needed this today

I think I'm getting sick as a karma for calling my best friend a sickly Victorian orphan for always being sick. :|

Dad: "Let's get football food for the games tomorrow! GRAR! Highly processed meat! Salty things!" Me: "Please pick me brie and a baguette." Plot twist: he did. I mean I said it mostly to be funny but fuck yeah we are brie and breading for lunch m'dears.

pretty Andie, broken brain

Me, an intellectual: "I graduated from college about 20 years ago." Me, still an intellectual: "I went to California Adventure to celebrate my graduation with my friend Kelly!" Me, an idiot: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE IS OVER TWENTY YEARS OLD!?!?" I'm brilliant.

What I wouldn't do to hang out with @morndas.bsky.social irl. Hope you're staying warm, Emily!

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Okay so I'm taking the day of Bsky. I need to go live in a world without ICE for a while. Take care of each other.

oh wow I hate my country.

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

I hope Aloka and the monks are doing okay in the cold. They're in NC now.

My fellow Americans, I know things have been really tough lately. I know the onslaught of horrible news seems relentless. But there is still goodness, there is still love, there is still joy. You just have to seek it out. P.S. Seriously stay warm out there

@theplottdump.bsky.social would still love for val to learn at some point his entire family didn’t send him to the pit that was just his bitch of a grandma.

lrp: GET THE FUCK OFF TIKTOK

TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list. They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.

Minnesota...I am in awe of you.

started the day with some of the Bridgerton soundtrack, now moving onto Nina Simone.

dannnnng this goes hard when you think about in the context of AI. www.youtube.com/shorts/3n9UJ...

Dear most of America, I'm sorry about the weather. Please do your best to stay warm. Love, Andie

Friends, if you're not reading @theplottdump.bsky.social's sprawling legacy you are missing out on SUCH A GOOD TIME. She has a tumblr where the most recent stuff is archived and it is WORTH YOUR TIME.

I know I'm jumping ahead like a solid in game decade but I want Val and Chad to get married and I want Poppy there and I want it to be so awkward and wonderful.

is anyone else emotional? I'm emotional.

Refreshing the tl like Tina Belcher checking her email waiting for an invite to Tammy's bat mitzvah.

They love each other!!!!!!

If Anne separates Kate and Diego, I may never forgive her.

My mom volunteers with Postcards to Voters and she just realized a person she wrote postcards for is one of the Dems who voted to fund ICE. She is apoplectic.

Why did these 7 Democrats vote yes? Henry Cuellar of Texas Jared Golden of Maine Laura Gillen of New York Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington State Don Davis of North Carolina Tom Souzzi of New York Vincente Gonzalez of Texas

Remember circles? I wish bsky had circles.

JD Vance if he was on the Titanic

Literally all I care about is that Kate Hawley was nominated for costumes for Frankenstein. I understand Sinners is amazing but I don't do scary things (I haven't seen Frankenstein either).

gonna get myself some good guacamole tonight.

that glorious temporary stuff

some bits of wisdom from tunglr

Just saw a woman walking a husky and a chihuahua. With that duo in the house, it must just be constant chaos.

I did NOT need to know Larry the Downing Street cat was that old this week.

Bridgerton next week

and there are people who don't believe in magic...

Dogs are literally the best people on the planet. Long live dogs.

some Chumbawamba songs hit harder than others if you catch my drift.

mood

I am really tired of having anxiety.

To be clear: I don't dislike Orange but he's no Alejandro.

Favorite couples in @theplottdump.bsky.social's story 1. Chad and Val (obvi) 2. Poppy and Ale 3. Diego and Kate 4. Vera and Maya 5. Chet and Death

I hope you find a reason to smile today.

Had a nice coffee and perfectly ripe banana (shared with Ava, OF COURSE) and I'm having a nice day so far. Beautiful weather in SoCal.

Lately I've been getting a little motion sick in my games (currently SDV and DDLV) when I go too fast/have too many speed buffs. Has never happened to me before. I don't like it.

My mom has excitedly told me (twice, no less) about ICE agents getting shouted out of a Mexican restaurant by customers. Like, what? You're terrorizing an entire demographic but expected to walk in and order a burrito no problem? Assholes.