Mayor McCheese of the Left" i say to no one in particular. the padded cell gives no response and little echo

they're gonna start calling it the "ex-box"

yoris beltson

send Gluesenkamp to the Glue Factory

jizz pours from every orifice of this man's body at the thought of progressives being in camps

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

lsd: dream emulator, official website, screenshots, playstation (1997) web.archive.org/web/19970630...

GOOD trouble

George Gooney

so, suffice it to say, Nick will be on @gavinnewsom.bsky.social's podcast next week

*walks into a library. stands around for a minute. starts getting irate* "WHY DON'T I KNOW EVERYTHING YET"

snatcher, magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/Msx-...

Stancil is the type of person to use the word "oriental" for more than just rugs

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

step aside. i'm "jacking in"

Is this good chat

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email

@bsky.social free @dril.bsky.social you suspended him for sharing a publically available epstein email?

ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph