who cares about imposter syndrome we’re all half plastic at this point

iced hojicha with pistachio cold foam

new oklou album is so good & I wouldn’t expect anything less !! happy to see her getting more recognition w this release

this is about to be oklou’s year I’m so excited for the new album

love to see people embracing the trip hop sound, forever one of my fav genres open.spotify.com/track/536rHx...

may is going to be so stacked.

pretty sure animal crossing new horizons was inspired by the yaeyama islands where I’m at rn. butterflies and fish galore, star sand on the beaches, stargazing, and I got robbed by a hefty raccoon

spent 13 hours driving & worked out the coalinga starbucks to see fka twigs perform 2 songs on thursday but still worth it tbh

it’s been a minute bluesky 👋

i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no

close twitter open bluesky close bluesky open threads look up at the sky ponder death close threads what am I doing what is my purpose open twitter

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss gf / manspread, mansplain, manslaughter bf

said temporary goodbyes to family and friends bc it’s ZELDA TIME 🙈

welcome to bluesky home of the blue sky can i have some invites

look what i found on the craigslist apartment listings today

opened up Breath of the Wild for the first time in years to practice the controls before Tears of the Kingdom comes out & within 10 seconds accidentally stumbled into the final Ganon fight lolrip

off the grid near ukiah the past few days looking at IRL blue skies

omg this four tet show !!

NEVER PASS THE ORBCORE GIRL THE AUX CABLE

Wizardback - Look At This Orb 0:35 ━❍──────── -5:32 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ VOLUME: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%

Me: wow you can really learn everything on YouTube Patient: (on operating table) what

the senate: you cant bring that into the court me, a SCOTUS nominee: sir that is my emotional support billionaire the senate: fair enough.

don’t have a ton of music homies on here yet but I’m so excited we’re getting portola v2 this year. favorite festival of 2022 by far

frantically jotting down a list of bluesky inspired Halloween costumes but I’m wondering how many will get me kicked out of the local chuck-e-cheese

a little curious about the SF bluesky meetup but instead I’m making the pilgrimage down to LA for the four tet / squidsoup show !!

I got up close with a Portuguese man-o-war and my god these animals are shockingly beautiful.

fruit tastes so much better when it’s sliced, gotta get that optimal skin to bite ratio

my version of hot girl breakfast is 6 takis & oat milk cold brew

saving my invite code for marriage

confusing my coworkers by drinking red mio energy from a wine glass during the first zoom of the day

even though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will RangeError: maximum call stack exceeded

tpot calling tkettle black

hey girl, I know we haven’t talked in a while … but this hellthread got me thinking about how you were the only thread pulling me together & keeping me out of a life of hell. tell your mama I said hi

is there a bluesky mascot yet, like how that other app has a bird

goldenvoice in 2023:

me and bloomfies acting a little bit silly and whimsical 🧚‍♂️🦎🌀

we need zack fox here does anyone have an invite code

Good story about all of us moving into Bluesky https://wapo.st/3nimSQa

this will forever be the greatest thing I’ve seen with my own eyes, my life has peaked