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We saw this Canova Napoleon (with handy Napoleon painting behind), and thought of @hosmeriana.bsky.social 😁 Pitti Palace, Firenze (W' @jackshoulder.bsky.social)

We’re so back baby

Happy international women’s day lads

Serious curatoring at Bonhams yesterday

Thrilled to announce I’ll be curating the Treasure House Art Fair Sculpture Walk in collaboration with Sculpture Walk director Flora Horswell this summer, including curator’s tours, artist talks, and more!

STOP! Baby time

Apparently there is a Eurovision song called 'Serving Kant' and somehow it is NOT a historical epic from the point of view of the former Prussian soldier Martin Lampe?

You know who else laid down a devastating "diss track" accusing his nemesis of being an immoral drugged out weirdo? That's right. Rufus Griswold, the hostile self-appointed executor of Edgar Allan Poe’s literary estate.

Look at my princess admire her

Rereading Moby-Dick for the first time in a few years, and it is so wild that anyone ever thought Middlemarch was better than this

Me at @hosmeriana.bsky.social on this afternoon’s project planning call

Gross

Gotta say I think the pink zipper was an inspired touch, me

The ultimate beverage goblin beverage

This is ART

Oh no someone plagiarised my plagiarism machine help me big government help me

My parents are getting a new puppy and she is so Baby

The Beach Boys were and remain the superior sixties band

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

Mary Shelley writing Frankenstein:

Resentfully doing MATHS on a SUNDAY to make this stupid Laura Ashley knockoff dress I have in my head but no one will sell me the pattern for

My baby is finally live on the website! www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/whatson/walk...

License

Who gon beat my ass? My brain. My brain will absolutely beat my ass

Glorious light streaming through the windows in the sculpture gallery

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

Victorianists gonna victorianist

Me one week into 2025

Okay the snowy beach is better

You Tried

i know how to please a woman… you simply comment upon the jaunty angle of her cap

Spooky Mermaids Dress Christmas sewing is done! I finally cut into my precious Liberty Tana lawn from the odyssey collection and it’s perfect and I love it especially in the spooky fog

I want Jodorowsky’s Odyssey

Did Michel Foucault write this?

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Art historian: the negative space serves to open up the composition, creating illusionistic depth while at the same time causing my previous roles to expand and contract across the picture plane in harmonious relation

My no new fabric rule was dashed almost immediately by the 50% off sale at my favourite bougie designer and soon I will have a horrible new Sea Creatur dress and a Jaunty Holiday Lad shirt

I am the High Prawnstess, Queen of Shrimp

Yesterday’s food: carbonara supplì, boar maritozzetti, carbonara, and rosemary and lemon crème brûlée

Roooooome

happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

Keep the Luigi Mangione memes coming

Lads is someone pulling my dad’s leg with “farkelised” for “customised” as British slang

Try offering national free healthcare and an end to private insurance

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Heartbreaking: the Romanticists are right about something

Once again it is too windy for easy straightforward quilt pictures but at least it’s not pissing rain like it was last weekend